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the contrast of kris/player relationship between routes is absolutely hilarious

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you have been found guilty of faking a personality disorder for online clout now before we send in the venomous and homophobic snakes would you like your final bong hit to be alaskan thunderfuck or white yoda

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hello beloveds ☺️

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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i love the specification of "alive" in the people magazine "sexiest man alive" award. clearly they're worried about ötzi the iceman sweeping the competition. as they should be.

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Oh someone has been WAITING to write this headline

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JRWI Wonderlust e25: Losing Ground

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JRWI Wonderlust e27: Payback

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Pre-game ramyeon - KPop Demon Hunters - Directors: Maggie Kang, Chris Appelhans - June 20, 2025

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kpop demon hunters from the perspective of the fans is so fucking funny because what do you mean the biggest kpop girl group in korea is beefing with and wrote a devastating diss track about a brand new boy band that debuted like 4 weeks ago and only has one song out

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ALRIGHT YALL ITS HERE!!!!

If y'all would be willing to fill this out, my friend needs a hefty amount of responses in order for his project to be accepted. It would really help him out! It only takes a bit to complete. I actually had fun filling it out! Thank y'all!!!!

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Criminal Minds 3.07 | Identity

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one of my favourite genres of character is , specifically a doctor or scientist who is So deeply evil coded but they're a member of the good guy team & actively helping. & theyre not even a reformed villain theyre just like that. going hehehehehee in their dark scary lab while developing an device that will actually help a lot of people

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the more i read about the changes to Lilo & Stitch, the more