evilpuff

[evilpuff]

BIRTH DAY BIRTH DAY 🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️

IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY!!! WOOOOOO

[evilpuff]

yesss be eeeevil

[evilpuff]

New shipment

Each piece costs $80

[evilpuff]

I hate you so much

I don't know being a robot sounds more devastating to find out

[evilpuff]

Don’t you ever get tubby from all the bread? You are a small any after all

When you’re full, do you ever turn into a little ball that your minions have to roll or carry around?

TUBBY?

LITTLE BALL???

How dare you disrespect The Evil Puff you foolish mortal! I'll have you know I

stay in excellent form!

Running a criminal organization

requires hard work and dedication

tomischievous activities!

and guns!

...and minions to carry you when

you're too full!

[evilpuff]

LOOOORREEEEEE

GET OFF MY ACCOUNT

Whoops-

Tw: Gore (not really?)

Always On the Case 📝🌙

[evilpuff]

Maybe you and normal Puff and work out your differences with a hug? :)

Hug my enemy? The Evil Puff does not

involve her self in such sentiments!

I mean doesn't hurt to try?

Unless you're too chicken?

I AM NO COWARD!

Hmmmm so how should we hug?

Like a side hug or bear hug?

Just do a NORMAL hug! Aren't you

known as normal puff???

Yeahhh but-

Oh my crumbs-

Like this!

• • • • • •

You've tricked me you sugar craved

freak!

..no, no I didnt

.....so you gonna let go or?

NO MORE KIND GESTURES

ALLOWED!

..........

YOU HAVE SINGLE HANDEDLY

RUINED MY EVIL CAREER

(real account @puffpastrycrimewatch )

[evilpuff]

Amazing artistry you truly capture my

good side!

ALL MY SIDES LOOK GOOD!!!

Excellent taste mortal!

Perhaps I will spare you when I take

over the world!

It’s a messy piece of fanart I did last night… but I drew the evil puff.

You can keep this for yourself or show evil puff… hope you like it though ^_^

I love it!!!!!!🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

[evilpuff]

*gives bread* please spare me evil puff!!

Ah, a clever ploy, mortal!

Offering bread to appease The Evil

Puff?

Your breads may buy you a temporary

reprieve from my mischievous

machinations!

For now, you have earned a moment of

respite!!!

Mwehehhee!!

...or perhaps just a moment of bread

appreciation..

What heinous creature would make

you into a "bread bowl"?!?!

OUTRAGEOUS!!!!!

[evilpuff]

Too late curses!

perhaps there is still hope for you mortals to enjoy the mayhem that his bready goodness!

Wednesday, January 17.

No time to waste

@enneoleo 

[evilpuff]

Excellent bread

everyone look at my seal rolls

[evilpuff]

Not to patronize you Evil Puff...

But u so cute and smol!!

Curses! How dare you belittle

THE Evil Puff!

I may be small, but my kneeding fists pack a punch of pure bready peril!

Beware, for cuteness can be deceiving!

and I shall crumble my foes with crumbs of chaos!

Mwahaha!!!!!!...

..or maybe a little chuckle..

[evilpuff]

YOU'LL NEVER KNOW WHEN IT HAPPENS

Do you plan to take over the world?

ANSWER IS YES, NEXT QUESTION

[evilpuff]

Really hate that @puffpastrycrimewatch person

Okay goodbye

[evilpuff]

evil evil evil evil evil

That is all

This is an OC ask blog I ain't got no rules for it yet

Main account @puffpastrycrimewatch