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eslanes · 6 days ago
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eslanes · 7 days ago
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some casual gameplaying ~
did the event on the last day (which now has been extended, i rushed this for nothing ᵕ—ᴗ—) with a minimal cc household in a very simple starter home, and they had a cat that kept distracting me.
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eslanes · 8 days ago
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goddess
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eslanes · 8 days ago
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eslanes · 11 days ago
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do you own anything autographed items?
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eslanes · 12 days ago
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new friend! 🐌
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eslanes · 13 days ago
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Death Type: Flies
💼 Supervising Entity: Netherworld Department of Death
🗑️ Subdepartment: Critters and Creepers Control » Wrangling all things venomous, vicious, and viney «
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💀 Reaper: Morb
⤷ Role: Earthly Harbringer ⤷ Alignment: Benevolent ⤷ Territory: Evergreen Harbor
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⏳ Decedent: Jeb Harris
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☠️ Death Trigger: 「 🎬 」 With the Reduce & Recycle Lot Challenge, flies can spawn in trash cans and bonding or clearing them may trigger a deadly attack ➥ Pack required: Eco Lifestyle 👻 Ghost Quirks: ✦ Constantly bothered by flies inside their body ✦ Never fail when bonding with or clearing flies
More Death Types  [ x ]
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💀 Morb » They say she’s a fairy. Never seen the wings. She is kinda good with animals though. « — Mr. Mortis ✦ Genetics ⊱ Hair • Eyes •💀 1 + 2 • Lip Stitches • Claws • (Wings) ✦ Clothes ⊱ Top • Overall • Slippers ✦ Accessories ⊱ Bag • Dirt • Piercing • 🦋 • Glowing Hands
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⏳ Jeb ⊱ Outfit + Paperbag*
*Eco Lifestyle
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C R E A T O R S
Morb @peachibunnii @sims3melancholic @coloresurbanos @sewersims @bluerose-sims @someone-elsa @llazyneiph @stamsim @savage-sims @strangegrapefruit
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eslanes · 17 days ago
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Some boudoir shots Devon took for her husband (and adoring fans on onlysims)
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eslanes · 19 days ago
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funky night interiors
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eslanes · 19 days ago
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The audacity of this lil dingus.
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eslanes · 20 days ago
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maybe my favorite lot
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eslanes · 21 days ago
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eslanes · 21 days ago
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super edited old-timey Bella idk hair by @simandy
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eslanes · 23 days ago
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Tell me without telling me that pacosims is a sexual predator with anger problems and a tiny dick:
Pacosims is making threats to patrons sharing their paywalled content!
TW: Graphic sexual messages and threats of doxxing
If you can, please reblog for visibility. We need creators like this shamed and off the platform. And they definitely don't deserve to be making money.
I still can't believe the audacity of some creators, like your cc isn't even that good first of all, second you're going against EA's TOS and using their resources so it's technically not fully yours! You don't get to lock it behind a perma-paywall and then threaten people who release it for free. I thought people would've learned their lesson after 2022 with the cowbuild/begdorf/leosims fiasco🙄
I saw this screenshot posted today on reddit r/sims4cc posted by u/meepcity-122. I don't take credit for it, I just wanted to share it here so other people can learn about it. Apparently the messages are from 2024 but maybe the person decided to speak out about it now? Idk but either way it should be exposed. I searched tumblr and I don't think this has been talked about before, but if it has let me know and I'll remove my post.
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eslanes · 23 days ago
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“Vampire Pool Party,” Holly Alto, 200X. Oil paint on canvas. Museum of Contemporary Art, Del Sol Valley.
When asked about the origins of this piece at a retrospective some years later, renowned artist Holly Alto, best known for her surrealist celebrity portraits, claimed to have little memory of painting it at all. In those days, she went on to explain, the best way to grow her famous client list was to frequent their parties, where she quickly learned she could hardly remain a mere observer. To truly succeed in Del Sol Valley, one had to commit to the lifestyle completely. To this end, she liberally partook in a laundry list of substances and more than once came away from these parties hazy and fragmented. “It was like being in a fugue state,” she mused, “or temporarily being possessed by a complete stranger.” Before moving on, the interviewer pointed out the setting’s resemblance to Judith Ward’s pool, the very one that hosted her infamous summer fetes. “You’re totally right,” Alto murmured in mild astonishment, as if she’d never made the connection herself. “Well, Judy’s ragers were the wildest of them all. You know, she had a candy bowl full to the brim of loose drugs. She just passed the thing around and the first pill you grabbed you swallowed. I never had the faintest idea what I was actually taking. If I painted it after one of those parties, I’ll never remember.” Unfortunately, the interviewer then changed the subject, and no mention was made of Judith’s mysterious friend, “Lili V.” (see Chapter 11), who was also a mainstay at Ward’s pool parties.
- Supplemental Material from Tangled Vines: A Complete Investigation of the Vatore Disappearances
Some rambling and closeups under the cut. I had a lot to say about this one!
While Holly may not remember the circumstances behind this painting (though perhaps her loss of memory is due less to drugs and more to some slight vampiric tampering), I wanted to share more context. Unlike their other portraits, the Vatores didn’t properly sit for this one. Caleb and Lilith were barely on speaking terms, and he was already one foot out the door, having gotten serious with Morgyn. Meanwhile, Lilith was being more and more consumed by the hedonistic side of vampirism, which drew her into the equally hedonistic Del Sol Valley celebrity scene. (Who cares if it’s on the opposite coast of Forgotten Hollow when a girl can fly.) Despite this, Caleb still clung onto hope things between them would turn around, so he sometimes let her drag him to the wild parties she attended, conveniently taking his leave before she chose her victim for the night.
Lilith would’ve met Holly Alto at one of Judith Ward’s parties. (Judy and “Lili” were quite close at one time, more out of convenience than real friendship — perhaps we’ll learn more about that later.) She commissioned the piece, and Caleb had nothing to do with it. I imagine she described in great detail how she wanted to be portrayed — and perhaps even sat for a private modeling session or two (that perhaps resulted in a second secret portrait) — but simply told Holly to include Caleb however she saw fit, leaving Holly to observe his antisocial behavior at the party and do with it what she could. In the end, Caleb hated the painting because of how blase and disinterested it made him appear in the face of Lilith’s savagery (maybe the truth in the depiction, considering how many blind eyes he’d turned in the past, was what made him uncomfortable). Ultimately, it was one of the final nails in the coffin in terms of driving his decision to leave.
I didn’t expect one image to conjure up so much lore, but there it is. It took me the longest to visualize an idea for this decade, but once it came to me I managed to throw everything together in a single feverish 24 hours. I was most inspired by late ‘90s and early ‘00s David LaChapelle photographs and really wanted to do something bright and dark and macabre and whimsical at the same time - and, of course, unapologetically excessive. Here’s my extremely skilled concept sketch and some detail closeups. (As a side note, this has low-key ruined most of their other portraits for me, lol! Not that I don't like them anymore, but I'm just mad it took me until the end to actually conceptualize one as a painting rather than a glorified photo.)
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eslanes · 1 month ago
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HANGMAN PAGE's first Dynamite appearance as AEW World Champion 2021 → 2025
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eslanes · 1 month ago
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Goddamnit Shakey
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