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being 19 is like: im an adult. no im not. im cherishing the child inside me. the child inside me is rotting away. i have time. my trouble is i think i have time. i'm a procrastinator. i'm a multitasker. i'm so good at completing this mundane task. if i didn't have school i'd learn much more. wait i want to be in academia. wait i just want to create. i'm taking cornell notes. i'm smoking a pack a day. i'm becoming my dad. i'm putting a mask on. i'm my truest self. i burn the house i love. i don't spend enough time with my family. i won't ever look back. i keep on looking back.

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the best part of experiencing november 5th 2020 was watching tumblr attempt to describe what it was like to experience november 5th 2020

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November 5th is becoming a legitimate holiday for me. I'm gonna put lights up on my cardboard cutout of Misha Collins and leave out cookies and voter ballots for Vladimir Putin.

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guy fawkes rolling in his grave knowing not only he failed to blow up parliament, but like 400 years later on the same date some fictional angel comes out as homosexual causing the president of russia to resign

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If we could mass produce the emotions created on November 5th, 2020 we would instantly put every single drug dealer out of business and be able to finance a reboot until the end of time

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What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

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[Image Description: A political comic showing a pyramid of wine glasses with a liquid labelled ‘wealth’ being poured into the topmost one. A straw then extends from that glass into another container labelled ‘Panama account’. This is titled ‘Trickledown economics’ and text underneath the image reads ‘ask nothing of the wealthy or their corporations and they will eventually create a society in which all prosper.’ Next to this is a drawing of kids hitting a piñata. This is titled ‘piñata economics’ and text underneath the image reads ‘instead of fruitlessly waiting for wealth to trickle down, beat the rich with blunt instruments until the gold flows.’ End Description]

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Crazy to think that this is all Ronald Reagan’s fault

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reblog if u hate reagan

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[Image Description: Two old pieces of artwork. One, labelled “Holy Roman Emperor”, is a dramatization showing Charlemagne being crowned emperor of Rome.The second, labelled “Holey Roman Emperor”, depicts the assassination of Caligula. End Description]

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being cosmically “insignificant” doesnt even matter like its not important……… like literally lets enjoy a strawberry

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Anyways. What’s the best soup? If you say cream of mushroom or French onion I’m blocking you

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Being mentally ill is so embarrassing I've decided to stop

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