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re-reading acomaf be like:

50 more chapter til they fuck

38 more chapter til they fuck

22 more chapters til they fuck

10 MORE CHAPTER TIL THEY FUCK

chapter 55:

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re-reading acotar for the third time because its the only thing that gets me out of reading slumps.

this line comes up: “They’re setting up bonfires- for Calanmai. It’s in two days.” ~bitch boy tamlin

me: (knowing that rhys will finally show up)

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am i ready for this? NO! am i excited? MAYBE! is sarah gonna randomly change the race of another character that was previously presumably a white ginger? WHOS TO SAY! lets get this shit goin

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the most attention ive gotten from a man in a year

✋🏾😔

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oh my god.

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you read books and watch anime’s and you think men are just like that (✨perfect✨) and then you come back to real life and realize they are subpar.

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me:*rereading acotar*

tamlin:*trying to flirt with feyre*

me: nobody cares bitch boy where’s rhys

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so I finished shadow and bone. and i was right. the darkling pulled a tamlin.

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was the darkling just born into existence as the darkling? why doesn’t this man have a name? And also he doesn’t seem like a bad person yet but I have a feeling he’s ganna pull a tamlin.

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what if kenji and rhys had a baby that was simultaneously raised by cassian and taught by azriel. God tier baby.

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so u are telling me that Adam just walks around with zip ties and a rope at all times???????????? is he like a professional kidnapper or something? WHY ???

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ok I just started reading shatter me and I really don’t trust this Adam fellow and they are just telling each other they love each other and I’m just sitting here like “should I be like cheering for them right now??” I just don’t get how they haven’t seen each other in years and now both of them are just “i love you”

Update: ADAM

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if helion is luciens dad I might just lose my mind

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if azriel were living right now he’d have a fire playlist. like he’d own the aux cord

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i’m sitting here doing U.S hw thinking about lucien. like i know he like kinda sucked in acomaf but like i feel bad for the baby boi now. he’s been having a tough life and now he can’t be with his mate either.

tamlin on the other hand can choke and step on a lego simultaneously

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ok so I just started acowar and they are having the thing with ianthe and it says “Lucien seemed to be trying very, very hard not to roll his eyes.” And the first thing that came to my mind was him taking out his fake eye and rolling it across the table.

i laughed for a good while thinking about that.

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the song Sorrows by BLESSED is literally written for Azriel just putting that out there.