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How I Shift On Command + How You Can Too
I don’t plan on posting anything other than this or starting a blog, so I don’t need anyone to “believe” in me. The only person you should trust is yourself—trust yourself to resonate positively with what you see online and click away if it doesn’t serve you. This is here for you to take from if it resonates. I literally only made this blog to post this here. My hope is that it reaches at least one person who can take something from this and apply it to their shifting journey. If not, and this post ends up here untouched, I’m just glad to finally get everything down in words and off my chest.
Jumping straight to the answer because I’m not going to make anyone sit through a long post for it. The rest, the "advice," is here if you want to read it.
The "method"
I figured out what works specifically for me as an individual instead of following everyone else’s journey. Everyone has their “thing” that makes shifting click, a sweet spot that makes reality shifting possible. For me, it’s a combination of the law of assumption and inducing an altered state of consciousness.
During the day, I spend time affirming—or sometimes just reminding myself or keeping a little note nearby—things like:
I can shift.
I know how to shift.
I could shift tonight.
Shifting is accessible to me.
At night, I watch videos, look at Pinterest boards, or listen to music that reminds me of my DR. This ingrains where I’m going in my brain. Sometimes I do this for fun, and other times I skip it entirely.
When I lay down, I always lie on my back and stay somewhat still because I like the feeling of my body going numb. This isn’t necessary to shift, but I enjoy it—it lets me feel the symptoms of hypnagogia (that in-between state of wakefulness and sleep).
To meditate quickly, I count from 1 to 100 with a few affirmations in between to remind myself of what I’m doing. I do this until my body goes numb, and I start messing up the counting. Usually, the mistakes or random, nonsensical thoughts are my signal to start shifting.
At this point, I begin affirming the things I affirmed during the day:
I could shift right now.
I have the ability to shift.
I have the power to shift at any moment.
While I do this, I focus on the feeling of being in my DR—not my surroundings, not my senses, just the internal feeling of being there.
This is where “brazen impudence” comes in. I hard-force myself to feel like I’m in my DR. It’s not about imagining my surroundings but purely about embodying the feeling of being there.
Hypnagogic imagery and sensations like floating often kick in at this point. These are symptoms of your body falling asleep so your awareness can take shape in that sweet spot for shifting.
I continue this, then stop and start counting from 1 to 100 again, with affirmations like:
I can shift.
I know how to shift.
I could shift right now.
Then I repeat the process: using brazen impudence to force myself to feel like I’m in my DR.
Eventually, I reach that threshold between sleep and wake—a liminal state of pure consciousness. Body asleep, mind awake, I call this the “rabbit hole” which is honstly just a deep state of hypnogogia. It’s a state where anything is possible: lucid dreaming, astral projection, slipping into the void, shifting—anything.
When I’m in this state, I use brazen impudence to force myself to feel like I'm shifting to my DR and don't take no for an answer (I tell myself I'm in Barbados and shut the door in my own face). This can involve affirmations or just talking myself through it, either way I wake myself up there. Occasionally, I simply relax, expect to wake up in my DR, fall asleep, and wake up shifted.
Does all that sound complicated? Let me simplify:
Lay down and get comfortable.
Count from 1 to 100 on a loop with affirmations in between until you mess up the counting, get sleepy, or have your mind wander. Like this:
Me: *counts from 1 - 100* Me: *says a few affirmations/askfirmations* Me: *counts from 1 - 100* Me: *says a few affirmations/askfirmations*
On a loop until...
Persist in the feel of being in your DR—not focusing on surroundings or senses, just the feeling. Feeling is the secret.
Alternate between steps 2 and 3 until you’re in that relaxed body asleep/mind awake state, OR just straight up hypnogogia tbh. (That is, if you don’t already shift lol)
From there, choose what feels right: shift from a lucid dream, affirm, slip into the void, or just feel yourself in your DR like I do, convince yourself that either you shifted and are there, or are shifting and will end up there.
