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So there's gossip about some version of kinktober over on twitter adding a bunch of nonsensical rules this year, and I am fascinated. Studying this like a bug.

Like, what the hell.

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Yay

I have finally given the child the freedom to watch whatever black mirror episodes they want (it's OK, the child is capable of working out what they can handle and I given them a little summary).

Now they are able to handle a tv sex scene. But they do not *like* a tv sex scene.

So there's a lot of them screaming "WHY ARE THEY FUCKING AGAIN" and "PORN ADS? AGAIN?"

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That's the best episode

I have finally given the child the freedom to watch whatever black mirror episodes they want (it's OK, the child is capable of working out what they can handle and I given them a little summary).

Now they are able to handle a tv sex scene. But they do not *like* a tv sex scene.

So there's a lot of them screaming "WHY ARE THEY FUCKING AGAIN" and "PORN ADS? AGAIN?"

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was reminded of that youtube channel that records footage of that bridge that scalps trucks today. one of the fascinating developments that's happened since i last heard about it is that, in one of their many attempts to stop the trucks from being can-opened, they installed a traffic light that detects when a vehicle that's over the allowed height is coming and turns red so the driver can stop and hopefully notice the signage all around that's screaming "YOUR VEHICLE IS OVERHEIGHT TURN AROUND" and avoid an accident. However as a result sometimes drivers see the light turning yellow and IMMEDIATELY start flooring it to avoid having to stop, ensuring that the roof of their truck just gets fucking annihilated instantly. Really beautiful stuff you should check it out

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I'm watching House and I want him to fix me so bad

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Their opinion on the pig fucking ep?

I have finally given the child the freedom to watch whatever black mirror episodes they want (it's OK, the child is capable of working out what they can handle and I given them a little summary).

Now they are able to handle a tv sex scene. But they do not *like* a tv sex scene.

So there's a lot of them screaming "WHY ARE THEY FUCKING AGAIN" and "PORN ADS? AGAIN?"

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orangesnackcake

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12” class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.

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see when people try and nitpick me because i call my dog "my dog" when it's technically "the family dog".......well first of all i still call my brother "my brother" and not "the family boy". although maybe that should change. second of all sorry i'm still thinking about the family boy. btw i fell asleep while making this post last night and i think you can tell

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not a fan of how Pangur’s tongue exits the side of her mouth

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Writing isn't the hobby. Being insane about little fake people is the hobby. Writing is just the only outlet i have for that

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Obviously this is an adorable bit but I'm so struck by how different this is from so many little kid shows today like.......the muted colors. no background noise. no sound effects. you can literally hear Jim Henson breathing between his lines. Ernie is talking very slowly, meandering, letting the kids digest the info. it's a full minute before you get the payoff of it all. man

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dear baby bats and new goths:

polyester is plastic. most lace you buy, is polyester. when it gets hot out, and you hear a voice in your head saying "oh I can wear this, it's long-sleeves, but it's mesh/lace and very lightweight!" that's the devil talking. you will be wearing plastic that does NOT breathe, and you will be dying of heatstroke.

sincerely, a grown adult goth who still hasn't managed to learn this, and Suffered today.

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