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Your blog is amazing and so are you

ay dios mio thank you so much, nonnie!

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THIS BLOG HAS MOVED

since this was a sideblog, i decided to upgrade it to a regular blog, which will allow me to do more stuff. the new blog is over HERE. 

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He doesn't fail to notice the nature of the noise that leaves the other, causing Ben's eyebrows to arch defensively. ❝ I accept and respect that position. As long as you make sure to say that it was a Chihuahua, we're all good. Leslie was very particular about it being a Chihuahua. ❞ He'd tried to make a case for a Beagle, but it was in vain. 

The growl that comes from Ron’s throat is borderline predatory, though he swallows it down like a thick ball of spit.

"… I will not refer to them as dogs and will continue to use the term ‘chihuahua’ under the impression they’re a separate species altogether.”

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            ❝ They are too. Chihuahuas are great dogs. Plus, they              are cute dogs, so saving a Chihuahuas increases your              likeability by 42%. It's all in the statistics. Come on, just             save a hypothetical Chihuahua once. The kids will love it. ❞

"I refuse to call a ‘cute little chihuahua’ a canine worth saving, much more the full-page report about its stature."

"Chihuahuas aren’t dogs.”

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               ❝ Perfect! You do remember the detailed description of the dog                in case questions about it can rise, yeah? The triplets are usually                very curious. Me and Leslie encourage it and ––– Anyway, it's great,                 Ron. We really would appreciate it if you stuck to the script. ❞

"I still view that as half-assed parenting, you understand."

"A succint summary of the eight-page story Leslie provided me is that I woke up, performed my morning routine, bought the bird at Food and Stuff, saved a dog from being run over, and then came for your happy Thanksgiving dinner for ‘merriment and the spirit of togetherness’."

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            ❝ I believe it. You didn't tell that to the triplets, right?             Me and Leslie are kinda trying to make them not kill              animals in order to obtain their own food. ❞

"That I did."

"It was one of the least eventful chases of my life."

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( *&; treemurderer ) 

        ❝ You killed that turkey yourself, didn't you? ❞

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They sure have talents.

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        ❝ ––––––– what? Where did you get that from? ❞

"Wow. High roller. She brings home the bacon the eh?"

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       ❝ Okay, but how many turkeys have you eaten so far? ❞

           ”And that some how excuses your shameless larceny?”

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       ❝ ––– –––– my wife is pregnant with triplets and it was a craving? ❞

             ” ————- it was the last one.”

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         ❝ ––––– treated it tenderly and with love? ❞

        “You did WHAT with my turkey?”

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amazing

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      ❝ –––––– i don't wanna know who the bitches are. ❞

          ❝ you are fucking kidding me.                graham, where are the papers? ❞

'm'bitches are loyal, tha’s why i always have what i want.’

FUCK.speaking of poor life choices.

‘—————— yeah, see,                                   abou’ that, ——————-’