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god save this sight

how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

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ATTENTION TUMBLR!!

So me and my parents just made a bet that, if this post gets 750,000 notes, I can have a pet bird!

We’ll pay for all the expenses!

All I need is for this particular post to get 750,000 notes, and a bird will be all mine!

My local petstore sells these GORGEOUS blue budgies, and I’m dying to have one

When I say ‘blue budgie’, I mean one like this:

(I got this image off of google, but it is extremely similar to the bird I want!)

Please, please, PLEASE let me have him!!

Like and RB anywhere you can!

Please help me with this!!

- Riley

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needs this thanks

Friend has the sad???!!??!!!!!

I’m coming friend I’ll save you from the sad!!

I am here now you’re going to be okay!!!

You are so beautiful and i love you!!!

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Friend has the sad???!!??!!!!!

I’m coming friend I’ll save you from the sad!!

I am here now you’re going to be okay!!!

You are so beautiful and i love you!!!

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every single negative stereotype about women was dreamt up by men who were projecting. fight me about it.

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fuck yeah chief

Anyone else have a vague memory of going to Chuck e cheese and dancing to Party in the USA

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God save me

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Dans here to take the children to brutally beat and rape them by your request for only the price of 3 dollarooniodonies

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Save me from the nothing I’ve become

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Little Caesar’s new deep bong bitch tits flavored piZza is now available. Only 4.20.

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This one is really making me lose my mind and idk why

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Tumblr dashboard after NSFW ban (2018 Colorized)

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*my tumblr blog wakes up, tied up and in the back of a carriage*

“You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border back there, weren’t you?”

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god has abandoned us all

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death is a state I look forward to often

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I enjoy the consumption of rubbing alcohol

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gay fucking song and also a hella dead meme rewrite

Boy hit or miss

She took the fucking kids

(Ye)

You got a boyfriend I bet he likes to suck toes!

(Ya)

He gone find another trap and he won’t miss ya!

He gonna beat your ass and whip you like Phil Spector!