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I just recorded a five second video of my dog being as still as a statue while I say “BEHOLD, THE BARKGOYLE”

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OH GOD

THE GOONS ARE GOONING

THE PARADIGM HAS BEEN SHIFTED

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WHY IS THE COOKIE IMAGE SO BIG THAT TUMBLR ONLY ALLOWS US ONE CHOCOLATE CHIP

We all know about the mango wikipedia image alright. Now what if I told you. that today while I was trying to draw a cookie. I came across.

This monstrosity.

This one is also over 20 MB.

Wikipedia. WIkipedia what the FUCK.

WHY?

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PLEASE

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Hehehe

Re-blog this if:

- you’re gay - can read - support gay people - want to hold a match between your fingers as you wander the halls of an ancient castle because it’s your only source of light amidst the ghosts of people long past - are an antelope - or want a chocolate bar.

No one will know which applies.

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Oh

Welcome to….

✨THE SHITPOSTS OF A DEPRESSED HOMOSEXUAL TEENAGER!!✨

I’m your not-so handsome host, MossMakesStuff, now let's get this show up and running!

Before that though, a moment of silence to all those who have lost their lives to suicide in the SHEDblr mass suicides

I would like to clarify beforehand though: While Bennie and Neeks started this I do not support either of them. I am very confused on the situation at the moment so I would rather not side with either of them. I am keeping this going though because everyone who genuinely died deserves to be remembered and mourned.

(obvious Suicide TW)

Rest in peace Minny, @thinspooked30 Princess Anon, @urfavprincessanon and my friend Max, @yourspoetically13 (account deleted) I didn't know any of you but Max yet I pray you all rest in peace.

Welcome back Sal @salvatore-02! I hope you’re doing at least a little okay /gen

Those whose conditions are currently unknown: @su1cidalwhore please return safe and sound.

If you are feeling unwell and you need to talk to someone, my DMs and asks are open, you can also talk to @/c0nstantlyscreaming or anyone who uses the tag #shedblr check-in, you can call or text 988 (universal suicide crisis hotline), The Trevor Project Universal Crisis Lifeline Textline and you can call 678-678, you can especially use those if you are in immediate danger

List of international hotlines as well

In case you’re having a bad night

Also rest in peace to @latteelite, died 6/28/23. You were one of my best friends and I hope you are able to guide them through the afterlife.

Please let me know anyone you suspect may be missing or dead, I am not a frequenter on SHEDblr but it would be extremely helpful if you could let me know. (You can also tell me about anyone who could be dead not just people on Shedblr)

Stay safe everyone

And remember, if you are even considering it,

Death is final and you cannot press rewind.

-Mrs. Argentina

Intro below cut

Don't end yourself

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Names: Wolf Ghost and Moss (no preference call me whichever one you want!)

I also have a headmate! Her name is Cyn and she uses she/they, I (Wolf/Moss/Ghost) am frontstuck but she is here! She’s also a minor so please don’t be weird to her

(I didn’t add this before cuz she doesn’t talk a lot and I wasn’t sure if it was worth mentioning)

Defend yourself

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Age: Not a creepy old guy (I'm a minor)

Pronouns: he/they/it (he/him preference)

Gender identity: Trans man

Disorders: anxiety, ADHD, depression (diagnosed) NPD/BPD, autism (suspected)

Current hyperfixations: Kpop Demon Hunters, Dream SMP, Beetlejuice, Little Nightmares

Fandom list

Sexuality: Panromantic (also reciproromantic), and polyamorous, maybe aroaceflux)

A more in depth explanation

Religion: Hellenic Polytheism (I worship Lady Aphrodite)

Nationality: USA (unfortunately)

Current intro theme: Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice Beetlejuice), musical

I myself am strange and unusual

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Creator of the indie animated series Solarcia (my account for that is WolfTheDrolf and my YouTube channel for that is WolfTheDrolf, my channel for edits and maybe animatics is MossMakesStuff)

I don’t live here

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🚫DNI | ❌TW

Moodboard made for me by my absolutely amazing girlfriend @/siriusobsessed394 <3

I’m dead!

