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hey, tags! i’m finally checking in now that my headache is fading, so send me some things to answer and apps to accept!! we’d love to have you here with us and we have so much planned for the future!

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alexa demie or chantel jeffries

ouu i love them both but i’m going to have to say alexa!!

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this is the last queued post since one of us should be awake by now. but come check us out and send an app if you haven’t yet!!

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while i’ve been queueing i’ve just been listening to wallows with a dash of brockhampton, which reminds me, we’d love to see kevin abstract, matt champion, braeden lemasters, dylan minnette, cole preston or anyone else you’d like to bring!

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if you’re reading this us admins are probably all still asleep... but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t check us out and leave us some apps to accept when we wake up!

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after the first plot drop last night i’m just thinking of allll the possibilities of the next ones... come join us so you don’t miss out!!

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looking for a summer job? come join us at lazarus land, in etrange louisiana, we’re just dying to meet you

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thinking about how we have so many amazing faces open still, come bring us the rest of black pink, 5sos, bts, the euphoria cast, keith powers, olivia o’brien, joe keery, the vlog squad, aj saudin, or anyone else you have muse for!

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im just queuing some posts since i can’t sleep and thought it would be productive BUT we just finished our weekend long event ( and plot drop ) yesterday, come join us so you don’t miss the next one!!

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☾  ┄ ║WELCOME TO LAZARUS LAND, JACE ! be sure to check in with management in the next 6 HOURS ! we wouldn’t want to see you let go on the first day. ( CHOI YEONJUN  is now taken )

☾ ┄ ║ 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐁 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 employee handbook JACE PARK, you just scored a new gig as lazarus land’s new GIFT SHOP CASHIER! your resume says you’re 21 years old and go by HE/HIM pronouns. during our interview, you mentioned your FRIENDLY nature, but that you also have to work on your tendency to be WHINY. we love your growth mindset and would love to have you as part of the team. hey, did you know that you kind of look like CHOI YEONJUN? let’s hope you’re ready for a potential photo op while on the clock! (ivy, pst, any) 

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☾  ┄ ║WELCOME TO LAZARUS LAND, JASON ! be sure to check in with management in the next 6 HOURS ! we wouldn’t want to see you let go on the first day. ( STEVEN KELLY  is now taken )

☾ ┄ ║ 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐁 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 employee handbook JASON KAPOWSKI, you just scored a new gig as lazarus land’s new PROMOTER! your resume says you’re 22 years old and go by HE/HIM pronouns. during our interview, you mentioned your CHARMING nature, but that you also have to work on your tendency to be POSSESSIVE we love your growth mindset and would love to have you as part of the team. hey, did you know that you kind of look like STEVEN KELLY? let’s hope you’re ready for a potential photo op while on the clock! (buzz, est, he/him)

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we just concluded our first plot drop and it was so much fun! we’d love to have you for all our future events, so come give us a look!!

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☾  ┄ ║WELCOME TO LAZARUS LAND, SADIE ! be sure to check in with management in the next 6 HOURS ! we wouldn’t want to see you let go on the first day. ( NATALIE MARIDUENA  is now taken )

☾ ┄ ║ 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐁 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 employee handbook SADIE BENNETT, you just scored a new gig as lazarus land’s new GAME ATTENDEE! your resume says you’re TWENTY THREE years old and go by SHE/HER pronouns. during our interview, you mentioned your EMPATHETIC nature, but that you also have to work on your tendency to be PASSIVE. we love your growth mindset and would love to have you as part of the team. hey, did you know that you kind of look like NATALIE MARIDUENA? let’s hope you’re ready for a potential photo op while on the clock! ( r, est, she/her) 

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Please bring me the rest of 5sos, I beg

you heard the non!! bring us calum hood, michael clifford and ashton irwin!

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i’m about to sleep but today is our last day of our weekend long opening event, there’s still plenty of time to come join us! some faces we’d love to see would be alexa demie, hunter schaffer, keith powers, hannah kim, mishti rahman, avan jogia, fai khadra, calum hood, kim jisoo, jennie kim, lalisa manoban, the vlog squad, oliva o’brien, luka sabbat, or anyone else you might have muse for!!

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members mwpoc?

i just posted a tweet for you here babes! so far they’ve said the rest of black pink, kim hanbin, nam joohyuk,  kim wooseok, han seungwoo, park jihoon. reece king, keith powers, rome flynn, lucas, mark lee, seulgi, kiana lede, sza, jordyn woods, hangtw, melissa calma, sofia bryant, jorja smith, zahara davis, hannah kim, nisrina sbia, naressa valdez, mishti rahman, sian lilly, edie liberty rose, koleen diaz, karrueche, kehlani, saweetie,  crystal tillman, tommy genesis, jaxon rose, fai khadra, aj saudin, zayn malik, joji, benji colson, calum hood, luka sabbat, avan jogia & kevin abstract

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☾  ┄ ║WELCOME TO LAZARUS LAND, REMI & VIOLET ! be sure to check in with management in the next 6 HOURS ! we wouldn’t want to see you let go on the first day. ( BEBADOOBEE & SALEM MITCHELL are now taken )

☾ ┄ ║ 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐁 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 employee handbook REMI MANALO, you just scored a new gig as lazarus land’s new FOOD STAND WORKER! your resume says you’re TWENTY years old and go by SHE/THEY pronouns. during our interview, you mentioned your JOVIAL nature, but that you also have to work on your tendency to be CLOSED-OFF. we love your growth mindset and would love to have you as part of the team. hey, did you know that you kind of look like BEABADOOBEE? let’s hope you’re ready for a potential photo op while on the clock! (j, pst, she/they)

☾ ┄ ║ 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐁 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 employee handbook VIOLET CUNNINGHAM, you just scored a new gig as lazarus land’s new TICKET BOOTH ATTENDEE! your resume says you’re TWENTY TWO years old and go by SHE/HER pronouns. during our interview, you mentioned your CARING nature, but that you also have to work on your tendency to be SNOBBISH. we love your growth mindset and would love to have you as part of the team. hey, did you know that you kind of look like SALEM MITCHELL? let’s hope you’re ready for a potential photo op while on the clock! (tif, est, she/her)