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dungeonblrrrrrr ( yes i am watching dungeon meshi. how'd you know)

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🧜🏻‍♀️ totally-a-mermaid Follow

heyy party at The Glistening Lake 2nite... bring alll ur friends ahahaa

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Oh I love merfolk! I'll be sure to stop by! :)

🪓 yronn-destroyerofgoblins Follow

this guy is so dead

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🔥 firetypist Follow

anyone know some level 5 explosion spells please please please please

#im sick of these fucking goblins dude

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🍖 senshi-of-izganda Follow

Hey kids! Did you know:

monster yummy

🗡 touden1 Follow

so true!!!

🧝🏻‍♀️ the-friendiful-caster Follow

NO IT IS NOT

#STOP DOING THIS TO ME

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🗝 inkeep-polodos Follow

guys please stop spending one night and not paying me literally any gold. i will blacklist you

🧌 the-basher46335 Follow

we no have much shinies.

🗝 inkeep-polodos Follow

THEN MAKE MORE SHINIES

🐎 centaurus Follow

YEAAAH SPEAK YO SHIT POLODOS!!!!

#dont play with him

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🐎 centaurus Follow

i am just a girl with more leg and stamina than you. trot trot trot gallop

#taur.txt

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🙇🏽‍♂️ guywithquestions Follow

#the askerrrr

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the end . i feel like i couldve added more but whatever

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Cat Tumblr Dashboard Simulator

🖋️ meowful-musings Follow

🕊️ birdwatching Follow

what's wrong with dry food??? my humans feed me it all the time and i think it's fine

💀 elusivehider-deactivated948204

op wheres the natural feeding option

🌲 outdoorsy Follow

you guys are getting fed?

#im a barn cat so maybe im missing something here #meowtthew don't look

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☀️ pawsitive-affurmations Follow

ITS OKAY TO BE A MOGGIE

ITS OKAY TO BE A MOGGIE

YOU ARE NOT LESS VALID IF YOU ARE NOT A SPECIFIC PEDIGREE!!!!!

☀️ pawsitive-affurmations Follow

extra special shout out to cats who have "common" coat colors. grey tabbies and black cats i am rubbing against your head affectionately <3

🪤 m0usetrap01 Follow

as a grey tabby i really needed to hear this :"3

#i feel like i never see positivity posts for moggies even tho we're the most common type of cat....

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🎵 rage-against-the-meowchine Follow

i cant believe there are cats ACTUALLY advocating for kittens to be separated from their mothers before 12 weeks??? kittens still need to learn how to interact with other cats before being placed into their furever home omg you guys know you're advocating for undersocialized and aggressive cats right

❤️ loving-paws284 Follow

um op some of us??? matured early??????? i was separated from my mother at 7 weeks and i turned out fine... interesting how you assume that kittens being separated from their mothers at a younger age will lead to the degeneracy of the next generation...hmm i wonder where i've heard that before...

🐈 fluffy-the-cat Follow

OP got bit too hard during a play-fight as a kitten and it shows XD

🐟 tunafeesh Follow

also op have you ever considered that just because somecat is kind of scared and unable to deal with strange cats or humans, it doesn't mean they don't deserve to be adopted?? you sound like a vet psyop honestly

🎵 rage-against-the-meowchine Follow

oh meow god saying that kittens should be fully weaned before leaving their mother is NOT veterinarian rhetoric and i never said that they deserve to be euthanized!!! my mother literally died when i was 3 weeks old and it seriously messed up my development so stop putting words in my mouth, thanks

anyway friendly reminder that underweaned kittens are prone to illness and often struggle with basic cat behaviors like litterbox usage, and in some nyavinces it's even considered kitten abuse

#discourse #cant believe "kitten abuse is bad" is controversial now

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🍃 naturalliving Follow

BORN TO DIE

WORLD IS A FUCK

猫神 Kill Em All 1989

I am trash cat

410,757,864,530 DEAD BIRDS

#outdoorliving #outdoorcats please interact #outdoorcat friendly

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🎣 salmonpurina Follow

can't believe cats are uncritically reblogging that born to die world is a fuck post. i know it's funny but op is literally an outdoor cat truther

#like cmon now you just have to go to their blog #lulu speaks

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💀 tabbystripes-deactivated098712

gentle reminder that pushing cups off the table is not cute and can cause a lot of distress in your human!!!! gentle reminder that our teeth and claws can easily hurt them more than they can hurt us!!!!

🐰 evil-tabbystripes Follow

evil reminder that the cup should always be pushed off the table. evil reminder that you should always bite and claw at your human no matter what. you can do whatever you want forever

💀 tabbystripes-deactivated098712

make your own pawst

💀 laser-point-deactivated8574721

umm i know a tomcat who did that and his human ended up putting him down so...

