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Am I the only one who notices that new pickup trucks are afflicted with like furry porn levels of cartoon masculinity in their angles and faces

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AFTG EXTRA CHAPTERS

For anyone wanting to read Nora’s aftg extra chapters

Here’s the link

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Owen: oh, that's on my birthday! I'll bring a cake Jazz: no, that's okay Owen: who doesn't like cake? Jazz: No, I like cake. I just refuse to eat it in celebration of... you.

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Owen: I've never put Nick Bell in danger Seth: remember that time you were dangling him over McMagnus bridge high off experimental drugs? Owen: I was not dangling him! ... I had him in a bridal carry.

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Seth: I just wanted you to know... I'll be mean to Owen if you want me to Nick: No, it's fine Seth: No really, I was planning on being mean to him anyways.

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Pyro Storm: do you think you can take Shadow Star? Nick: I mean, probably. He can't be that big. Pyro Storm: .... Nick: OH! You mean like in a fight? Ha, absolutely not.

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Nick: Seth said we're having burgers tonight Aaron: If Seth jumped off a bridge, would you? Nick: ... Aaron: Nicholas Bell! Nick: well- I mean it depends. Aaron: Don't jump off bridges! Nick: I wasn't planning on it! Aaron: But if Seht jumped off, would you? Nick: ... Aaron: NICK!

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Rebecca: You have a very hostile tone, Pyro Storm. Guardian: That's just how he sounds! He has an asshole voice. Everything's fine. Pyro, tell her everything's fine Pyro Storm: *with contempt* everything's fine

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Owen: I feel like you're judging me Seth: I'm not judging you! I am heavily judging your father, though.

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Martha: do you want to tell your uncle what happened after school today? Seth: huh? Oh, uh, I went on a date with Nicky. Martha: Not that! The other thing! Seth: Oh. The guy who tried to kill me? Martha: YES! The people who tried to kill you? Seth: Oh yeah. There's a new supervillain.

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Jazz: Why have you taped a piece of paper saying 'no' to you forehead? Seth: it's my reminder to not fight Owen Jazz: you can't see it? Gibby: it's not working very well Seth: ...pity.

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Seth: I'm never gonna get taller Martha: don't worry! I didn't hit my growth spurt until I was fifteen, neither did Bob. We're a family of late bloomers Seth: why's that matter? I'm adopted! Bob: Who told you!?

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Owen: I'm sure you're a very smart and honest person Seth: thank you. If I wasn't so honest, I'd return the compliment.

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Nick: this is bad! This is REALLY bad!

Jazz: what? What’s wrong?

Nick: I kissed Seth.

Jazz: woah…

Jazz: I owe Gibby so much money.

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Mateo: Jesus, how old are you?

Seth: I was born in 2005.

Mateo: Christ. That makes me feel like I’m having a stroke.

Seth: why? What year were you born

Mateo: Ninteen—

Nick: NINETEEN???

Mateo: …

Seth: …

Nick: …

Nick: your year starts with nineteen?

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Seth: I just wanted you to know that if you want me to be mean to Owen, I totally will.

Nick: No, Seth, you don’t have to do that. It’s fine, really.

Seth: Really, it’s no problem. I was planning on being mean to him anyway so this makes my job easier.