#euclobotomy arc

[euclidean-geometry-supremacy]

*has come just to see if the makeup crimes are still there*

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Oh! Hello there! Have you happened to see my hat?

[pest-control-jerp]

i am watching this lobotomy and feeling nothing but pure joy

[papafords-childrenshome]

My apologies for being late! I was retrieving something.

*ford holds up a thermos, grinning*

I believe we're infecting his innards as much as possible, yes? I brought tea for that purpose.

*hes missing his signature tan coat and maroon sweater, and is wearing black pants and a black t-shirt instead*

*holding @euclidean-geometry-supremacy all tied up*

We have our patient :)

Call the troops over

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Oh, good! Everybody, the guest of dishonor is here!

@papafords-childrenshome @ivxliwh @the-muses-puppeteer @henchmaniac-ford

[euclidean-geometry-supremacy]

*the smell of alcohol doesn’t leave him… there’s something red that keeps appearing in his peripheral but it leaves as soon as he looks every time*

Huh. That's strange. Must be seeing things!

[euclidean-geometry-supremacy]

Look at this god dog

That is a very good dog!

[euclidean-geometry-supremacy]

...Has anyone happened to see my hat? I just noticed it was missing...

[euclidean-geometry-supremacy]

Don't worry, Billy! I'm right here! ...No idea where your mother is, though...

i miss my parents :(

[euclidean-geometry-supremacy]

That contract was legally binding.

His father consented, did he not?

Good job on saving another Euclydia.

I’m proud of you.

...Huh? What's going on? What contract?

[euclidean-geometry-supremacy]

♾️d

Interesting!

...What does this mean, exactly?

[euclidean-geometry-supremacy]

...MY HEAD IS KILLING ME. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?

...

. . .

WHY THE FUCK IS MY HAT FILLED WITH TUBS OF COOKIE DOUGH ICE CREAM?!

[euclidean-geometry-supremacy]

...Huh. Could've sworn he was here.

[SWAP-EUCLID looks at TRICKSTER-TRIANGLE. There doesn't seem to be any sort of malice behind his eyes.]

...Have you seen my son, by any chance? He looks like you, but a bit smaller, and also has a scar? Still confused as to how he got it...

@trickstertriangle

[SWAP-EUCLID floats back into the room, carrying one (1) HUGE TUB OF COOKIE DOUGH ICE CREAM.]

Billy! Your friends took me somewhere else, but I got bored so I snuck away. I got you some ice cream!

(@euclidean-geometry-supremacy)

*There is definitely not a loud screech from underneath tt’s bed that a triangle is definitely not hiding under*

[euclidean-geometry-supremacy]

[SWAP-EUCLID looks at the hat and smiles.]

Ah! It's in perfect condition! Thank you for taking care of it for me!

[He picks up the hat and places it above his head, not seeming to notice all the bite marks and spit on it.]

Hello, sir! Have you seen my hat? I'm afraid I've lost it. It's a black top hat that looks exactly lime yours!

(@euclidean-geometry-supremacy)

. . .

... yeah, i've seen it...

[He gestures to the hat that has been used as a chew toy.]

... are you sure you want it?

[euclidean-geometry-supremacy]

[SWAP-EUCLID immediately wanders off and starts talking to one of ACUTEAUTONOMY's henchmaniacs.]

Well! Don't you seem delightful! Love what you guys have done with the place!

@acuteautonomy

Knock knock bitch, you're the next appointment

*holding @euclidean-geometry-supremacy who has makeup crimes all over his front*

*zey have also dragged along @ivxliwh , @henchmaniac-ford , @the-muses-puppeteer , and @papafords-childrenshome *

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WHAT---

... YOU SAW NOTHING. KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.

... I CERTAINLY DON'T REMEMBER MAKING ANY SORT OF APPOINTMENTS TODAY. I CERTAINLY HOPE IT'S NOT RELATED TO THAT... GROTESQUE DISPLAY.

[euclidean-geometry-supremacy]

What's an eyebat?

tell me why I find my eyebat and she's developed teeth.

NO OTHER DAMN EYEBAT HAS TEETH WHAT THE SHIT- IS SHE EVOLVING???

[euclidean-geometry-supremacy]

Oh, don't worry, I'm not here to hurt you! You seem like a fine young fellow!

How did I get past the guards? Well, I...

[SWAP-EUCLID stares out into space for a moment.]

...I don't know.

Hello, little one! Could you please tell me where I am? I was trying to find... um... Well, I can't seem to remember, but now I think I'm lost.

(@euclidean-geometry-supremacy)

[He screams and ducks under the covers of his bed, before peeking back out.]

... o-oh... you're... you're not who i thought you were... h-how did you get past the guards...?

[euclidean-geometry-supremacy]

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN, APPOINTMENT?! I HAVE NOTHING SCHEDULED FOR TODAY, ESPECIALLY NOT WITH YOU GOOD-FOR-NOTHING IRREGULAR FREAKS!

[SWAP-EUCLID struggles at the binds, trying to get them off of him, but to no avail.]

*yoinks Euclid to take him to the lobotomy*

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WHAT?! WHAT'S GOING ON?

[SWAP-EUCLID pulls away from MYSTERY'S grasp and tries to make a break for it.]