escapismkidnappedme

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This blog is pro tits and anti Nazi

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terfs would lose their minds if they were exposed to 2000s-2010s "a girl can do anything a boy can do, including beating them at sports" messaging like why are you all acting like nobody has ever said this and that it's radical to think that women aren't inherently worse at things. open your mind. read some feminist theory. touch some grass. the most basic banal middle-class white woman feminism of the 2010s looks fucking radical and visionary compared to the misogynistic victimization complex y'all are peddling

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TikToker @bdylanhollis exuding Chaotic Pre-Serum Steve Rogers energy.

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having an online persona is kind of funny bc you post abt something like twice and suddenly that’s the only thing ur known for...u post about cheese a couple times and suddenly ur the cheese mutual

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"enthusiastic consent" "dubcon" "noncon" ???con where we're both so neurotic and strange about vulnerability and emotional and physical expression that it'd take a crack team of philosophers to figure out whether anything about what we did together was consensual or even semiotically definable as sex

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Beautiful gorgeous creature of the day is a friendly squid

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tumblr is a pretty tolerable place when you have thousands of people blocked and hundreds of content filters active at all times

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Video captions: And stop trying to show your ex what they missed out on! Stop trying to teach your family a lesson for not believing in you! Stop trying to shit on your haters! Do it for you! Do it because you deserve it! Do it for YOU! Water your dreams with love! Don’t put no hate and resentment, and try to — “oh Imma fucking show them, Imma show” — FUCK THEM! Fuck them, do it for you! They don’t matter! They NEVER mattered.

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just a cute little fact but august 1st is also designated as the universal birthday for shelter dogs whose actual birthdays are unknown

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Have you guys seen that clip

Go off Kermit

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The etymology for "Ireland" is just incredibly recursive.

It comes from the Old English "Īrland", made up of "Īras" and "Land".

Land means... land. And "Īras" meant... "The Irish" or "Ireland".

"Īras" comes from the Old Irish word "Ériu", which means... Ireland.

"Ériu" predates writing, but reconstructions of proto-Celtic believe it comes from a word they spell as "ɸīweriyū", which means... land.

"Ireland" translates as "The Land of the People of the Land of the Land".

It's made up of four provinces, "The Land of Big Mom", "The Descendants of Conn", "The Land of the Spear People", and "The Land Of The Beard People".

The Irish for "Province" is "cúige", which translates as "one fifth". Because there used to be five provinces, but the fifth one got subsumed into the rest. Mostly by the Conns and the Spear People.

It was called "The Middle One".

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(holding up a singular sewing needle) yes! i found it! now i can sew my shirts and sweaters and blankets and beanies and (trips and falls into another fucking haystack

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im going to drink a $7 light beer at the zoo and become the jane goodall of leafcutter ants

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Found footage movies that get turned into a series of found footage movies are always so funny. We keep buying cameras and the guys keep getting eaten by ghosts and I said well its seems like you're just feeding journalists to the monsters and then my producer started crying

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the first rule of being on the internet is you should have other stuff going on, besides being on the internet

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there are so many things on gods green earth that are not platonic but are also not romantic. the erotic, the familial, the unconditional, weird codependency, weird codependency (hatred edition), etc. let us all broaden our horizons