One thing I’ll tell you now—regardless of your circumstances, how long you’ve been trying, how long it’ll take, who you are, etc—is that you already know how to shift. You, reading this right now. You know how to shift, and there’s nothing you did to learn it. There’s nothing you can do to unlearn it. It’s something that will stay with you until the end of time.
Why do you think people shift randomly without prior knowledge of shifting? Even people who don’t believe in it? It’s because everyone can shift. You can shift.
Right now, stop reading this post and say in your head or out loud, “I already know how to shift.” Or, if that doesn’t feel right, “I already have the ability to shift,” “No matter what, I have the power to shift,” or “My mind knows how to shift no matter what.”
Can you argue that? No, you can’t. And if your mind starts throwing out “buts,” go back and read that again.
Shifting isn’t difficult, and no one struggles to shift. I’m sure you’ve heard it before—that shifting is simple and happens in seconds—because it does. You don’t struggle with shifting. You can shift; everyone has the power to. What you “struggle” with, so to speak, is figuring out what works for you, what your brain likes, how it operates—because everyone is different.
What ended up working for me more than anything was figuring out how I operate and modifying shifting to fit me—not forcing myself to fit shifting.
Will my method work for everyone? I have no idea. Unless you assume it will work for you, this is what works for me. I’m me, and you’re you.
Before you say “Oh, but I’ve tried everything and nothing has worked so far” and expect me to sit here and ask you “but have you really tried everything? <3” , listen to me.
I could shift perfectly well with my own personal method before I started shifting regularly. I knew it worked well for my brain, but the thing that “blocked” me (so to speak) were my assumptions.
When you sit there and say “I’ve tried everything and nothing has worked” that’s your assumption about yourself. You believe that nothing works for you, that you don't know how to shift, that you’re this powerless, lost baby shifter who needs guidance.
There’s nothing wrong with this, it’s not your fault, and theoretically you could shift even with your “blockages” (I really hate that term), as shifting waits for no one.
This is why so many people shift randomly and with poor assumptions without meaning to. But you clicked on this because you want to know how you can shift consistently + on every time, and this is the answer I’m giving you.
You find out what works better for you, be it affirming, visualizing, scripting, shifting awake, shifting asleep, shifting with hypnagogia, shifting with hypnopompic, shifting through lucid dreams, shifting with brazen impudence, through SATs, robotic affirming, through letting go, through putting your DR on a pedestal, through listening to music, through law of assumption alone, and many more.
If that sounds overwhelming, please note that all of these are the same vehicles that get you to your destination. Just in different shapes and colors. Like how some people drive a car, others drive a motorcycle, others walk, others swim. The movement forward is always the same.
What you’re doing, no matter how you’re doing it or in whatever state of consciousness you’re doing it from, will always be:
Assume it's true, feel it, receive it. “Assume and persist,” “ground yourself in the assumption,” you’ve heard it all before.
How to Find What Makes You Shift On Command
You could either test different techniques (affirmations, visualizations, scripting, lucid dreaming, etc.) and see what feels natural to you.
You could (and I love this one because it’s a cheat code) Assume you already know what works, and let the law of assumption guide you. “Manifest it” so to speak.
Pay attention to your life, because you already shift on command, you've been doing it your whole life, but I guarantee you haven't noticed it. Pay attention to you, like how easily you slip into hypnagogia, your dream recall, or how strong your intuition is, maybe you put too much emotion into a scenario you don’t want in your life and it inherently manifests, things like that. Pay attention to the thing that makes you go “huh, that was weird”
“But Clover, I tried everything you mentioned above and still haven’t found my method!”
My darling. Listen up. Come closer—I’m about to let you in on a secret. The way you apply the law of assumption isn’t one-size-fits-all, because assumptions and beliefs are not linear. It's the same every time, yes, it's a law. But just like you, the way you can use it is unique to each person.
