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has this been done

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the teen titans powersets are so crazy because it’s like. girl whose father is the devil, from the bible. girl who can make the earth swallow you. alien princess with laser beams. boy who can do a backflip

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these guys and their desert flowers

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The fabled aroallo cishet man up to nefarious things is such a nonsense concept. Loads of queer people don't even know what aromantic is about. If a cishet man has done enough reflecting to figure out they're aromantic then chances are they've already been a friend and ally to queer people for a considerable amount of time.

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indescribable

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Spn is like yeah monsters are redeemable yeah most of them don't want to do this and would choose a life otherwise yeah we're actively implying they want to be better yeah we could write a redemption. anyways shoot them.

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If there's one video game trope I unreservedly love, it's the Inexplicably Cool Mid-Boss. Some fucker with their own theme song and an objectively cooler design than the main villain just rocks up partway through some random mid-game dungeon and kicks your ass for three to five minutes, never to be mentioned again.

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Listening to a podcast

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Mr of Rivia I looove youuuuuu

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in the past life. straight up "cabin core-ing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My [LOGS! BEAR RUGS! BIG HAIRY CHESTS! MEN! MANLY MEN!]

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Invaders from Crittertopia have built sweet+lovely siege engines

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the finches nesting in the monastery have evolved tonsures

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I love villainesses isekais because they always open to some shit like "I've reincarnated as Evilla Von Lily, the empire's only princess and I'm destined to die after becoming affianced to Prince Rytius de Citrus?!?!?" and you think ok so just not marry him, right. Cant be that hard? But then chapter 1 in kicks in like " Evilla, sweetie your father and I are sooo glad you're marrying your Highness prince Rytius otherwise all these 56 orphans we tend to would spontaneously combust. Like, immediately. don't ask, we dont know how either. anyways proud of you" and youre like oh shit evilla

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there will be a show with two guys in a fucked up power dynamic that is the core of their relationship and all the posts will be like "i love them but i hate the power dynamic" and all the fic is like "what if there was no power dynamic" or "what if the power dynamic was switched". like okay actually i think the imbalance is fun and awesome. anyone else

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love how tumblr staff has time to censor words like “paint mixing” and “my face” and yet they can’t get rid of ssexsophie8127 thats been liking my posts from 2017

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WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN HOBBY LOBBY