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Lito can be a bit of a handful sometimes. Drama queen? Definitely.
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what if people got a new name every birthday
what if the name represented how old you were, like every 11 year old was named Josh
“I had my first kiss when I was Greg”
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r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager
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just wanna get rich enough to buy my mom all the shit she deserves and then die
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isn’t it great when someone texts you and starts a conversation then when you reply to their question they read it and patch you???
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tumblr is so america-centric that sometimes i feel a little bit of panic and guilt that i haven’t registered to vote against trump
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i never understood in tv shows when they accidentally sent a text message to the whole school, first of all who has everybody in the school’s number, and secondly how do u even send mass text messages by accident
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SHE WASN’T TALKING ABOUT HAVING A CONDIMENT IN HER BAG!!!!
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