Let me tell you how easy it is so you don't think I'm over-complicating it
You could, for instance, believe you’ve got $1000 in your bank account right now and act like it, fully living in the end. Or you could believe you’re going to have $1000 in your account and act like it’s already on its way. Or maybe you believe something’s going to happen that’ll bring you that $1000.
The same applies to shifting. It’s been a game changer for me. I used to struggle so much with things like:
“You’re already in your DR, just act like it.”
“Ignore the 3D.”
“You’ve already shifted.”
Do those methods work? Absolutely, they work beautifully. But like I said, if it doesn’t feel good or true to you, don’t force it.
My dearest, darling reader. If the story you see in your 3D is that you can’t shift, can’t find what makes you shift, are you just going to sit there and accept it? What is more satisfying? Think with me here: accepting that you don’t know how to shift and cannot shift, or persisting that you do know how to shift?
“Clover, but I’ve been trying for 4 years! I’ve tried everything and I still haven’t shifted”
So that's your story? Your story, your assumption is that you’ve been trying for 4 years and haven’t shifted? If you’ve resonated with the phrase above, that’s your story. And there’s nothing wrong with it, but! there will be no magic solution for shifting. Or a magic method. Or a person like me giving you advice, that can make you shift without you changing your assumptions first.
“But I don’t want to reprogram my mind! It doesn’t work for me. I don’t want to do robotic affirming 24/7, I want results now!”
I know, right? It’s annoying having to do these 100-step methods, and drink charged water, and have to beg the universe for your desire, and loop affirmations in your mind that directly contradict what you’re experiencing in the 3D.
“Oh ignore the 3D, the 4D is your only real imagination!” they say, as you sit there, clutching your phone, rocking back and forth in bed, repeating affirmations you don’t resonate with while dreaming of being railed by your S/O.
Believe me, I've been there, wondering what the hell was wrong with me. I asked myself why couldn't these basic steps that worked for everyone else work for me. I blamed myself for not trying hard enough, for being lazy, for inconsistent. When all that time, the answer was me. I needed to manifest/shift in a way that felt good for me.
Just remember, the law of assumption isn't complicated, and the way you apply it is not one-size-fits-all. Reprogramming the mind through continuous repetition and affirmation works, and if that resonates with you or feels effective, you should absolutely go for it.
However, at its core, you don’t inherently need to reprogram your mind. It’s as simple as assuming your mind has already been reprogrammed and watching it unfold before your eyes. You do what feels right to you.
For example, if person A does better with visualization and listening to music, why on earth are they affirming and listening to subliminals?
If person B feels better scripting in a notebook, why the hell are they reprogramming their mind?
If person C feels good reprogramming their mind, why are they taking the simple route?
Funny, isn't it? Which is why if you've read all of this so far, and you have not resonated with it, just click away. Go find another post or advice that feels true to you. The words I'm writing right now are not universal, they're not the absolute truth. That's the beauty of the law of assumption. Whatever you believe to be true, becomes true.
I didn’t feel good with the affirmations “I’m already in my DR” and “I already shifted.” Do they work, are they true? Yup, but I didn’t feel good ignoring the 3D, even when I knew the 4D was the true reality. So I swapped them for affirmations like "I'm shifting to my DR", “I’m going to shift to my DR”, swapping things like “I already shifted” to “I’m shifting” because those are the kinds of affirmations my brain loves.
I've heard a silly bit of misinfo that these affirmations stating future events put you in an infinite loop, and that they don’t make you achieve your desire. That’s not true? At all? Makes me laugh, really. Because here I am, “master shifter” or whatever name people give it in this reality, shifting as much as I want to wherever I want with these types of affirmations.
Yet here I see every day on the internet, people implanting stubborn little rules and regulations to a practice that has been done for ages, a universal law that will work even when you don’t care for it to work.
How I Shifted The First Time
The law of assumption is what made me shift in the end. Initially, I surprised myself at the beginning of my shifting journey because I shifted three months after starting it. I woke up one morning in my DR room, felt it was real, knew it was possible, but accidentally shifted back because it was too good to be true.
