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stop doing coke with these jokes and come smoke crackula with dracula
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they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives
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Behold. My baby boy:
this is my beloved son, go on. give him a kiss on his forehead.
#oc's#oc art#oc#my art#give him a kiss#lets ignore how I've been MIA for the past little while#strangely I'm more busy out of school than when I'm in school#anyways hes so handsome#ill drop some design explanations n' stuff eventually#just not when I have work in an hour#what is he staring at so intently w/o pants on...
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This might just be the funniest and realist thing I've seen all day
*sonic drowning music*
#this broke me#out of my doomscrolling#and#wallowing#listening to Radiohead#with laughter#so thank you#i guess
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At least they got their priorities straight.
Bonus:
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This is so goated, I think I shed a tear even...
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my biggest pet peeve in fanfics is when people write one of the characters as a saint for rejecting their love interest over being tipsy. I know you have good intentions but alcohol is not evil, and unless the other person is clearly unable to consent, it’s okay for your characters to have sex while tipsy! even if it’s just one of them and it’s okay if they regret it the next day because that makes for a very compelling and real scenario to add to your story.
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Doodle pile, i was planning on coloring the first three but i never did 💔
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JUST REMEMBERED I HAVE A BLOG!!!
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special defense
does this count as anything ???is this art
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