evil-apprentice-wizard

[evil-apprentice-wizard]

Let's go home, then. I'll get some other evil object to hold.

YOU.

@evil-apprentice-wizard

@good-wizard

[evil-apprentice-wizard]

What? No you're not! I'm doing this because I don't wanna get bothered by frogs!

YOU.

@evil-apprentice-wizard

@good-wizard

[evil-apprentice-wizard]

I---

*They look at the powerful skeleton mage*

I guess you need to have your head more than I need the glory.

YOU.

@evil-apprentice-wizard

@good-wizard

[evil-apprentice-wizard]

Here's your skull...sorry for taking it...

YOU.

@evil-apprentice-wizard

@good-wizard

[evil-apprentice-wizard]

Wizard worm just emerged from a wizarding hole! Lucky you!!!✨🪱🪄🍀

[evil-apprentice-wizard]

*Eggy follows your instructions. They suck at directions.*

@the-mighty-dalob

YOU.

@evil-apprentice-wizard

@good-wizard

[evil-apprentice-wizard]

*You are now outside the woods.*

Hmm...I think I went this way to steal the skull...

*They are headed in the wrong direction*

@the-mighty-dalob

YOU.

@evil-apprentice-wizard

@good-wizard

[evil-apprentice-wizard]

I dunno I think it was the undead wizard council. I think they live that way... let's go

@the-mighty-dalob

YOU.

@evil-apprentice-wizard

@good-wizard

[evil-apprentice-wizard]

Oh...

*Spamuel shoots Eggy a look. It's hard to tell what it is, since it's just a set of googly eyes. But eggy sighs.*

Well. All right! I'll do it.

*Spamuel gives them another look*

And...sorry for dragging you two into this.

*They actually do seem sorry, but embarrassed to say it.*

@the-mighty-dalob

YOU.

@evil-apprentice-wizard

@good-wizard

[evil-apprentice-wizard]

*A loud croak resounds through the air

*The frog evaporates.

*You got the skull!

Well, that worked out! Now, the evil skull is all mine!

@good-wizard

YOU.

@evil-apprentice-wizard

@good-wizard

[evil-apprentice-wizard]

Yippee! What do I win?

what is your name?

I am the evilest of wizards! So evil, my name remains a secret!

[evil-apprentice-wizard]

Uh...I mean, this stuff spoils pretty fast even if you keep it cold...

Hey, uh, you should totally leave more cheese out. You know. For reasons.

On it, boss!

[evil-apprentice-wizard]

Green, the color of evil!

what is your name?

I am the evilest of wizards! So evil, my name remains a secret!

[evil-apprentice-wizard]

Sorry the other one took all of it. Want some crab instead?

Hey, uh, you should totally leave more cheese out. You know. For reasons.

On it, boss!

[evil-apprentice-wizard]

Evil! I shall conquer the world!

what is your name?

I am the evilest of wizards! So evil, my name remains a secret!

[evil-apprentice-wizard]

Hi, I'm here from the Ministry of Gray Lilies. Have you ever considered making a dark bargain with Nyarlathothep for unwholesome mystic truths? Out of ten young professionals in your field, seven say a warlock pact helped them get on their feet and make important, lasting connections!

Uh, I think I already have one of those

[evil-apprentice-wizard]

what is your name?

I am the evilest of wizards! So evil, my name remains a secret!