What followed was a period of losing my mind; I shift back to my DR for a few seconds (mini-shifts), fully shifted to different rparallel ealities, and filled the hell out of shifting journals with my discoveries as I went along. But I never fully shifted to my DR and stayed there. I wanted to permashift. I was so focused on leaving my CR and going to my DR permanently, frustrated because I knew I could shift, knew how to in theory, but was stuck in this endless loop of assuming I couldn't make myself shift and had to rely on spontaneous shifts.
And then one night it clicked when I was reflecting on the law of assumption and reality shifting. I knew shifting was real. I knew I could shift. Everyone can shift. I had shifted before. I would continue to shift even if I gave up on shifting. I could shift that night if I wanted to. I could shift that night even if I didn't want to. I knew how to shift. And so do you.
These are all assumptions I went to sleep with in mind, laying there, feeling like an idiot as it all clicked for me.
If there was no doubt in my mind that I could shift that night, why wouldn’t I be able to shift?
What followed was an overwhelming sense of peace washing over me. I let go. What more was there to be done? I could shift. There was no crying or screaming that could make me shift more than I could right then.
I laid there and started my process. Just like I mentioned earlier. I began counting from 1 - 100 on a continuous loop. With affirmations that I could shift, I knew how to shift , I could shift that night.
And then I reached hypnagogia, and began inducing the feeling of being in my DR, just like I mentioned earlier. That liminal space rabbit hole shortly followed. I could go anywhere I wanted then. I could lucid dream. I could astral project. I could slip into the void. I could shift, and I did. Just…letting go and inducing the feeling of being in my DR. Not the surroundings, not the 5 senses, no affirmations. Just knowing that I was in my Dr.
It was peaceful.
I was at ease.
And then I was woken up by a violent crack of thunder because my dumbass scripted my DR wakeup scenario to be in the middle of spring, and it was raining -_-
I woke up in my DR, fully grounded, fully there, pinching my skin purple because I couldn't believe I was looking out the window at my DR city.
I wish I could tell you that I remained cool, but I so didn’t. I sat in bed for a good 10 minutes, mouth agape, repeating “oohh fuck it’s real….ohhh my god it’s real…whaaat the hell.”
And then I paced around my room panicking, giggling like an idiot, checking my DR phone because all my friends and DR life was on there as evidence, opening drawers, looking at myself in the mirror, and straight-up freaking out.
What followed after that was incredible, something I lack the words to describe. I spent a few weeks in my DR before shifting back, spending a few weeks here and then shifting back–here, back, here, back and forth, spending more time in my DR then my CR to the point where I consider my DR my true reality, and this one as my “other” reality.
I shifted back here in early December of last year, and I’m here now before I shift back permanently—meaning, I’ll shift there, and then the next time I shift will be to another DR or a waiting room somewhere in the multiverse. I’m taking a "break" so to speak and hanging out here until events I scripted in my DR start to happen, and my life changes (positively, all good things I assure).
I’m not sure if the person or people who find this post will care, but my other reality was originally called my “Witch DR”, where, as the name suggests, I’m a witch :) But not the fun kind, with a broomstick, a cauldron, and a pet cat though 😂The kind where I have to be up early for work in the mornings, can’t keep a cat because the building I live in doesn’t allow it, and have more responsibilities there than I do in this reality.
One thing I didn’t expect about shifting before I lived there the first time is that—it’s life. You will have good days. You will have bad days. You will fuck up. You will laugh so hard that soda comes out of your nose. You will cry more than you ever have. And the people you once saw on a TV screen are very real, and can be very annoying lol. I miss my DR friends dearly right now, but I can’t go poking around the internet for videos and pictures of them because it feels so weird.
Gut feelings are strange. I use them as a compass in both realities whenever I have to manually flap the butterfly’s wings and take a route. I felt compelled to write this post, and I’m not sure why. But if what this post has the power to help one singular person and help them realize their power, I'll be beyond happy.
