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SCP which is a furry that forcefully stuffs you into a fursuit

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SCP which is a gun that shoots firearms.

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SCP which is a simple link to a video of Rick Astly's "Never going to give you up" but whoever clicks on it is impulsed to sing said song until they die.

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Eccentric anime villain who dresses eccentrically and has fancy ass furniture: Oh ho ho, do you like my CLASSICAL MUSIC?

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Fuckin’ rats really be out here doing this huh?

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Okay so

I join and I figured out I can use HTML coding and I can export myself. Who here values being able to see?

I FIGURED OUT HOW TO EDIT OKAY!

I’ll just write funky facts about me that’ll work sure.

- My name is Pumpkaboom, but someone stole that name. So it’s no longer Pumpkaboom. My pronouns are whatever because my identity crisis are rampant.

- I don’t actually have that many funky facts about me, and I tend to blow up miniscule things.

- Did you know I bent my wrist back far and now I have permanent wrist damage that mom hasn’t taken me to the hospital for even though this is the UK and the NHS isn’t going to cripple us in debt?

- I like Splatoon a lot. I want to be a squid.

- Nah nah I wish squids were real.

- I am a non-capital G gamer. That means I play games like a normal bloody person and don’t feel the need to be sexist when a woman joins a VC.

- Oh y’know what just make me a TW tag I have no filter when it comes to what kind of vomit comes out of my brain. Doesn’t mean I’ll give up on tagging.

- Oh y’know that thing where you hang around people and then you sorta copy them? Like imagine that ten fold. My brain has tricked me into thinking I have things that I don’t.

- I’m an atheist. But not the Reddit kind where they’re like “Mmmyes this is an intellectual war on the religions that hold the constituencies together through the reganomics of the capitol” or whatever fuckin’ BS they say.

- Oh yeah I put the “bi” in “bible”.

- The last thing I googled was “Austin Powers My Underground Lair” it’s interesting that Rockstar Games made that.

- Oh tell ya what I’ve made some sick fuckin’ builds in Terraria.

- I talk to myself too much.

- I’m from the land of bad teeth and tea.

- Er... I wanna be a cursed blog I dunno fuckin’ unflitered thoughts like er... My bones are the only dry bones here. All of yours are wet.