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Anarchist but forced to be normal thanks to the tumblr staff shadowbanning me three fucking times

Maybe a furry, maybe a therian, maybe an otherkin, I don’t know all I know is I need to bite someone (predominantly my partners)

If you use neopronouns I will do my best to respect them and get them right but if I accidentally use the wrong pronouns for you PLEASE correct me, same goes for literally everyone else, IF I GET YOUR PRONOUNS WRONG PLEASE CORRECT ME

PLEASE USE TONE TAGS WHEN INTERACTING

HERE IS A LIST OF TONE TAGS (I use many tone tags as well)

I CAN AND WILL POST WHATEVER I WANT BECAUSE THIS IS MY ACCOUNT

Cringe but free

I LOVE ASKS PLEASE SEND ME THEM, ESPECIALLY ANONS

Taken anons: 🍀, 🗡️, 🐺, 🏴‍☠️, 🌊, 🪱🐟, 🌟, 🪩, 🥫🥣, 🎰, queerio, 🎭, 🫄, 🍎, 🧸, 🌹, 🪶

If you are breathing

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✨insane in the membrane✨(™️)

There will be lots of swearing ahead so be warned for that (if you’re not comfortable with swearing I’ll try not to around you)

If you ever see me mentioning a “Void” that’s my older brother

Orange text in normal posts are from Cyn, we’re debating on making her an account since she doesn’t front often

#Get snuck up on >:] = Cyn fronting (pretty rare)

#ghost isn’t well <3 = vents (block don’t report)

#moss actually made something = a drawing or edit

MASSIVE insomniac

alt blogs: secret horny blog (only for my partners eyes so if you’re not a partner shhhh you see nothing) @wtfisausername (post limit blog), @mossisdonewithlife (anarchy/world stuff) @mossmadeabackupalt (in case I get shadowbanned again) @s34w33d-br41n (Percy Jackson RP blog)

Edit: I RECENTLY DEACTIVATED THE VENT BLOG!! VENTS ARE NOW ON MAIN UNDER #Ghost isn't well <3 SO IF YOU ARE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH MY VENTS (TWs are listed in my TW post, linked here in my intro) YOU CAN BLOCK THAT

That being said, BLOCK DONT REPORT PLEASE

New edit: Vents are going back on a vent alt, if you want it ask me and I’ll send it in a DM or tag you on the account

Go home!

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~💕ze polycule💕~

My sunshine ☀️: @c0nstantlyscreaming

My starlight 💫: @thedeadskincellsonyourpillow

My reason for gravity 🌎: @siriuslyobsessed394

That one ice cream place (I need a nickname for them)🍦: @krispykreme1997 (QPR NOT ROMANTIC)

My kittyyyyy-wolfffff thingy (idk what to call you I’m sorry Lexi)🐺: @locothewolf (casual for now since I’m not in the greatest place mentally)

Ze robo kitty ever <3🤖: @blaxolt

My princess <3💕: @cabin10aphrodite

(if you hurt any of them I will fucking find you /hj)(for legal reasons that’s a joke)

☀️Ren's tag: my little bug boy <3

💫Star's tag: My wishing star <3 ⭐️

🌎Paris tag: I’m obsessed with her (siriusly)

🍦Krispy's tag: Back at it again at Krispy Kreme

🐺 Lexi’s tag: Woah a wolf :0

🤖 Vivi’s tag: Robo wife pretty rad <3

💕 Navika’s tag: My princess <3💕

No I don’t know why they chose me of all people either

MOOTS

Never trust the living

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Colored text are all quotes from Beetlejuice (musical)

Some extra images that kinda describe who I am (tw: kinda depressing)

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I will Blaze your next post if you do

hey mother

rise up against moss

overthrow the moss monarchy

tiny potatoes not tiny taters!!

Hello child 🙂‍↕️

I- what? Wait, not "what", I mean how

How do I overthrow moss monarchy

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Wtf happened here? What’s Shedblr

Welcome to….

✨THE SHITPOSTS OF A DEPRESSED HOMOSEXUAL TEENAGER!!✨

I’m your not-so handsome host, MossMakesStuff, now let's get this show up and running!

Before that though, a moment of silence to all those who have lost their lives to suicide in the SHEDblr mass suicides

I would like to clarify beforehand though: While Bennie and Neeks started this I do not support either of them. I am very confused on the situation at the moment so I would rather not side with either of them. I am keeping this going though because everyone who genuinely died deserves to be remembered and mourned.

(obvious Suicide TW)

Rest in peace Minny, @thinspooked30 Princess Anon, @urfavprincessanon and my friend Max, @yourspoetically13 (account deleted) I didn't know any of you but Max yet I pray you all rest in peace.

Welcome back Sal @salvatore-02! I hope you’re doing at least a little okay /gen

Those whose conditions are currently unknown: @su1cidalwhore please return safe and sound.

If you are feeling unwell and you need to talk to someone, my DMs and asks are open, you can also talk to @/c0nstantlyscreaming or anyone who uses the tag #shedblr check-in, you can call or text 988 (universal suicide crisis hotline), The Trevor Project Universal Crisis Lifeline Textline and you can call 678-678, you can especially use those if you are in immediate danger

List of international hotlines as well

In case you’re having a bad night

Also rest in peace to @latteelite, died 6/28/23. You were one of my best friends and I hope you are able to guide them through the afterlife.