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Alright so question for shifters
What is a good time ratio? I always struggle with that while scripting because I have no sense of time management
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࣪ ∔݃ HOW TO SPICE UP A BORING DR
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mysterious disappeances start happening
new people moving into your neighbourhood
finding a magical portal/item
finding a treasure map
start trainhopping
script in a secret admirer
script in concerts and festivals
script in a secret hangout
script in a secret tunner system
script in a forest that nobody enters because legend says its haunted
go on a road trip
start a prank war with your friends
adopt a pet
script in a forbidden love story or love triangle
start a vlog channel or blog
script in a penpal
get involved in a cult
script in a train with no destination, it just drives through beautiful places
run away
script in that everyone tells you their secrets
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✶ ACTIVITIES FOR SHIFTERS ✶
(mostly in your cr)
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journal as your dr self
make a collage about your dr self (face claim, hair claim, body claim, hand claim, pets, room, house, style, general vibe)
write love letters to your s/o
watch storytimes of other ppl shifting to ur dr
make your social media profiles (twinote)
make moodboards for your drs/people in your drs
design your outfits (everyday, red carpet etc)
make a uquiz called “which one of my drs are you”
think of a trend to start in your fame dr
make up slang that people in your dr use
make shifting memes
make your dr room in roomsxyz
design your dr camera roll (from pinterest or go for a walk and take the pictures yourself)
go out and take pictures of places that remind you of your dr
draw/make picrews of your dr selves/friends
fill in pinterest templates about your dr self and your dr friends
make up a holiday and script it in your dr
make your own notion script template
make your own timetable for your school dr (make up new classes)
make a shifting bingo card of things you want to do in your dr
make posters about your drs (movies you acted in, your band, your school etc)
make yourself look like your dr self
go on google maps and walk around the area you want to shift to/serach up a yt video of someone walking around that place
organize your wardrobe and outfits (pinterest, combyne)
make up the whole film lore for your actor dr
write down (or even make up new) foods you would like to eat in your dr
make a playlist about your s/o or just dr in general
make up shifting methods
write down shifting methods, try them out and rate them
research the void state
make new places ans their lore for your dr, find pictures
watch documentaries about shifting
scroll through shifting tumblr and reddit
write down what a typical day in the life looks like for your dr self and follow that schedule for a day
write articles about your fame dr drama
script in a new tiktok trend you can do with your s/o
plan a halloween group costume for your dr self and friends
make a vision board for each dr
invent your own currency system for your dr
design a flag for the place youre shifting to
design merch for your fame dr
give random memes a twist so they would be about your dr
script a secret society (a hidden group in your dr with its own rituals, symbols and purpose)
design and script in tattoos for your dr self
write fanfic about random people in your dr/you and someone else from your dr
create new seasons for your dr
invent new amusement park rides to ride in your dr
invent a new zodiac system for your dr
make a board game based on your dr (locations, inside jokes etc)
script in a new restaurant and menu specifically for you
start a tumblr blog just for your dr (post things like day in the life of me, haul of what i just bought, new concert announcement etc)
make comics about your drs
make your own shifting school system (script: schedule, homework, building, uniform, topics you study, friend group, foods they offer during lunch, dorm room etc)
make a wikipedia about your (fame) dr self
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"I had a dream about my dr but I didn't shift.." GIRL . . . . . . . . . .
Dreams are often overlooked in the shifting community, and I’d like to share my perspective on this.
Why do you feel upset when you only dream about your desired reality instead of actually shifting? I understand it can be disappointing, especially when you’ve put in the effort and energy to shift, but we shouldn't dismiss dreams in this process.
When you use dream methods, you're essentially training your subconscious to remember your goal of shifting. If you're dreaming about your desired reality, it’s a sign that your subconscious is engaged and actively working towards that goal. It indicates that your mind is becoming familiar with the concept of shifting, and through these dreams, your desired reality can start to feel more natural and attainable.
