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fatherneens:

You’ve heard of that musical.ly app right? Well somehow i went from watching Kanye’s Faded music video because i didn’t watch the VMAs Sunday and all of a sudden i find myself watching Fuckboy Musical.ly compilations and i’m not going to lie i’m pretty sure i’m scarred for life after some of the things i’ve seen in the last hour. Honestly, i just need to be called back to set so i can be far, far away from my phone and these stupid videos with eight year olds trying to be sexy like, please stop, go stuff your face with gushers while you watch Caillou!

I’ve never been on musical.ly before, but I’ve seen clips on other YouTube videos I’ve watched where YouTubers react to some of them. Literally, when I was twelve, all I cared about was Pokemon and Dunkaroos. These miniature wannabe douchebags needs to be banned from all forms of social media, pronto.

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paynothelameo:

“Twenty-three is feeling pretty good, thus far.”

I haven’t gotten there yet. But how much better than twenty two does it feel? Because Taylor Swift wrote an entire song about how great it feels being twenty two. I haven’t heard anything as great about twenty three. I’m counting on you to give me something to look forward to here. 

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really-codychristian:

So it is currently going on to day two of being locked away in my room with barely any productivity going on. It’s weird how some days either seem to go by quickly or very slowly. My brain is fried and I have the biggest headache of all headaches. I’m ready for either some more sleep or coffee. 

Why are you locked away in your room? Is this way of telling us that you’ve been kidnapped? Don’t worry buddy, I’ll be there to save you. Just say the word.

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text | anyone

Nat: What was Whitney Houston's favorite coordination?

Nat: Haaaaaand Eyeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Nat: Lol I hate me.

Ansel: Why the fuck have I just heard this joke now?

Ansel: I thought I was the king of stupid, cheesy jokes. Are you trying to take my crown away from me, Nathaniel?

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Ansel Elgort

MTV VMA’s 2016

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tfpinnock:

Exactly, I’d triple check to make sure the number was correct. They were embarrassed, but then again so wouldn’t you if they reached the wrong person?

If I were them I would have pulled a Kim Kardashian. I would have replied with “ North posted this while playing games on my phone. Not sure why or how she chose it but I'm not complaining! LOL” 

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lilycpce:

You get me so much. I wouldn’t read that crap, and I honestly struggle with believing anybody else does either. Lucky you. Please, I’d love to learn your ways. I think most paps know the caps and coats I use to disguise myself by now, so I need some help.

If someone did actually care about that shit, they need some help. I mean, I get being into celebrities. But some people are obsessed on a whole other level. I will gladly teach you my ways, but that means you have to start hanging out with me more. Are you prepared for that? If worst comes to worst, we’ll give you a fake mustache and a wig to hide you.

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tomlin-louis:

I’m not in New York, not presently anyway. I’m sure at some point I’ll make my way back there. Right now I’m mostly in LA. 

That’s the only downside to living in New York. Mostly everyone is back in LA. I’m there from time to time. But New York has always been my home. On the bright side, I should be in LA sometime soon. If you’re still there, then we should meet up for drinks.

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who is your favorite superhero

@supermellibb obviously.

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if you could be one of your friends for a day, who would you be and why?

@nxtwxlff because according to The Insider he has a superpower in his pants. 

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people you could trust anything with?

@nxtwxlff and @shailenewtf without a doubt.

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last time you laughed until you cried and why?

Everyday of my life because I’m hysterical, obviously.