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How are you enjoying being a single father of two?

-💐💥

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What? I only have one kid?

... Whatever. Willow is very well behaved and is an incredible kid. He's been very understanding about... the situation with Evergreen.

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Have (1) orange slice loser

Thank… you?

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Grampa

Old man

Old

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… What do you gain from insulting me? I’m sure, whoever you are, you have better things to do with your time.

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My moms great, she just had uphold a reputation

-EG

… Evergreen, will you stop finding any reason you can to argue with me? It’s exhausting and a waste of both of our time.

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What about your life isn’t perfect

You have a house and a family

And a family who still wants you on top of that

-EG

Don’t project your problems onto me. A house and a family don’t make everything right.

Being kicked out of your town should have been the expected outcome of trying to control it. And I’m… sorry your family doesn’t want you? But you chose to try to control an entire town. If your mother kicked you out, that’s dubious parenting, but understandable.

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How’s your perfect life going?

… Perfect? Please.

Evergreen, you may be bitter, but don’t fool yourself into believing I’m so much better.

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There was a king before and no one cared, I just changed a few things and y’all got mad

-evergreen

… I barely even remember that crap. If i was called for help, it’s pretty likely that they just really didn’t like you.

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Remember me? You dethroned me that one time, asshole move btw

- Evergreen

… Oh. Are you the idiot who declared himself “king” of some tiny town?

I “dethroned” you because no one wanted a king.

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Helllo 🙃

How’s you and the kid doing?

- @an-evergreen-in-a-haunted forest/ Evergreen

Uh. How do you know about…?

… Willow and I are doing well.

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Hello!!

You’re doing great and remember to drink water and take care of yourself!!

This is good advice... everyone that sees this, make sure you do this.

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*gifts you some chocolate* Enjoy!

🍫

Hah, you guys really like gifting stuff. Thank you all for the snacks.

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I like you

Have a Raven

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How

What??? How is there a...

... Well what am I supposed to do with this little guy?

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*hands you a cup of coffee beans and a comically large comfy blanket* here you go old timer

... I'll pretend you didn't say that last bit. Thank you for the coffee beans... but uh, hm.

Thank you for the blanket as well, I'll be able to appreciate it more when I'm not fighting the villain of the week.

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And you get some cheese cake!!

- cheese cake anon

I... appreciate the sudden gifts??

Cheesecake and a pork bun... hah, what a strange combination. Thank you.

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*gives u a porkbun*

enjoy Mr. Hero!

Oh... thank you.

That's a generous gift.

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Ash, how does it feel to be the last hero?

It's... lonely.

But it's also safer. Less lives are at risk while fighting now.

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I am, I am all of me (Here we go!)

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