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plot twist it wasn't a dream and jaune just blacked out

I'm Going To Be A What?!!!

Jaune: *Drinking a cup of tea while looking at a sunset* What a beautiful day.

Ruby: Hey Jaune!

Jaune: Yes Ruby?

Ruby: I have to tell you something important.

Jaune: What is it? *Drinks his tea*

Ruby: Well...

Ruby: You're going to be a dad!

Jaune: *Chokes* Ack-ack. What??!!!!

Yang: Jaune...

Jaune: Yang, I swear it wasn't my idea! Please do not kill me!

Yang: Of course I'm not going to kill you. After all...

Yang: ...you are the father of our child.

Jaune: HUH?!!!!

Weiss: Jaune, I have to talk to you.

Jaune: Weiss?! If it's about Ruby and Yang, I swear I don't know how it happened!

Weiss: What? I didn't come here to talk to you about that.

Jaune: Seriously? Then for what?

Weiss: I want to talk about this.

Weiss: I hope you are ready to take responsibility, dad.

Jaune: But we never-!!!

Blake: Sorry Jaune but I have to talk to you.

Jaune: I'm sorry, Blake, but right now is not a good time. I'm going to be a dad with three different women!!!

Blake: Four

Jaune: Excuse me?

Blake: You're going to dad with four different women.

Jaune: What are you-? Oh no, don't tell me that...

Blake: Yep...

Blake: You're going to be dad.

Jaune: What the fuck?!!! What the hell is going on?!!

Winter: What's going on here?!!

Weiss: *Happy* Winter!

Winter: Hello Weiss, can you tell me what's going on?

Weiss: Well, we're talking to the future father of our children.

Winter: Father? *Looks around* Jaune?!

Jaune: I can explain!

Winter: It is not necessary, after all I came to talk to you about the same subject.

Jaune: What do you mean?

Winter: Jaune, you are going to be a father.

Jaune: How??!!!

Ruby: Well, when a man and a woman love each other too much they decide-

Jaune: I KNOW THAT!!!

Yang: Jeez, Daddy is a little grumpy

Jaune: Shut up!! I don't understand, how can I be a dad with all of you?!!

Winter: Well-

*KABOOM*

Penny: Salutations!!!

Ruby: Penny!!

Penny: Oh hi friend Ruby. Have you seen Jaune by any chance?

Blake: You are standing on him.

Penny: Huh? *Looks down*

Jaune: *crush* You are to heavy

Penny: *Moves away* I'm sorry.

Jaune: It's fine. *Gets up* Why are you looking for me?

Penny: *Smiling* Yes, I have great news! You're going to be a daddy!!

Jaune: Wait a minute?! Do you at least know what sex is?!!!

Penny: Of course. Sex is when the man inserts his pen-

Jaune: OK! I get it, you know about it!

Emerald: *Ahem*

They all turn to see Emerald.

Emerald: I didn't want to interrupt you guys, but I think this is the best time to say this. Jaune....

Emerald: I guess we weren't very careful.

Ruby: You slept with the enemy?!!!!

Jaune: Of course not!!!

Emerald: *Sad* So the night you spent with me was nothing special?

Penny: *Shock* Jaune!

Yang: Oh, that's not cool Jaune, not cool at all.

Jaune: I really don't know how this happened!

Weiss: Don't worry Emerald, we support you.

Winter: We make sure that our Jaune takes responsibility for the baby.

Jaune: But girls-!

*Another KABOOM*

Cinder: JAUNE!!!

Jaune: Oh shit!!

Cinder: *Traps Jaune in a ring of fire* I won't let you get away this time!!

Jaune: Help!! She wants to kill me!!!

Cinder: kill you? I don't want to kill you. I want you to take responsibility!!!

Jaune: Responsibility for what??!!!

Cinder: For this....

Weiss: You fucked Cinder??!!!

Blake: That's hot~

Ruby: Jaune, how could you?!!

Jaune: For the last time, I don't know!!!

Cinder: I hope you're ready for what's to come, daddy.

Jaune: I need to get out of here!!! *Runs but trips over an umbrella* Ouch!!

Jaune looks back to see what tripped him up and sees Neo standing in front of him.

Jaune: Neo?

Cinder: Good job Neo, now bring him to me.

Neo: "Nah😜"

Cinder: Excuse me?!!

Neo: "I'm sorry, but I have some business to settle with him😁"

Jaune: What business?

Neo: "This😠"

Neo: "You told me you used a condom😡"

Yang: NEO TOO!!!

Blake: Three bad girls? Ok that's super hot~

Jaune: *Silense*

Weiss: Jaune, are you going to say something?

Yang: Yeah, aren't you going to yell or say a funny comment?

Jaune: I'm sorry, but at this point I think I can no longer be surprised.

Salem: *Evil voice* Are you sure about that?

Jaune: Huh?!

Everybody gets ready to fight

Salem: Relax, I didn't come to fight. I just came to spend time with my new family.

Ruby: New family?

Salem: Exactly, right.... *looks at Jaune*

Salem: ...Darling?~

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Jaune: *Wakes up* AAAAAAH!!!!!

He looks around and realizes that he is in his room, safe and sound.

Jaune: That's it, this is the last time I drink those natural juices that Ren makes! *Goes back to sleep*

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It's that spooky time of the year. And what better way to celebrate it than with a small nightmare.

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