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the frerardian slip

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planetary go! into the ghost of you is actually so fucked. if you dont get killed by the firing squad you will be by this whiplash

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by 2026 80% of all tumblr users will be doing rpf

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i feel like my chemical romance is doing an unethical social experiment to see how piss-ugly they can make a city-exclusive t-shirt while still having freaks froth at the mouth to buy it. like they’re doing science on us to see how visually painful a design has to be before it stops selling out instantly

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been thinking about getting into recreational rocking back and forth

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just started watching house and I thought yall were exaggerating but no. every episode is just like three wrong diagnoses that almost kill the patient and then house is like "he has underwater skunk herpes" and they give the guy a new butthole and he's cured. and then house chugs vicodin while talking about wanting to rail wilson.

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everyone's secret pinterest boards and private spotify playlists and deleted posts and dms and browser history and location and birth certificate and the inside of their house should be available to me for free whenever i want. i'm not going to do anything malicious with the information i just want to see

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maybe this is old news and i’m late but finn removed don’t ask me to explain from STurn???? 😭❓❓

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i can’t wait for trixie and katya to react to the byler kiss

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fellas is it gay to break the laws of known reality and rip an interdimensional hole in time itself in order to prevent the weird little goth boy who keeps dying for you from dying again

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”bylers not going to be canon” mike’s pocket the entire season:

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happy pride month to these dorks <3

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They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body

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everytime some person in a tiktok comment section starts yapping about “if mike is gay the whole show is RUINED 🤬”, my hope and confidence only grows stronger.

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this is actually like my third or fourth rodeo so i sort of get it but sort of dont