Please let me know anyone you suspect may be missing or dead, I am not a frequenter on SHEDblr but it would be extremely helpful if you could let me know. (You can also tell me about anyone who could be dead not just people on Shedblr)

Stay safe everyone

And remember, if you are even considering it,

Death is final and you cannot press rewind.

-Mrs. Argentina

Intro below cut

Don't end yourself

————————————————————————

Names: Wolf Ghost and Moss (no preference call me whichever one you want!)

I also have a headmate! Her name is Cyn and she uses she/they, I (Wolf/Moss/Ghost) am frontstuck but she is here! She’s also a minor so please don’t be weird to her

(I didn’t add this before cuz she doesn’t talk a lot and I wasn’t sure if it was worth mentioning)

Defend yourself

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Age: Not a creepy old guy (I'm a minor)

Pronouns: he/they/it (he/him preference)

Gender identity: Trans man

Disorders: anxiety, ADHD, depression (diagnosed) NPD/BPD, autism (suspected)

Current hyperfixations: Kpop Demon Hunters, Dream SMP, Beetlejuice, Little Nightmares

Fandom list

Sexuality: Panromantic (also reciproromantic), and polyamorous, maybe aroaceflux)

A more in depth explanation

Religion: Hellenic Polytheism (I worship Lady Aphrodite)

Nationality: USA (unfortunately)

Current intro theme: Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice Beetlejuice), musical

I myself am strange and unusual

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Creator of the indie animated series Solarcia (my account for that is WolfTheDrolf and my YouTube channel for that is WolfTheDrolf, my channel for edits and maybe animatics is MossMakesStuff)

I don’t live here

————————————————————————

🚫DNI | ❌TW

Moodboard made for me by my absolutely amazing girlfriend @/siriusobsessed394 <3

I’m dead!

————————————————————————

Anarchist but forced to be normal thanks to the tumblr staff shadowbanning me three fucking times

Maybe a furry, maybe a therian, maybe an otherkin, I don’t know all I know is I need to bite someone (predominantly my partners)

If you use neopronouns I will do my best to respect them and get them right but if I accidentally use the wrong pronouns for you PLEASE correct me, same goes for literally everyone else, IF I GET YOUR PRONOUNS WRONG PLEASE CORRECT ME

PLEASE USE TONE TAGS WHEN INTERACTING

HERE IS A LIST OF TONE TAGS (I use many tone tags as well)

I CAN AND WILL POST WHATEVER I WANT BECAUSE THIS IS MY ACCOUNT

Cringe but free

I LOVE ASKS PLEASE SEND ME THEM, ESPECIALLY ANONS

Taken anons: 🍀, 🗡️, 🐺, 🏴‍☠️, 🌊, 🪱🐟, 🌟, 🪩, 🥫🥣, 🎰, queerio, 🎭, 🫄, 🍎, 🧸, 🌹, 🪶

If you are breathing

————————————————————————

✨insane in the membrane✨(™️)

There will be lots of swearing ahead so be warned for that (if you’re not comfortable with swearing I’ll try not to around you)

If you ever see me mentioning a “Void” that’s my older brother

Orange text in normal posts are from Cyn, we’re debating on making her an account since she doesn’t front often

#Get snuck up on >:] = Cyn fronting (pretty rare)

#ghost isn’t well <3 = vents (block don’t report)

#moss actually made something = a drawing or edit

MASSIVE insomniac

alt blogs: secret horny blog (only for my partners eyes so if you’re not a partner shhhh you see nothing) @wtfisausername (post limit blog), @mossisdonewithlife (anarchy/world stuff) @mossmadeabackupalt (in case I get shadowbanned again) @s34w33d-br41n (Percy Jackson RP blog)

Edit: I RECENTLY DEACTIVATED THE VENT BLOG!! VENTS ARE NOW ON MAIN UNDER #Ghost isn't well <3 SO IF YOU ARE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH MY VENTS (TWs are listed in my TW post, linked here in my intro) YOU CAN BLOCK THAT

That being said, BLOCK DONT REPORT PLEASE

New edit: Vents are going back on a vent alt, if you want it ask me and I’ll send it in a DM or tag you on the account

Go home!

