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curt: j iusr feel like he never even lobed me like he never even ttook m seriously and idk like hhe said I had a big cck and then like it was like that wasnnnt enoughhh for him he was likee ‘you have to hit notes now’ like jeezim so fucking SORRY you can’t even say alimmunum you say ALUMMINUUM and now he wwwonte even open thw door like what the fuck I ffucjed ur ass
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Ride t-shirt, The Face Magazine, June 1991.
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hugging really close and tight while being far far away
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Boring old werewolf instincts:
Sexual jealousy
Constant aggression
Rigid hierarchy
Must win sports
Homophobia And Sexism Is Normal™
Eat people
Cool new werewolf instincts:
There is no five second rule
Corvids are friends
Hang out as a pack
Karaoke
Gotta pee
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set is complete
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ok babies here’s the deal. My writing computer w 90% of my fic on it has stopped working & needs a new battery. Tho the fic is drastically changing direction from what I had written theres still so many parts from the original storyline that I could Frankenstein into the fic rn that I want/need for trajectory and I’m going to try and replace the battery to get them back. Idk how long that’ll take or if it’ll even work so the next chapter of the fic(yes I know it took me 3 months to put out the last one I’m Mentally Ill and my personality is the basis for Curt Wild so ain’t got no discipline) could be a long ways away. Thank u
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And I Feel You With Ease- Deleted
It’s probably ridiculous to type this out but since everyone’s at home reading fanfiction I thought I would. The original work of And I Feel You With Ease has been deleted because my relationship(I being @/thestargirl on AO3) with my co-author didn’t end well. I’ve left it up for nearly two years because I know it was well-liked, and despite its good parts at nearly nineteen years of age I’ve come to find my contributions clumsily written and the overall story not very well plotted, and perhaps a bit ridiculous. Much of it was based on an unhealthy real-life dynamic and is no longer related to how I view the characters, and really, is not something people should be relating with or masturbating to in my humble opinion. I am deeply appreciative to anyone who enjoyed the fic, because I did enjoy writing it back in the day, but times have changed and better things can be done with a group of characters I care a lot about. If you want to read the fic I’ve been working on alone since July of 2019(oh my fucking God) it’s called Mojo Pin, and it’s on my profile. -C. O.
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how to react to a blonde bottom calling u a bitch
step 1. skip town
step 2. get adopted by God
step 3. have sex w a different bottom bc he kinda looks like the bottom who dumped u
step 4. eyeliner
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jack -hits the blunt-: brian is a massive cocksucking fame whore and I LITERALLY cannot stand him also I can talk to fairies & I think I might be God
mal, sober, fascinated: can i eat ur ass
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knowing full throttle that curt wild wrote the lyric “Im a bad motherfucker don’t you know, and I’d crawl over fifty good pussies just to get to one fat boy’s asshole” is like having omnipotence but only for tragedies
curt wild wrote Stagger Lee in the VG universe and the knowledge of this fills me with regret
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Baby Ewan
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