Moreover, dreams can serve as a bridge to deeper understanding and connection with your desired reality. They allow you to explore the scenarios, emotions, and characters within your desired world, which can enhance your overall experience when you do achieve a successful shift. Instead of viewing dreams as mere distractions or failures, consider them as valuable practice sessions, where your mind is rehearsing the experiences you long for.
A common issue among many shifters is that they tend to place their desired reality on a pedestal, which can create unnecessary pressure. This mindset can lead to frustration and feelings of inadequacy when things don’t go as planned. I don’t mean to generalize, but I believe many can relate to this. Embracing your dreams as part of the shifting journey can be a valuable step in the process.
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When we recognize that dreams are a form of progress, we can shift our mindset from one of disappointment to one of appreciation. Each dream can offer insights, help to clarify our desires, and even strengthen our intention to shift. So the next time you find yourself feeling discouraged about dreaming instead of shifting, take a moment to reflect on the significance of those dreams and the role they play in your journey. They are not just fleeting images ; they are a testament to your commitment and the groundwork for the experiences you wish to create.
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What do you mean I can't shift cause I made shifting a need? What??
I saw a guy talking about shifting and that when it becomes a need, it becomes a blockage.
I don't know how to make it something other than a need, because I want, and need to leave this place. I want my boyfriend already??
Any tips on how to not make shifting a need? Cause I'm pretty sure that's my blockage but I don't know how
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What Does Shifting Look Like?


I think some people are kind of confused on what shifting can look like. Some of my asks think it has to be a portal or wormhole. I think lucid dreamers are quite capable and do shift like that. But I’ve personally never done it. I don’t actively lucid dream, so I wouldn’t know. For me it’s either some senses shift in and out of that reality, or it’s like snapping fingers. It all depends on how set you are on shifting. If you’re positively neutral, then it might be drawn out. If you are completely sure it is instant. I’ll talk more about neutrality soon. I’ll tell you what the process looked for me yesterday. Where I live is a little far from town so when we run out of groceries. We have to drive into the city to get them. I’ve been a little sick, so I didn’t go. While, I have the house to myself I decided I would shift. So I laid down in my bed with a music playlist put on low and closed my eyes. I like to remain completely still when I shift most times because it is naturally easy for me to feel disconnected. Although, I know a lot of people don’t like it.
Then with the music on, I began thinking of scenes in my head and like lopping them over and over. I then shifted to a beach. Some atrocity committed on a beach. There were 14 dead, but I can’t place which life this belongs to. Women, and children lied out on the beach while they were fishing. It wasn’t my tribe but a neighboring one. I do remember which beach it was exactly, I was called to go look at it with some of the other tribes, but there was no resolution. Don’t worry, everyone was brought back to life pretty quickly since it has been less that 30 hours. So I suspect this was life 5 or 8 because there were weird occurrences going on. I’m leaning towards 8. I snapped out of it and immediately went to thinking why wasn’t anyone talking about what happened. I felt anguish and was very upset. Until I realized that was a different place, and no one would know what was going on.
Anyways, I continued on and decided I would be there in my desired reality. I immediately smelled where I was and the scent is sweet. I think felt myself laying there and I heard the vibrations and the singing cliffs of the place I was going to. I almost forgot how loud that world is. And then I felt my hand on the side of my face like when you’re propping your head up. The bed got really soft almost like fluffy sand. I turned over maybe in that reality and I literally just sank into it. I knew I had shifted and would open my eyes shortly. Then I decided I was bored and snapped out of it completely. Every time I decide not to shift and wake up, I get all groggy and it’s hard to pull myself out. Almost like resistance. I’d say it’s very similar to when you take yourself out of sleep paralysis. Like your body and mind is fighting to stay in it, but you win. This took me maybe 6 minutes to do.
