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...MY HEAD IS KILLING ME. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?

...

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WHY THE FUCK IS MY HAT FILLED WITH TUBS OF COOKIE DOUGH ICE CREAM?!

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*the smell of alcohol doesn’t leave him… there’s something red that keeps appearing in his peripheral but it leaves as soon as he looks every time*

Huh. That's strange. Must be seeing things!

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Oh... Alright...

[SWAP-EUCLID takes off his hat and starts rummaging through it, pulling out multiple tubs of ice cream, a carving knife, a motorcycle, and more.]

There's gotta be something in here to cover up... Aha!

[Finally, he pulls a tarp out of his hat and places it on top of the bloodstain, making sure not to come into contact with the substance. Then, he stuffs everything back into his hat.]

I have no idea how to clean blood, so that'll have to do for now.

Don't worry, He'll... Your friend will be alright. He seems nice for letting you stay here...

i miss my parents :(

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Nonono, he didn't die! I think... The pink-haired person must've taken him somewhere so they can fix him up. He's going to be alright... He's going to be alright...

[SWAP-EUCLID says this as if he's trying to convince himself that he's right.]

...But, in any case, I'll help you through this... tough time, to put it lightly.... uh... ice cream?

[SWAP-EUCLID takes out another tub of ice cream and hands it to PARANOID-TRIANGLE.]

i miss my parents :(

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Huh? But... The blood... I don't want you seeing that... It's...

...But if it makes you feel safe, alright.

[SWAP-EUCLID brings PARANOID-TRIANGLE back into his room and sets him down, albeit far away from the alcohol-blood hybrid liquid.]

...Can we get someone to clean that up?

i miss my parents :(

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[SWAP-EUCLID notices this behavior, and with a look of concern, gently picks up his "son".]

Huh? Is everything okay?

i miss my parents :(

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We can get you some more ice cream, too, if that'll help... I don't know what to do in this situation other than that...

[SWAP-EUCLID starts to lead PARANOID-TRIANGLE to a less chaotic part of the Beeramid, away from the source of trauma.]

i miss my parents :(

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I... don't worry, he'll probably be okay... The pink haired person is probably gonna help him... Let's just... go somewhere else for now, okay?

i miss my parents :(

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I... I'm not sure? That looks... pretty bad...

i miss my parents :(

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[SWAP-EUCLID takes in a sharp gasp, quickly covering PARANOID-TRIANGLE's eye.]

@paranoidtriangle

i miss my parents :(

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[SWAP-EUCLID turns his attention back towards the fight, still concerned.]

...Are they... usually like this?

...I don't really understand what's going on at the moment...

[SWAP-EUCLID holds the tub of ice cream out to PARANOID-TRIANGLE.]

...Ice cream?

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[He looks over and slowly walks closer.]

... yes please...

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[SWAP-EUCLID hands PARANOID-TRIANGLE the entire tub of ice cream and a spoon.]

...I don't really understand what's going on at the moment...

[SWAP-EUCLID holds the tub of ice cream out to PARANOID-TRIANGLE.]

...Ice cream?

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[He looks over and slowly walks closer.]

... yes please...

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[SWAP-EUCLID stands there, confused and slightly concerned, still holding the tub of cookie dough ice cream.]

i miss my parents :(

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...

[SWAP-EUCLID looks at DRUNK-BILL blankly, before eye-smiling. He tips his hat politely.]

Oh! You must be the kind fellow who's letting my son stay with him to get away from the asshole who ripped his eye out! It's a pleasure to finally meet you! Although, apologies, I am stuck in my wife's body at the moment, so... I don't usually look like this. Who might you be, my good man? Care for some ice cream?

[SWAP-EUCLID pulls a ginormous tub of cookie dough ice cream out of his hat before holding it out to DRUNK-BILL.]

i miss my parents :(

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...Look, I thought you were a kind individual when I met you, but now I'm questioning my judgement considering you're trying to tell me that my son isn't actually my son. You don't think I know what my own son looks like? The "unofficially adopted" thing would've been okay on its own, but now that you're trying to claim he's not my son...

[SWAP-EUCLID pushes himself to his feet, still eyeing MYSTERY with suspicion.]

...I don't think it'd be wise to leave him alone with you.

i miss my parents :(

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[SWAP-EUCLID gives MYSTERY a suspicious and confused look.]

...What do you mean, "unofficially adopted kid"...?

i miss my parents :(

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[SWAP-EUCLID looks at PARANOID-TRIANGLE with a worried expression, then back towards MYSTERY.]

...Please don't take my son's eye out...It works fine, I promise...

i miss my parents :(