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Will: *smoking a dog treat like a cigarette* Ya know. In the scheme of things. Houses are just Tupperware and we are gods leftovers

Jack, visibly shaking: How did you get in my bathtub?

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Hannibal Characters as cursed things I’ve heard at school

Hannibal: Nothing like some homoerotic cannibalism to start your day off right

Will: I shove an entire raw pork cop up my thrussy. This is my design.

Chilton: I’ve hated you since you wiped dog poop in my silk pantsuit in grade two

Jack: Cankle child in the SUV, what crimes will she commit

Abigail: Roses are red, violets are blue, they don't think it be like that, but it do

Bedelia: I may die, but my corpse can look cool

Margot: I look like a lesbian raccoon. I am a lesbian raccoon. Bow down before my lescoon glory

Alana: We’re NOT going to sell Fred for two million pounds of lube!?!

Freddy: I didn’t like that you were hanging out with Jade so i framed you for theft and put it in the newsletter

Mason: These right here are nipples of death, and they’re allllll mine

Katz: Grilled polenta sounds like grilled placenta

Dolarhyde: *aggressively* Thorin Oakenshield is NOT a brony

Chiyoh: I’m gonna shove this remote so far up your ass it removes your kidney stones

Price: You wouldn’t torrent a child, would you?

Zeller: I would touch the shit on the floor for you <3

Gideon: Just use some child skin if you can’t find paper

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Part 5!

This one's for my boy William

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Sorry if this is annoying, but I’m new to tumblr and I was wondering if there was an easier way to look through all of your AUs? They seem like they have plot (or at least context) and the thought of scrolling all the way down the beginning is terrifying

Love Tap

Blow Dart

Manic Villain Deku

Manic Hero Deku

The Showman

White Haired Izuku

Secret Crime

Izuku Todoroki

Broken Reality

Dad for One Holy Trinity

Zeus for One

Steven Universe/My Hero Academia

Homewrecker All Might

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EVERYTHING IS ONE OF EIGHT THINGS:

a ritual, resurrection, haunting, apotheosis, fate, labyrinth, consumption, or funeral

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Will Graham 🤝 Eddie Brock

Hannibal Lecter 🤝 Venom

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Hmmm yes Crack

Any good crack Hannigram fics?

Ugh I love crack. Here are some recs:

Smoke and Mirrors by honorablementioned [words: 2,282]

AU in which Hannibal attends a villain convention and Will runs a kissing booth.

Say Cheese! by Devereauxs_Disease [words: 6,545]

Hannibal and Will get the paparazzi treatment from Freddie Lounds. One handles it better than the other.

Damn You, Canada by SixtySevenChevy [words: 4,217]

Will goes to Canada for an investigation. Hannibal goes with him for moral support and to keep him from having a minor psychotic break. Only problem is, Hannibal only eats the rude, and there are no rude in Canada. None. No matter how hard he looks. This is the worst trip he's ever been on.

Scent of a Woman by Devereauxs_Disease [words: 4,860]

After the fall, Will assumed he and Hannibal would progress to a romantic relationship. So when Hannibal comes home smelling of fancy perfume, Will is...distressed. How do serial killers handle jealousy and romantic confessions? Not well, y'all...NOT WELL.

Bagatelle in A minor by DarkmoonSigel [words: 1,715]

Hannigram crack with Franklin. Need I say more?

A Call From the FBI by chronicopheliac [words: 876]

Hannibal's phone rings in the middle of a dinner party. RUDE.

A Super Sized Revenge by 1smolpotato [words: 2,734]

Will got in a fight with Hannibal and decided the easiest way to avoid him for long periods of time would be to get a job at McDonalds.

They Came to Florence or: Plagiarize This Fic by shiphitsthefan [words: 5,122]

Dr. Hannibal Lecter has a thriving psychiatry practice and a not-so-secret obsession; William Graham has an impressive writing career and not a single goddamn clue.

The Empath Goodbye by Devereauxs_Disease [words: 6,297]

Will believes himself to be a master of "The Irish Goodbye" which is why it's so galling that Hannibal keeps catching him when he tries to sneak out of parties. Can Will escape Hannibal's party without being noticed? Does he really want to?

Murder Kitchen by DarkmoonSigel [words: 4,815]

A cooking show AU. Will is suckered in to judge a popular cooking show by Alana. He meets Hannibal there. Stuff happens. Not Beta Read

Sugar Daddy by chronicopheliac [words: 1,475]

Will accuses (teases) Hannibal of being his sugar daddy. Hannibal's still annoyed that he didn't get laid, so he decides to turn it against Will.

Alana Finds Out by victorine [words: 32,169]

A series of one-shots in which Alana Bloom discovers, in the midst of various tropes, that her boyfriend Hannibal Lecter's feelings for Will Graham run far deeper than friendship. 

You're Awful, I Love You by onawingandaswear [words: 865]

Hannibal learns that his quiet, shy, reserved Will apparently has a thing for murdering psychopaths, when he is attacked by one of Will's evil exes. And in order to date Will, he has to defeat all seven of them.

There Are Worse Things I Could Do by chronicopheliac [words: 2,475]

Will drags Hannibal along to his high school reunion, which he was only going to because an old friend begged him to go. Said friend ends up cancelling at the last minute, and he deals with it by trying to annoy Hannibal.

Trapped by Seaneta [words: 5,991]

Will Graham is having a bad day. It only gets worse when he finds out his good friend is the Chesapeake Ripper. Panicked, he barricades himself in Hannibal Lecter’s office library.

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Alright.

Instead of whispered, consider:

murmured

mumbled

muttered

breathed

sighed

hissed

mouthed

uttered

intoned

susurrated

purred

said in an undertone

gasped

hinted

said low

said into someone’s ear

said softly

said under one’s breath

said in hushed tones

insinuated

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Haaaaaaaaah

do you think jack becomes homophobic bc of these two

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