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if ocean sunfish lifted off like a rocket into space i wouldnt be surpised

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“nobody is making you do this” i am driven by unnatural forces you will never even begin to comprehend

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idk why but there is something unusually funny to me about Will Wood using social media extremely sparingly but making an exception to post this long ass rant about how much he hates the Netflix Wednesday show on his youtube community page

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reblog if those man tits make you irrational

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Limmy deleted best tweet of all time I'm so mad

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I dont like uncertainty i need to know everything now

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i love everything about you that is weird. btw. if you even care.

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you cannot save me!! i am unsaveable!!! i have never been saved!!!!!!!!

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Honestly? Today is Wednesday and tomorrow is Thursday ☕️💯

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wasnt jkr the guy who got assassinated by the president? why is he bad?

i. ive been thinking about how to reply to this for like ten minutes. i can’t even add anything. it’s already perfect .

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MALCOLM GOODWIN, ALAN RITCHSON & WILLA FITZGERALD ➥ REACHER 1.02

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unalived.................................................................................................graped......................................seggs..................................................sewerside................................pdfiles............deleting...............................

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i love things that come in glass jars because once its over the glass jar is mine

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I like a jealous love interest but it has to be subtle. if the main character mentions their ex and they see a flash of emotion in the love interest's eyes or the love interest sets their glass down too hard that works for me bc it shows that they have feelings about it but they have it together and don't act on it. if the main character mentions their ex and the love interest is like "if I ever meet them I'll tear them limb from limb for having the nerve to leave a gorgeous person like you heartbroken" that sucks to me

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sorry i got a boner when u said something really heartfelt and sweet and held me and reassured me that im okay. theres a lot of wires crossed in my poor diseased brain when it comes to that sort of thing