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Every time I show someone total drama they're like "why are the girls all unrealistic" and then I direct their attention to Duncan's dachshund lookin ass and they're like "oh okay"

Anyway biblically accurate Duncan has legs shorter than Gwen's boots pass it on

i like this particular frame bc it really lays it out for you

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i’m not avoiding reqs i just had a dream about this and i had to get it down

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HOLY SHITTTTT!!!!

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i’m not avoiding reqs i just had a dream about this and i had to get it down

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Owen can be heard celebrating a mile away.

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explain this heteros

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I firmly believe that some stories can never be translated into a different medium and that's okay

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Who are you?

I’m you, before I became weak

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(To Mike's head)

There is one imposter among you

He might be the original, but I'm more real than he is.

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*peeks in* Anyone still following this blog? After my...two years (?!) of near silence?

If so, you may be interested to know that my brothers and I are finally watching the revival as it goes up on HBO Max. I already have confused and contradictory ideas of how I might integrate the new characters into this AU, and I want to try to get through the backlog by the time I'm ready to do that. Fingers crossed that I actually do it this time.

(To anyone who hasn't seen this blog before: hello! This is a Total Drama Hogwarts AU. If you want to archive binge through 2,800+ posts, now's a good time while I try to get my sh!t together.)

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Raj/Bowie from Total Drama Island as old men still in love for a kofi request! ♥

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wth even is aleheather

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Drama Brothers, how many fans do you have? Do you play any gigs when you're home for both magical and Muggle audiences?

Well, Sierra comes to all our shows. No matter how hard we try to keep her out.

We've never tried a Muggle audience before. My little cousin has a birthday coming up...

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Geoff and Brody, what do you think your best prank was?

Dude, that's like asking a parent to pick their favorite child.

Mom said it's my sister. That's why we turned her hair green.

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They are girlfriends

It’s canon

Trust me im Terry Mcgurrin(?)

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I’m sensing parallels here

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them actually