👬🏻 nyasunaruenjoyer Follow

Nyaverage shelter cat behavior

#not nyaruto #re-nyab #pickles shut up

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🌈 nyaoi-warrior Follow

saw two male cats sleeping together on the porch today. homeow behavior imo

💡 discourse-meows Follow

hey um what the fuck??? it's really not okay of you to go assuming other cat's sexualities, especially cats you don't even know???? as a queer cat i'm VERYY uncomfortable. real-ass cats didn't consent to your nyaoi fetish, thanks

🌈 nyaoi-warrior Follow

1. i was making. a joak

2. i'm literally gay???

#literally what's your pawblem

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🎩 amazingcatshow12 Follow

reblog if you've ever caught the laser pointer

🎩 amazingcatshow12 Follow

i know you fuckers are lying

🍭 gaykittens Follow

this tom hasn't caught the laser pointer

🎩 amazingcatshow12 Follow

shut the heull up

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🐾 b-e-a-n-t-o-e-s Follow

grey toebeans >>>>>>>>> pink toebeans and don't let the haters make you believe otherwise

🐁 ladymouser Follow

op shut the fuck up ALL toebeans are beautiful!!! just bc you're miserable and insecure doesn't mean you can bring others down based on things they can't control

🐾 b-e-a-n-t-o-e-s Follow

oh so the cat-human separationist wants to preach to us

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ROBOT GROUPCHAT

⚙️ buts-and-notls

just got some new oil

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🔩 clankbrain

My Limbs Really Squeaky Rn. Anybody Got Some WD-40?

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🤖 oil-drinker1940

These Newer Models Will Never Understand The Struggle Of Having To Jumpstart Yourself With Another Robot...

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📻 ofthefuture

i wanna be a transformer when i upgrade...

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🚀 eatmyrocketblasters

feelin like megaman rn. the hoes love my blasters, all 3 levels... she mega on my man till i blast..

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🖥 deathbymetalcrusher

im spending all my money on trying to be like mettaton from undertale soo bad. i don't even have hair

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👦 dismantlerguy3629141

Hey guys come on down to the junkyard for a FREE upgrade!!!!

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Could u imagine if spiders had tumblr… it’d be called spidblr….

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🕷️webwarrior

Goddddd this fuckin cicada won’t stop screeching in my web. Like pls just shut up and succumb to ur fateee

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🕸️ogre-webberrr

hey guys it’s getting kinda bright out lmao

🕸️ogre-webberrr

AAAAUGHHHHHH

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🕷️burrowmama

My special little skrunkly <3

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🟨honey-builderrdeactivated12012023

Just found a flower! Let’s get this bread!

🟨honey-builderrdeactivated12012023

what’s with this weird crabby thing on it lmao

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🕷️trapdoor-builder86

WHO IN GODS NAME IS BOTHERING ME AT MY DOOR AT THIS GODDAMN HOUR⁉️

🕷️trapdoor-builder86

Nvm it was a yummy cricket

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hahahaaa why is the poll like that. is this a bug

if humans had wings (basically angels but not holy at all)

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🫧 dyed-wings-society Follow

Hey guys, just a PSA to not use BloodFeather's products. Their dye can really mess your wings up since they're loaded with unnatural and unsafe chemicals. Im suprised ppl r still buying this stuff when theres way better alternatives (TRUEFLYGHT, StuffOfDreams, etc.)

🦋 whats-a-wingspan-again Follow

hey op. what do you do if you use this stuff. op. op i just split dyed my wings with this stuff op. help it burns

🪷 flylow-glidehigh Follow

oh i know this one!!! immediately get into a hot bath with all your good products (like soap, softner, whatev) and soak wings for about 5 minutes till the color starts coming off. rinse and repeat till it's all gone!! though, in more severe cases, you might have to get it treated at the doctors (lets hope this isn't the case)

🦋 whats-a-wingspan-again Follow

ARGHH THANK YOU SO MHCH YOU WONDERFUL PERSON.

#this is gonna take so long #but worth it #i hope they ban this stuff from stores #ok no more tags i gotta run

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🪽 winged-folk-polls Follow

#collecting info

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🍯 gladiatorofgliding Follow

hate how theres not representation for people who actually can't fly. id kill for a movie where the main character can only slightly hover above the ground for a few seconds and/or glide. i want to see a movie where the main characters wings haven't fully grown in yet due to a disability. please.

🎰 overdecoratedexplosion Follow

let me introduce you to scootaloo from my little pony.

🍯 gladiatorofgliding Follow

THIS IS MY DAUGHTER NOW. I LOVE HR SO MUCH THANK YOU FOR THIS

🪀 childrens-show-mentions Follow

Scootaloo from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

#media: mlp:fim

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🎧 touchdowntoearth Follow

ok guys.do not fly with headphones in. i couldn't hear anything and i was so deep into my flying session that i crashed into a literal flying class for youngins and. oh my god i feel so bad nobody talk to me

💌 cupidology Follow

#posts that have 10,000 notes

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if humans had wings (basically angels but not holy at all)

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🫧 dyed-wings-society Follow

Hey guys, just a PSA to not use BloodFeather's products. Their dye can really mess your wings up since they're loaded with unnatural and unsafe chemicals. Im suprised ppl r still buying this stuff when theres way better alternatives (TRUEFLYGHT, StuffOfDreams, etc.)

