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Childhood headcanons

-ginger would bring lunches from home and everyone would gag and say it smells bad (it smelled heavenly)

-daring would blame dexter when he farted and everyone believed him

-when dexter had a game his parent went to watch darings instead

-kitty would prank alistair the most but then stopped when she offered him a toothpaste oreo and he started crying

-whenever raven would have a birthday party no one would show up

-duchess and sparrow were best friends before middle school where duchess wanted to be in the royal ranks

-hunter wasn't allowed to cry because of his dads belief that its weak

-he also would cut his dads traps (mentioned in the books too)

-bunnys dad cut her hair short since she was little since he couldn't style her hair and now she can't bring herself to have it any other way

-maddie once showed up in a full halloween costume in mid september by accident and no one batted an eye

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Allergies/disorder headcanons 

TW disorders and diseases

-chase has diabetes. I feel like it’d be cool to imagine how he balances that and the training he's expected to do

-cupid has asthma. this ones pretty much canon since she had an inhaler in heart struck

-apple has an eating disorder (bulimia) by avoiding eating in front of people but secretively overeats

-holly has celiac. this seems fitting I have no idea why

-bunny is allergic to perfumes/strong scents 

-briar and raven can’t have any dairy yet its the majority of their diet

-ashlynn is anemic 

-alistair has PTSD. mainly from wonderland consisting of nightmares, daydreams, and strong memories 

-hunter has ADHD. for some reason him chasing pesky gave me ideas (also misses every social cue)

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Cinnamon and razzmatazz :)

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hey yall! recently I've been pretty tired and burnt out, and with summer rolling around I think I'm going to take a short break on here to recollect myself. I will still be posting but it'll come at a later date maybe by the end of the month or so. I know I'm pretty consistent with posting random eah stuff, and I really never wanna stop. So if anyone has any posts they'd like to see (headcanons, fake messages, short stories..etc) feel free to mail me and tell me so when I get back on the app I can get right to it lol. Have a great summer!

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EAH weird/flaws headcanons

-apple talks over/interrupts people a lot

- cupid is 100% a people pleaser and won't say no if someone asks for something

-daring can't read the room. everyone will be sad about something and he comes in to talk about himself

-duchess will hold a grudge for years. like do something in 3rd grade she'll still hate you for it

-bunny looks like she wears jeans with dresses (very 2010s ifykyk)

-dexter has heterochromia. this one isn't weird or a flaw, I think its beautiful and would explain why everyone swoons when he takes off his glasses

-he also can't lie even if he tried he'd just forget the lie and tell the truth by accident

-raven is way too forgiving

-maddie forgets what she was talking about and starts a whole new conversation on a new topic

-hunter uses humor to cope with his fears and worries. he also feels like he has no control over his life (like many other rebels)

-ash keeps her cash in her shoe because if she ever got mugged she'd protect her shoes over her bag

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Dexter doesn't care about haters. Because he lives with his greatest hater

HIS FATHER

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Yes and I’d like to collect some antique dolls

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Reblog this with a simple yes or no question

like that

I won't tag everyone but I will tag... @kitkatthekitkatkat @tonystarkwasrobbed @overwhelmedfernfrond @rafareba @chil-aglia @plutoplaysgames & @not-my-melody to get this started

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Prev isn’t Batman

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New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

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Mine is so boring compared to the rest :(

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if you're seeing this pretty please make yourself in this picrew it's really pretty I'm begging you

just in case the link doesn't work

and tagging: @silly-gizmo @donaviolet @the-deceived-deceiver @in-a-mello-mood @mythicalcoqui @kamelthemammal @katslitterbox and anyone else please

edit lmao I love how this already has 65 notes and mello hasn't even touched it yet

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fav colour: purple :)

song: safe and sound-capital cities

reading: pretty much random downloads and the dead poets society

watching: documentaries on crime and random topics

craving: right now a nice piece of cake :)))

TEA

@luc-elementix @dxliriumoftheendless @st4rlight-kayz @athena-xox

get to know your mutuals

thank u for the tag my darling @ricochetyears

favorite color: prob green but I find it so hard to choose just one?😭

last song: alien blues by vundabar (I'm reading not another band au and OBSESSED w them)

currently reading: sunrise on the reaping (book) + not another band au & pathological people pleaser (fics). I can never read just one thing at a time lol it's a problem

currently watching: buffy + (re) watching grey's anatomy (also watched overcompensating last weekend and it was so GOOD)

currently craving: always smth sweet for my bad sweet tooth, but also maybe some pizza? Idk just anything with lots of melted cheese in it

coffee or tea: coffee forever. any time. any day.

no pressure tags!: @queermoons @dutifullynervouscreation @littlejumpingjoan @stellaskeketon @cryingoverdeadgaywizzards @meremythos @deswhomst

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a kitten near a fireplace on a december evening

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my first tag game!

what does ur moot who mentioned you on this post remind you of?

tags: no pressure!

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Alistair Wonderland Headcanons

-he’s a splitting image of his mom

-he and his mother were close in his childhood, but when he became a teenager they drifted apart

-when he was little his mom used to let him go exploring all day and he didn’t get back till late covered in mud and dirt

- maddie was his first friend ever, (who is his favorite friend), and would later introduce him to everyone else

-he has a book of riddles he writes in every so often when he thinks of a new one

-some of them profess love to bunny since he knows no one else can solve them

-he’s a night owl

-smells like old library and coffee

-he has a scar on his hand from the portal getting closed on it

-his favorite foods are oats and raisins

-he has a cat named diana

@strawberry-spectre

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Ashlynn Ella Headcanons

-she has two younger sisters

-since her mom is sick her dad became distant with them but still tries to be a good father

-her parents both give her long talks about sacrifice and destiny which makes her more guilty about wanting to rebel

-her favorite food is a pumpkin pie her mother used to make for her when she was young

-she takes care of her little sisters the most since she doesn't want her parents to worry about it

-when she was little she would get dirty from playing outside, her parents wouldn't discourage it since they wanted her to explore the beauty in nature

-she also ends up doing most of the house chores along with the few maids they have

-her old shoes get donated or used as homes for stray critters

-she loves and gets along with hunters baby sister

-during holidays away from school her and hunter would trade letters and put flowers from their own gardens in it

-she has a camera roll full of selfies and cute couple pictures of her and hunter

-unlike hunter, she was born a vegan but stuck with the decision since her first friends were animals

-she has freckles

-she has dirty nails most of the time because of her gardening hobby

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