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odin borrson guy of all time. he's asexual. he's a slut. he has a horse called slippy who's technically his nephew. he once got tortured for nine days straight so he could infodump to a kid. he carved out his own eye for the gift of foresight then walked directly into the world's most obvious self-fulfilling prophecy. he's an aspie supremacist. he exclusively consumes alcohol. he made a blood pact with a gay jotun he met in the woods one day. he disembowelled a twelve-year-old out of spite. he's the spiritual predecessor of gandalf santa claus and harley quinn the batman villain. he hanged himself to learn the alphabet. he's probably non-binary but he has an apocalypse to avert so he doesnt care about that rn. he once dressed himself as a ferryman so he could roast his son for having no drip and a dead mum. he's simultaneously obsessed with self-preservation and deeply self-destructive. obsessed with him i hope he dies painfully
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people in my family love to pretend they're listening to me when i tell them i don't like a particular food and then get all up in arms when they offer me that food and i don't eat it
#literally I’m not even as picky as I used to be I’ve just literally always refused to eat fish bc I hate the texture#and yet!#I remember being literally a kindergartner and crying while eating cereal bc I Could Not eat the salmon everyone else was having#and got yelled at to the point where I fed myself#atp I just make pasta when that happens but like cmon man it’s not that hard just give me literally anything else
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sigfreyja for yuri day <3
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your discord pfp and your tumblr pfp are locked in a room together. what happens?
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i'm bored
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btw another maloki stroke of genius is making freyr's coping mechanisms retail therapy and binge eating. he's god of being rich and fertility and pleasure or whatev it checks out
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going through ibispaint and finding a bunch of old sketches that i kinda want to finish up girl i cannot be doing this when i still need to finish my art fight references ToT. anyway have this post-ragnarok sigyn from january that i never posted for some reason.
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your discord pfp and your tumblr pfp are locked in a room together. what happens?
#cas I would like you to remember what your previous pfp was on discord. that’s what happens.#but my discord pfp is a picrew of me and my tumblr one is a little friend (white breasted nuthatch) so I’m having a great time
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At least her boyfriend is travel-sized ig
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Odin character concept
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why's there a high of 99 this tuesday whaddahell
#literally#I’m from the Midwest so 99 in late June is like. annoying but normal. this summer I’m working in Colorado and wtf why is it 96??#I’m in the fucking mountains! they had snow on them last weekend! they do not now
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