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if humans had wings (basically angels but not holy at all)
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🫧 dyed-wings-society Follow
Hey guys, just a PSA to not use BloodFeather's products. Their dye can really mess your wings up since they're loaded with unnatural and unsafe chemicals. Im suprised ppl r still buying this stuff when theres way better alternatives (TRUEFLYGHT, StuffOfDreams, etc.)
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hey op. what do you do if you use this stuff. op. op i just split dyed my wings with this stuff op. help it burns
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oh i know this one!!! immediately get into a hot bath with all your good products (like soap, softner, whatev) and soak wings for about 5 minutes till the color starts coming off. rinse and repeat till it's all gone!! though, in more severe cases, you might have to get it treated at the doctors (lets hope this isn't the case)
🦋 whats-a-wingspan-again Follow
ARGHH THANK YOU SO MHCH YOU WONDERFUL PERSON.
#this is gonna take so long #but worth it #i hope they ban this stuff from stores #ok no more tags i gotta run
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#collecting info
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🍯 gladiatorofgliding Follow
hate how theres not representation for people who actually can't fly. id kill for a movie where the main character can only slightly hover above the ground for a few seconds and/or glide. i want to see a movie where the main characters wings haven't fully grown in yet due to a disability. please.
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let me introduce you to scootaloo from my little pony.
🍯 gladiatorofgliding Follow
THIS IS MY DAUGHTER NOW. I LOVE HR SO MUCH THANK YOU FOR THIS
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Scootaloo from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
#media: mlp:fim
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🎧 touchdowntoearth Follow
ok guys.do not fly with headphones in. i couldn't hear anything and i was so deep into my flying session that i crashed into a literal flying class for youngins and. oh my god i feel so bad nobody talk to me
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whenever someone refers to the haters they’re talking about me, that’s how mythologically immense my hatred is
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i said you weren't ready for real posting but I lied. Im not ready for real posting
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im gonna be like maia crimew one day
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woke up at 2:30. falseposted. time to go back to sleep.
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should i start labeling my false posts w falseposting
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Im really fucking close to start falseposting on hermitwt because everytime someone is like „what hermitcraft pov should I watch ^_^“ and no one is saying falsesymmetry I want to explode into one million pieces
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Howdy!
its been 8 freaking months of post-breakup phase/villain arc/character development arc/hoe phase/disgrace or whatever y'all call it. Although I appreciate this time. Never thought I had so much in me. Never thought I used to lie to myself so much back then. But I guess, in the end we all win, huh? I really don't know what I'm gonna use this tumblr account for. Its been so busy these days! Tomorrow's another MUN scheduled for me to slay. They say, its unlikely for a newcomer to start winning awards in University MUNs so early. Well, I've done it within 3 MUNs lmao, securing a ducking international award. Call me a narcissist but that's crazy stats for anyone to demonstrate lol. Honestly, I don't miss myself anymore. I don't miss that loser who'd always put everyone else before himself. I'm glad that she killed that persona in me, because if she didn't, I'd never get to know who I was meant to be. Who would've thought a softy that I used to be would deal with academics, MUNs, a real fucking job and yet have enough time to hit the gym! Definitely not me if you asked me back in February 2023. FEBRUARY FUCKING 2023... Man, I would've died for that person. But most importantly, I was living for that person. I don't hate her anymore for what she did. I'm just glad that after all that, after she dared to publicly falsepost about me, saying that I've spread rumors about her, and even stooping so low to make fun of the psychiatric treatment I was going through; I survived. Or should I say, I died only to come back way more superior. Wish I could thank her for the damage she had caused, but I'd rather her be in the blocklist than anywhere near me. That's where she belongs. And if all I've heard about her is true afterall, I'd just say, she'll know how life on earth is always fair-square.
The most beautiful, yet scariest part bout life is, it goes on. Regardless of whether you're ready for it or not. At last, only the winners stay on track, while the others lose. And I refuse to lose this time around.
Let us never surrender,
For the glory and the fall!
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aroace flag picked from falses empires skin :)
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Boy howdy I wish this fandom could consistently remember women exist
#not the worst by a long shot for thst#but oof#recent falseposting has been excellent thankfully#salem chatter
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if tumblr existed during the events of FNAF.
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why is nobody talking about the fact some kids went to that Freddy Fazbear's location and went missing ?? does nobody else find this weird or?
#skeptical yet again #isnt that suspicious. #🔎
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🧸 fredbears-family Follow
hey how come they opened up another freddy's location after that bite incident a few years ago in 83? don't get me wrong, i love that place to bits but why did they just keep continuing their business lol
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Profit. Also so people would just forget about it like it never happened.
🔦 robostuffguy Follow
change ur url 😭 that wasn't the only reason it shut down, it was also because of the multiple springlock accidents. fazbear entertainment tends to sweep things under the rug so they don't get sued or anything.
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the fucking
what
accidents.
⚙️ pplfindingoutthings
Thought everyone knew this.
#people finding out things #favorite edition
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hey guys i just got a new job at one of the Freddy's locations. wish me luck as it is a graveyard shift!
#lifeupdates
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btw I finally got around to watching false. if you notice an increase in falseposting.
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Hey guys!At Deekit we recently launched another product on Product Hunt. We had a ton of sleepless nights and I've never read so many articles on what to do and not to do on a particular platform.So we wanted to share some of our thoughts and dispel some of the myths that surround it.We wrote up a handy Product Hunt Debunked article which some of you guys might find useful!As an outline of the key takeaways for you, which you may or may not agree with:Posting direct links to your Product Hunt launch page is bad – FALSEGetting someone well known in the Product Hunt community to hunt you is a good idea – TRUETiming a Product Hunt post with PR is a good idea – TRUE Comments beat upvotes – TRUEPost at midnight PST and have the most time to kick ass and take names (on the leaderboard) – FALSEPosting on different days of the week (and of the year) has an impact – TRUEPosting on the day of a big company’s release is a bad idea as you’ll never beat them – FALSEYou should create personalized landing pages & offers to take away as much as possible – TRUEPosting different releases of the same product will see repeated results – FALSEAutomated tools can help increase your exposure and save you time – TRUEFollowing up with everyone who upvotes you with a thank you is a good idea – FALSETo see our reasons behind these conclusions, check out the article (didn't want to copy and paste the whole thing here).If you have any questions, let me know :-)
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dungeonblrrrrrr ( yes i am watching dungeon meshi. how'd you know)
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🧜🏻♀️ totally-a-mermaid Follow
heyy party at The Glistening Lake 2nite... bring alll ur friends ahahaa
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Oh I love merfolk! I'll be sure to stop by! :)
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this guy is so dead
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🔥 firetypist Follow
anyone know some level 5 explosion spells please please please please
#im sick of these fucking goblins dude
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🍖 senshi-of-izganda Follow
Hey kids! Did you know:
monster yummy
🗡 touden1 Follow
so true!!!
🧝🏻♀️ the-friendiful-caster Follow
NO IT IS NOT
#STOP DOING THIS TO ME
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🗝 inkeep-polodos Follow
guys please stop spending one night and not paying me literally any gold. i will blacklist you
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we no have much shinies.
🗝 inkeep-polodos Follow
THEN MAKE MORE SHINIES
🐎 centaurus Follow
YEAAAH SPEAK YO SHIT POLODOS!!!!
#dont play with him
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🐎 centaurus Follow
i am just a girl with more leg and stamina than you. trot trot trot gallop
#taur.txt
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🙇🏽♂️ guywithquestions Follow
#the askerrrr
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the end . i feel like i couldve added more but whatever
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