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which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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hmmm im gonna sleep on it but i might stop watching the realm overall it hits too close right now. what a day i guess.

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biting my mama

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oh im so sad. oh. im sad. my last goodbye in that chat made me sad. this is okay. it will be fine.

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welp. im already here, so i'll finish the live, but frankly, i was disturbed far too much by today's lobby. todays my last day as a ghostie and viewer of badboyhalo unless he clearly and openly stops associating with all these people. i've got a lot of life experience for someone my age, and continuing to watch frankly goes against all the principles and morals i have worked far too hard to build as a person. my next prime goes to someone new next month. it was an honor, and hopefully, it can be again one day! but if not, it was nice while i had it.

my next fixation has already been in line for a few months, as i've been growing quite fond of something else! it will be hard to let this one go since i've been here since october 2019, but i've done it before, and i'm sadly here doing it again.

have a good morning, day, or evening, or night. wherever you are, ghosties. hopefully, you all can make decisions that matter to you, too.

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the whole thing was nice and fun and dramatic but this was really tr!waterhalo after the confession:

tr!water: do you like the rain?

tr!bad: the rain killed my children.

tr!waterhalo: *high fives*

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I'm watching Foolish's VOD from earlier and the concept that he made a server to pretty much just let his viewers build on and then Clown decided to log on and start slaughtering them by the literal hundreds for no reason is so fucking funny to me. It's such a pretty server with sprawling builds and then Foolish logs on today and his viewers are begging him to save them because 400 people have died. His server has just become Clown's enrichment as he gets to simulate pillaging an entire civilization and in peak Foolish fashion he gives some aid to his people but doesn't want to interfere too much and just goes "What can you do? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ " as more people die Like it really is just the most Foolish server to be filled with talented builders and be relatively normal but also there is a guy who just wanders around killing everyone in sight and you just have to live with that

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Hey guys. What a nice day it is today!!! 💕💖 What the fuck was up with yesterday am I right

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the power couple pose goes hard btw.

like fuck yeah. they stand like that.

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i hope tr!water gets caught calling tr!bad treasure by tr!aimsey one day soon...

hehe

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my STREAMER just called me a PSYCHOPATH LMAO

im sorry that i was a menace but no one bothered me about dating after that so i won 😌😌😌

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"You deserve a day where you're happy. you deserve a year — a lifetime where you're happy."

chat what is that... it looks kinda fuzzy and blurry- what?? tears?? no. no way. it has to be something else....

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"I can finally see you now... You're so bright. You're so bright."

tr!aimros when i catch you.... when i catch you tr!aimros....

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sooo heres a fun little thought experiment /rp obviously

Why does Yellow hate Lukey?

A) He killed and is in a feud with one/multiple of their members B) He pranked their entire base, causing the castle to lag C) He was originally part of Yellow, before being kicked out D) He stole many of their members valued possessions for attention E) He existed

VVV Answers VVV

If you guessed: A, I'm sorry, you are incorrect. That is in fact what Badboyhalo (leader & strongest of the faction), Pangi (righthand man), & Krowfang (or: The Red One, hated by the kingdom's architect) have done! The first two are actually generally well-liked by the Kingdom, despite being the biggest threats and aggressors. Krow, while hated by the Royal Architect, isn't targeted by the rest of the faction because of this.

If you guessed: B, you're definitely incorrect! While mischevious, Lukey hasn't actively antagonized Yellow past generally defending himself in arguments and good-natured ribbing that all the realmers indulge in. This was actually Tubbo– the unexplained god and general joy and whimsy haver! Alongside Bad, he bred a crazy amount of pigs in what was dubbed the Porkalypse, and dropped them over Yellow castle. This was seen as fun and lighthearted, and Tubbo is well-liked by the Kingdom.

If you guessed: C, you may be confusing two well-spoken weak white boys. Jester Bartholomew, better known as Owen! Our lovable Jester larked a little too hard and psychologically shredded the prized Architect. Aw man! But he's dead now, after finally showing the King the best part of the joke: the execution.

If you guessed: D, that one was Badlinu. There isn't much to unpack there, just that they all forgave him for having good reasons (being attention-seeking)

If you guessed: E, you'd be right! Yes, Yellow despises Lukey simply because when he appeared, Roscumber didn't like his vibes. So she killed him, and they've been tripping over their high horses to justify it as "justice". Ignore the fact he's never resorted to any violence! He's evil, and if it doesn't seem so yet, remember: he will be some day. If we push him hard enough, degrade and belittle him enough, one day we can mould the perfect monster. Then we have the sacrificial scapegoat. And we were right all along.

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Foolish telling Bad to let the corruption take him GIRL YOU WERE THE ONE WHO THREW A FIT OVER HIM TOUCHING IT WHEN IT FIRST SHOWED UP

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List of Titles Bad Has Used in this One Stream for Foolish:

Your Highness

Your Grace

Your Nosliness

Your Sharkliness

My Highness

My Lord

Master of Mirth

My Divineness

Your Divinity

Your Great Bodaciousness

My Totemship

My Guy

Your Leadship

Your Jawliness

Your Lordship

Your Excellence