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What is the purpose of torturing Julie Foudy with this dunce of a commentator? Half the time he's just naming the person who has the ball, the other half just gibberish
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The tragic decline of the US midfield will be studied like the fall of rome
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Ashlyn really pulled the age old, "things aren't working out between me and my wife. We're separated, it’s over." And Sophia Bush STILL hasn't realized she got played by a fuckboi and thinks those words were real
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Well it's official. I’m rooting for a 115km/hr ball to be booted during the pregame warmups directly into Vilda's nose, breaking it and sending him into a 90 minute coma. During which, Spain rallies to a commanding 7-0 win having 80% possession and 7 shots all game.
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I never thought I’d ever in my life root for Sweden...but...when did they become so charming??? "Oh Japan is so good, we respect them so much," "Oh never talk shit about the US. They'll be back ready to win next time." Did someone lock Blackstenius in a cage every second she's not on the pitch???
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Not for nothing but even our PK lineup was fucked
Sullivan first is a weird choice, but I'm fine with it
Horan second is baffling. Smith should've been second
Kristie shouldn't even have been out there with no time to warm up. But she also should've been 4th or 5th
Rapinoe. Only played her cause she can drain pks. She should've been the 5. Honestly I think she missed cause she was all types of in her head cause she played horribly all tournament and wasn't our 5 on PKs. Didn't know what she had to offer this team
SMITH AT 5??? SHE'S A FUCKING ROOKIE IN THE WORLD CUP. 20 YEARS OLD AND YOU PUT HER IN THE MOST HIGH PRESSURE SITUATION IN THE ENTIRE SPORT???
Honest to GOD, I did not know a goalie could take a PK before everyone else on the pitch did. She sank it, I'll give you that. But Alyssa Naeher had to do EVERYTHING in that game and it was not fair to her
KO was a mistake. She is not good at PKs and that's okay. Ertz should've taken it. Better yet, Alex Morgan should've been our 60 minute sub and shouldn't have started. She should've been a finisher, not a starter and then I bet she ends that game in extra time or regular time
And none of that even really matters cause if we beat Sweden, we'd have gotten embarrassed by Japan. But God, you see someone like Sophia Smith who has the potential to be better than anyone we've seen in this program since fucking Mia Hamm and Abby Wambach, and we have to watch her be put in a position to fail every step of the way. She should've been the 9. She shouldn't have been left to dry with that PK. She deserves a lot better than Vlatko and so does everyone else on that team
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What a world cup by Nigeria. Bringing England to penalties.
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Alex needed to come off. But Alyssa should've gone in early for her and gotten her bearings.
Realistically, Alex should've spent most of the game on the bench. Alyssa should've started, Morgan should've subbed on.
And first mistake was hiring Vlatko
first mistake was subbing kristie and kelley in for pks and not to play IN THE ACTUAL GAME
second mistake was taking alex off knowing that pks were on the horizon
third mistake was letting rapinoe anywhere near australia let alone that pitch
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Player of the match is a tie between Naeher, Girma, and Sonny. Without them we'd have lost by 5+ goals. Everyone else (besides Rodman while she was in and Ertz) was trash. Special shoutout to Alex Morgan who couldn't stay on sides and Pinoe who shouldn't have even made the roster
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I fucking hated that.
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Brb gonna go throw up a bit before PKs
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We will lose this game if he doesn't sub. That’s the whole of it
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A two handed shove in the back. No foul, no card.
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Can someone remind me? On the RE-CAP show didn’t Fishlock say the biggest change she'd make to the US was switching us to a 4-2-3-1? I can’t remember and I don’t want to go back and figure out myself lol
#my point being#vlatko is definitely a fan of the show#thank God#uswnt#woso#us womens soccer#womens world cup#uswnt vs sweden
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I keep getting excited, then they show the “Winner Faces Japan” graphic and my excitement absolutely fucking dies
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It makes sense, since her and Horan work really fucking well together and Horan hasn’t been meshing with the back line well until now
I did not have midfielder Sonnett tying us together defensively, but here we are 15 minutes in and she’s fucking everywhere
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I did not have midfielder Sonnett tying us together defensively, but here we are 15 minutes in and she’s fucking everywhere
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