The meat tray; everything right about Australia packaged onto a styrofoam board and wrapped in plastic. I win them. Heaps.
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“KARPY GOES HAM"
LOCATION: Gladesville RSL & Community Club WEIGHT: 9 kg WINNING NUMBER: 233 CONTENTS: One giant ham TASTE: Like Christmas...every single day for lunch...weeks after Christmas
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“THREE WEEK STREAK”
LOCATION: Croydon Park Club, Croydon Park, NSW WEIGHT: 2 kg WINNING NUMBER: 3111 CONTENTS: Giant steaks and greasy sausages TASTE: Like what Peter Siddle must have felt bowling that hat-trick on his birthday in the 2010-2011 Ashes Series
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“PRAWNS IN THE POKIES”
LOCATION: Croydon Park Club, Croydon Park, NSW WEIGHT: 1.5 kg WINNING NUMBER: 2816 CONTENTS: The finest prawns you can win at a suburban pokies den TASTE: Like uncovering a treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean...filled with possibly off crustaceans
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“BEERS, BOYS AND POSSIBLE BOTULISM”
LOCATION: Croydon Park Club, Croydon Park, NSW WEIGHT: 12 kg (inclusive of beers) WINNING NUMBERS: 3752, 3743, 4016 CONTENTS: Pork, lamb, sausages, prawns and 24 of Australia's finest lager TASTE: Like everything you need for a perfect weekend BBQ
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“LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON, LIKE SOME LAMB?”
LOCATION: North Ryde RSL, North Ryde, NSW WEIGHT: 3 kg WINNING NUMBER: 6178 CONTENTS: A lamb bonanza TASTE: Like watching your son take his first steps...into the meat raffle circuit
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“OYSTERS...5 HOURS FROM THE OCEAN”
LOCATION: Railway Hotel, Grenfell, NSW
WEIGHT: 2 kg
WINNING NUMBER: 54032
CONTENTS: Twelve prawns, six oysters
TASTE: Never consumed. It was a bit ‘room temperature’ for my liking.
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“A 1 IN 8000 CHANCE”
LOCATION: Newtown Jets vs. North Sydney Bears, Henson Park, NSW
WEIGHT: 3 kg
WINNING NUMBER: 19073
CONTENTS: Local scraps and four anaemic sausages
TASTE: Like the Newtown Jets winning an 8th NSW Cup Premiership. One can only hope.
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“BOWLO DOUBLE-BAGGER”
LOCATION: Marrickville Bowling & Recreation Club, Marrickville, NSW
WEIGHT: 4.5 kg
WINNING NUMBER: 52618, 52624
CONTENTS: Breakfast, lunch and dinner
TASTE: Like a perfectly-weighted bowl that delicately nestles beside the Jack
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"DON’T CALL THIS A COMEBACK”
LOCATION: Huntsbury Hotel, Petersham, NSW
WEIGHT: 4 kg
WINNING NUMBER: 1073, 1081
CONTENTS: A selection of what looked like ‘Quick Sale’ items from Coles
TASTE: You’ll have to ask the old, gambling-addicted pub regular I gave them to
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"WORST. VEGETARIAN. EVER."
LOCATION: Maroubra Seals Sports and Community Club, Maroubra, NSW
WEIGHT: 2 kg
WINNING NUMBER: 12271
CONTENTS: Rump. Rump. Rump. Rump.
TASTE: I gave the tray away...but the bitter taste of winning meat as a vegetarian stuck around for weeks
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"DOG T-BONES"
LOCATION: North Ryde RSL, Ryde, NSW
WEIGHT: 1.5 kg
WINNING NUMBER: 11055
CONTENTS: Mouthwatering T-bones and vomit-inducing sausages
TASTE: Like holding the key to your dog’s complete and utter happiness
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"DOUBLE DOWN"
LOCATION: The Lakes Hotel, Rosebery, NSW
WEIGHT: 4 kg
WINNING NUMBERS: 3303, 3304
CONTENTS: All you could ever dream of
TASTE: Good. Like ‘peeling the plastic off a new phone’ good. Except the new phone is actually constructed out of meat
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"T-BONED"
LOCATION: The Lakes Hotel, Rosebery, NSW
WEIGHT: 2 kg
WINNING NUMBER: 4401
CONTENTS: T-bone's and Sausages
TASTE: Like shooting meaty fish in a barrel
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"I had to take the fruit tray because of my teeth"
Frankie, The Lakes Hotel regular
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“EVERY DOG HAS ITS TRAY”
LOCATION: The Lakes Hotel, Rosebery, NSW
WEIGHT: 3 kg
WINNING NUMBER: 19523
CONTENTS: Dog treat bonanza
TASTE: Old Mother Hubbard finally got her shit together
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“CHOP OFF THE OLD BLOCK”
LOCATION: Huntsbury Hotel, Lewisham, NSW
WEIGHT: 3 kg
WINNING NUMBER: 1101
CONTENTS: Portuguese breakfast tray
TASTE: Like following in your father’s footsteps…if your father was a Portuguese butcher and not a Jewish accountant
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“I SEA-FOOD…AND I WIN IT”
LOCATION: Huntsbury Hotel, Lewisham, NSW
WEIGHT: 6 kg
WINNING NUMBERS: 1912, 1908
CONTENTS: Portuguese breakfast tray on the left, seafood tray on the right
TASTE: What I imagine sharing a sumptuous breakfast with Poseidon would feel like
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