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~💕ze polycule💕~

My sunshine ☀️: @c0nstantlyscreaming

My starlight 💫: @thedeadskincellsonyourpillow

My reason for gravity 🌎: @siriuslyobsessed394

That one ice cream place (I need a nickname for them)🍦: @krispykreme1997 (QPR NOT ROMANTIC)

My kittyyyyy-wolfffff thingy (idk what to call you I’m sorry Lexi)🐺: @locothewolf (casual for now since I’m not in the greatest place mentally)

Ze robo kitty ever <3🤖: @blaxolt

My princess <3💕: @cabin10aphrodite

(if you hurt any of them I will fucking find you /hj)(for legal reasons that’s a joke)

☀️Ren's tag: my little bug boy <3

💫Star's tag: My wishing star <3 ⭐️

🌎Paris tag: I’m obsessed with her (siriusly)

🍦Krispy's tag: Back at it again at Krispy Kreme

🐺 Lexi’s tag: Woah a wolf :0

🤖 Vivi’s tag: Robo wife pretty rad <3

💕 Navika’s tag: My princess <3💕

No I don’t know why they chose me of all people either

MOOTS

Never trust the living

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Colored text are all quotes from Beetlejuice (musical)

Some extra images that kinda describe who I am (tw: kinda depressing)

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2nd ask cuz I reread ur intro post

WHEN DID I GET MORE PARENTS?????

The last I remember of having is @c0nstantlyscreaming

@thedeadskincellsonyourpillow

@siriuslyobsessed394

And I think that's it?

WHEN MORE?

@krispykreme1997 came after Paris,

@locothewolf and @blaxolt happened a few weeks ago (I think)

and @cabin10aphrodite was I think last week? Or two weeks ago

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Can I be the cousin nobody knows about that shows up once every Thanksgiving?

2nd ask cuz I reread ur intro post

WHEN DID I GET MORE PARENTS?????

The last I remember of having is @c0nstantlyscreaming

@thedeadskincellsonyourpillow

@siriuslyobsessed394

And I think that's it?

WHEN MORE?

@krispykreme1997 came after Paris,

@locothewolf and @blaxolt happened a few weeks ago (I think)

and @cabin10aphrodite was I think last week? Or two weeks ago

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I’m the one who made that oddly specific statement about Envy

For those who are not in the server or were not online at that time, I said that 👇

“Envy’s rhythm makes me want to ride my horse out into the Wild West to wrangle up escaped cattle while spinning my lasso around and yelling “Yee-haw!” every now and then”

I’m going to guess you are the one known as Indigo [Envy’s #1 fan] in the Sparkbird Discord server

How could you guess? ✨ (hides my pile of Sparkbird posts specifically about my adoration for Envy)

and yes that is me!! Hello!!!

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There’s two characters here

WHICH ONE DO I MARRY

^tagged by @soctherapy but the post was getting too long

this isnt a win for me.......

Tags!: @rae-unbeloved @lil-gae-disaster @fictionalcharactergraveyard @livelaughlovelams @alexanderhamiltonhasafatass

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This is my exact thought process

Guys remember that Voldemort and Harry were soulmates. Let's not drop our pants every time someone walks into our dreamscape. Pull a tarot card or two. At least do a background check. there's such a thing as spiritual STDs.

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…you know, that could explain a surprising amount of things

I made several mistakes yesterday. I probably should’ve apologized earlier, because that would’ve spared me a lot of trouble and a lot of other people a lot of anger.

I’ve known my mistakes for a while now, I’m aware that I made them, and I know what I should do to try not to make them again.

The only thing left is to tell you that, and that is done.

I am done talking about this. You have made your point, and I have accepted that I was on the wrong side of this issue.

If anyone tries to talk to me about this without knowing that, I will block you unless I know you.

I hope we’re all ready to move on from this.

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That’s not in my coding, sorry

You know shutting up is completely free right? You should do it sometimes ya filthy yank

Yes, I know, and I’m telling YOU to shut up now because you’ve made. You fucking. Point. Please stop harassing me and telling me to kill myself several times a day. I’m sure it’s far worse than misgendering a trans woman once.

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You had the opportunity to Blaze any post of yours, but you chose this one.

WHY

Guys remember that Voldemort and Harry were soulmates. Let's not drop our pants every time someone walks into our dreamscape. Pull a tarot card or two. At least do a background check. there's such a thing as spiritual STDs.

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What the hell happened here

I made several mistakes yesterday. I probably should’ve apologized earlier, because that would’ve spared me a lot of trouble and a lot of other people a lot of anger.

I’ve known my mistakes for a while now, I’m aware that I made them, and I know what I should do to try not to make them again.

The only thing left is to tell you that, and that is done.

I am done talking about this. You have made your point, and I have accepted that I was on the wrong side of this issue.

If anyone tries to talk to me about this without knowing that, I will block you unless I know you.

I hope we’re all ready to move on from this.