evilswap
evilswap
> if: Interloper⠀⠀ then: BITE
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(evil) Swap Bushnell, Certified Normal Boy, Spicy food historian, and uh. Pancake.
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evilswap · 1 year ago
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I love you. :-]
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evilswap · 1 year ago
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more like SEMEN days of penis
HEY.
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evilswap · 1 year ago
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seven days of penis
wh-
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evilswap · 1 year ago
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Fumb up... I approve of this.
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evilswap · 1 year ago
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NO. NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
INTERLOPER.
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evilswap · 1 year ago
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HINT: you can move my white ass using the arrow keys.
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evilswap · 1 year ago
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Brioche French Toast
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evilswap · 1 year ago
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Strawberry Pancakes
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evilswap · 1 year ago
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French Toast Iced Latte
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evilswap · 1 year ago
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Caramelized White Chocolate Tart with Biscoff Crust
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evilswap · 1 year ago
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the bodys mother has been collecting 3d printed elephant figures, gifted by her husband, so of course Artie has started tampering with them
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here is his arrangement. the elephants are sacrificing Crazy Frog to their new monarch, complete with a handcrafted wire crown, and toothpicks with blu-tack to give the effect of impalement
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evilswap · 2 years ago
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❄️🐆
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evilswap · 2 years ago
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!!!!!! PANCAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We're friends now. (We were friends before but yknow. The bit)
You are all absolutely wonderful and amazing friends; you and the others are a bunch of goobers and I love this for you.
But. Also. What the everlasting FUCK is happening on our dash ZKSHZKSHZJ /lh
Why so much Feetman torment?? He deserves pancakes, not feet jokes PFF -Juno
JSBSJAKSKZKSKLA NO HE LOVES IT DONT U @evilswap <3333
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evilswap · 2 years ago
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I HATE FEEEEET
Please give me pancake...
You are all absolutely wonderful and amazing friends; you and the others are a bunch of goobers and I love this for you.
But. Also. What the everlasting FUCK is happening on our dash ZKSHZKSHZJ /lh
Why so much Feetman torment?? He deserves pancakes, not feet jokes PFF -Juno
JSBSJAKSKZKSKLA NO HE LOVES IT DONT U @evilswap <3333
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evilswap · 2 years ago
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you wnen feet
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IT'S SCARY!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T HANDLE THIS!!!!!!!
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evilswap · 2 years ago
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evilswap · 2 years ago
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WHYYYYY? WHYYYYY???????? THIS IS WORSE THAN THE FEET.
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