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One time I was teaching a group of ten year olds and it was the last day of school before break so I let them watch a Disney movie. We voted and settled on Ratatouille, which is about a rat who violates health department standards.
We got to the pictured scene, where the snooty critic takes a bite of the dish our heroes have prepared and the taste transports him back to his humble childhood home where his mother used to make the same dish. He’s brought almost to tears by the taste and the beautiful memory it brings to mind.
I’m standing in the back of the room and at this moment, when the food touches his lips and the memory floods in, I hear one shy little boy whisper to himself “just like KFC.” He wasn’t trying to make a joke. Nobody but me could possibly have heard him. It was just his genuine unguarded reaction to the scene. Just like KFC.
I think about that a lot.
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Crying shaking vomiting I just realized the piggy who went to market isn’t buying groceries
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Carrie Bradshaw voice: and I couldn’t help but wonder - do androids dream of electric sheep?
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You can’t just declare a thumb war without an act of thumb congress and if you think we’re going to let this slide because of your support with the thumbs you’re dead fucking wrong.
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people just don’t describe things as ‘fergalicious’ anymore. It’s sad. She didn’t even go on that space trip there’s no reason not to use the term.
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It’s no pope sin real good right away shit don’t count for about three weeks.
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My mental health is hanging on by a thread right now I sure hope the seamless logo doesn’t change color because that would be the last god damn straw.
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Me, bullshitting:
Umm yeah it’s called Aragua? I think it’s a new cocktail bar or something. All I know is it’s very trendy it’s all over the news.
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If I can still see your ashes today that’s not faith you just nasty like come on god wants you to shower
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I should be able to gamble on whether or not Trump says the N-word in front of congress tonight. It’s honestly a failure of capitalism that I don’t even have the option.
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Tbf Mulan did make me gay

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I had a dream that David Lynch’s twin brother showed up in town and told us he had always wanted to know more about his brother and about the movie business. The twin, whose name was Divad, found his brother’s last script and started a production in his honor.
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Paul Verhoeven movie about Luigi Mangione would go hard af
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Written in gold.

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