🦋 whats-a-wingspan-again Follow

hey op. what do you do if you use this stuff. op. op i just split dyed my wings with this stuff op. help it burns

🪷 flylow-glidehigh Follow

oh i know this one!!! immediately get into a hot bath with all your good products (like soap, softner, whatev) and soak wings for about 5 minutes till the color starts coming off. rinse and repeat till it's all gone!! though, in more severe cases, you might have to get it treated at the doctors (lets hope this isn't the case)

🦋 whats-a-wingspan-again Follow

ARGHH THANK YOU SO MHCH YOU WONDERFUL PERSON.

#this is gonna take so long #but worth it #i hope they ban this stuff from stores #ok no more tags i gotta run

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🪽 winged-folk-polls Follow

#collecting info

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🍯 gladiatorofgliding Follow

hate how theres not representation for people who actually can't fly. id kill for a movie where the main character can only slightly hover above the ground for a few seconds and/or glide. i want to see a movie where the main characters wings haven't fully grown in yet due to a disability. please.

🎰 overdecoratedexplosion Follow

let me introduce you to scootaloo from my little pony.

🍯 gladiatorofgliding Follow

THIS IS MY DAUGHTER NOW. I LOVE HR SO MUCH THANK YOU FOR THIS

🪀 childrens-show-mentions Follow

Scootaloo from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

#media: mlp:fim

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🎧 touchdowntoearth Follow

ok guys.do not fly with headphones in. i couldn't hear anything and i was so deep into my flying session that i crashed into a literal flying class for youngins and. oh my god i feel so bad nobody talk to me

💌 cupidology Follow

#posts that have 10,000 notes

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we should criminalize ace trainers battling with their rhyperiors on the fucking I-40 when i'm trying to get to work on time. there is a goddamn BLISSEY on the road

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🎡 so-fucking-wurmple Follow

dear jirachi please send me 1,000,000,000p ^_^ (brink of tears)

🎡 so-fucking-wurmple Follow

GUYS GUYS THIS POST WAS A JOKE

I JUST GOT A CALL FROM MY MOM AND SAHHLJBGF[L;DLKJLFGDI SHE SENT ME A FREE SUPER POTION

THIS POST WORKS

🏖 hoennianblues Follow

Always reblog Lucky Jirachi Post

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🌖 solgayleo Follow

i just saw another Youngster throwing a pokéball into the water and it completely missed and he didn't even bother to scoop up the broken pieces. i'm so fucking disappointed with this generation see this is why lapras are so endangered because they keep fuckin Literally Choking On Net Balls that you don't bother to clean up. this is one of the most bueatiful shores in the world and there are only 40 lapras left IN EXISTENCE and one washed up just last week please please please STOP SURFING and STOP BATTLING on the ocean

🏞 hurdurrgurdurr Follow

THIS!!!!! ^^^^ SIGNAL BEAM

💽 adultyoungster Follow

if you dont rb this post lets just say we're making eye contact

🛳 hmmmmsurf Follow

Wait what is op talking about? Lapras officially stopped being endangered back in 2016 and are actually an overeffective predator that are driving gastrodon populations almost to extinction in some parts of alola. This is actually just blatant misinformation? I guess??

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I gained a net 0 amount of information from this post 😭

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🦠 sh1nyd3x Follow

need

🕰 omega-evolution Follow

"this is my beautiful baby his name is #00FF0E"

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🪁 macrobyke Follow

can we please normalize battling people without making eye contact. "oh oh oh its polite to warn people before you battle them!!!!" L + ratio + skill issue + never let em know your next move + dragonite use hyper beam

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if tumblr existed during the events of FNAF.

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ℹ️ thatskepticalblog Follow

why is nobody talking about the fact some kids went to that Freddy Fazbear's location and went missing ?? does nobody else find this weird or?

#skeptical yet again #isnt that suspicious. #🔎

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🧸 fredbears-family Follow

hey how come they opened up another freddy's location after that bite incident a few years ago in 83? don't get me wrong, i love that place to bits but why did they just keep continuing their business lol

⚠️ ionlyspeakthetruth Follow

Profit. Also so people would just forget about it like it never happened.

🔦 robostuffguy Follow

change ur url 😭 that wasn't the only reason it shut down, it was also because of the multiple springlock accidents. fazbear entertainment tends to sweep things under the rug so they don't get sued or anything.

🧸 fredbears-family Follow

the fucking

what

accidents.

⚙️ pplfindingoutthings

Thought everyone knew this.

#people finding out things #favorite edition

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💾 guynamedjeremyf Follow

hey guys i just got a new job at one of the Freddy's locations. wish me luck as it is a graveyard shift!

#lifeupdates

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