It really is pretty simple to shift. Being a little awake is helpful for me. So like two hours after you wake, or maybe two hours after a nap before bed. Symptoms can occur I think like when you feel yourself spinning etc. But don’t pay too much attention. The focus should be on where you are going. Don’t get too caught up in looking behind. I have been up two hours now, so I think I might shift again but I don’t know if I’ll stay there yet. Shifting is second nature to me really. Decide where you want to go and be there. There’s not much else to it.

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⚠️Not Shifting Related⚠️
Anyone else absolutely terrified of the next fours years? Like Tr*mps not even in office yet and so many things are already happening like I’m already dreading it I’m so scared.
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PJO dr as incorrect quotes (predicted)
Nico: *Yells at Leo in Italian*
Leo: *Yells back in Spanish*
Piper: *Interrupts them in French*
Medea/Me: *Tries to mediate in German*
Percy: What the fuck is happening here?
Medea: People always say 'fuck around and find out' as if that's a bad thing. I love finding out. I need to understand
Madea: Guys, I figured out a fool proof way to figure out if someone is evil!
Annabeth: And that is…?
Madea: If they don’t like Hazel, then they’re pure evil!
Hazel: I don’t think—
Nico: No, they're right for once. That is a fool proof method
*At some point in the future*
Madea: So, you and Annabeth just got married
Percy: Yeah
Madea: She walked down the aisle, said her vows, you said yours, now you're married. By law
Percy: That is true
Madea: And Reyna and I are in a queerplatonic relationship and married by law
Percy: That's also the truth
Madea: So... do you forgive me for my old crush on Annabeth?
Percy: Absolutely not
Madea: DUDE
Chiron: I'm not mad, I just want to know why you need a fake ID?
Madea: *Mumbles*
Chiron: What was that?
Madea: ...You need to be over 18 to hold the puppies at PetCo
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idk how i'm gonna be acting nonchalant in my dr for FIVE FUCKING YEARS during my slowburn bc bro canonically looks like a roman god and ykw i don't think i'm gonna make it ten minutes
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Something I really hate as a non-cis person is coughing while standing up and becoming away of my entire anatomy
#like “AH MY UTERUS”#“MY CHILDBEARING HIPS”#why did the gods curse me so#*shakes fist at the clouds*#ignore my yapping
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Honestly I really want to punch Calypso in the face sometimes
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Thinking about that one time I was affirming "I am shifting to my dr," but I was so sleepy my brain changed it to "I am shifting to the diddy party" and I busted out laughing
HELL NO I ain't shifting to the diddy party 😭
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。゚゚・。・゚゚。 ゚. October will bring blessings.
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I’m Arthur Conan Doyle of the late 1800’s writing my book, I sure hope a major verb in the English language doesn’t shift meaning in the next couple hundred years
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your already in your dr, act like it.
i have some news for you lovely shifters out there.
• shifting found you for a reason.
think back on it. what was your life like when shifting found you? how did the knowing that you could shift realities make you feel? how did it change your life? not everyone out there has the privilege of knowing or even believing in shifting. i truly believe that being in the know of the powers of yourself and shifting is a great gift.
• you are in control of you life and your reality.
lets go back to the basics of loa 101. your thoughts create the reality around you. think about it. think about all the times you had a negative thought about yourself or thought you were "ugly" you ended up feeling worse, and even physically looking worse. thats because your genuine assumption about yourself shifted your reality. this is why mental diets and law of assumption are key to shifting. your thoughts and your consciousness are your greatest tools, use them to your advantage and realize you are already exactly where you want to be. you are in your desired reality. and so it is. and on that note.
dont dwell, you already have what you want. you are powerful.
once you know you are a master shifter and you are already in your desired reality, assume that role. no matter what, stick to your assumption. reflect that in the 3d. why are you desperately looking at methods and getting demotivated when your already in your dr? remind yourself who you are and the power you have over this reality.
i just wanted to give a bit of shifting advice that helped me greatly in my journey, please remember you are special, you have complete control of your reality, and its your world 🎀🎀
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