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Felt sad. .... So I decided to feel pretty instead.

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I know I’m really late to this fandom, but Mordin singing Gilbert and Sullivan in Mass Effect 2 is one of the best things in any video game ever.

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We go forward.

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My favorite grocery store cashier died a few months ago. I know this probably sounds like a bizarre thing to be sad about. Her name was Judith and I only saw her once or twice a week, and only while I was paying for groceries. But even now, months later, I think of her when I'm at the grocery store. She used to save the ends of receipt paper rolls when they only had a foot or two left on them and give them to me, which I never asked her to do, but the first time she did it she held one out to me and said "you look like someone who would make a craft out of this," and I laughed because she was right. I do save them to put in geocaches and letterboxes. Our small talk was about the weather and the weekend and aren't those cookies good? They're so expensive though. But it's worth it.

I'm just saying. If you ever sit around wondering whether you'd be missed if you disappeared off the face of the earth, the answer is probably yes, very much, and probably by more people than you think.

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Fingers crossed everyone that my apartment application is accepted. Then after a very long year of trying, I will finally be free from that abusive grooming piece of shit.

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Mother and child training longsword in Chile, at the Centro Esgrima Histórica

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my new thing whenever an embarrassing memory jumps up out of some backwater neuron to t-bone my present-day thought process is to declare a statute of limitations. like i can burn down an entire building in the state where i live and the law deems it both unfair and illegal to prosecute me after six years have passed, i think that thing i said in high school can be expunged from my record.

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I was just grocery shopping and for a while I was in line behind the peak possible combination of parent and child, here is my 1 minute recreation from memory

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Touched up my old paleo pals drawing from college :) very happy with it!!!

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Marksman

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Bipedal so fucking stupid. You look at a cat or a dog lying down and you're like "hell yeah that looks exactly right. that looks so comfortable." Human lies down and looks like Peter Griffin Death Pose.

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shakarian mini-bang illustration and banner I made for carte blanche by @meggannn! a fantastic read ♥️

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I mOvE fAsTeR oN mY oWn

Shut up nihlus

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I mOvE fAsTeR oN mY oWn

Shut up nihlus

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Friend group chats are fun. Today one of my friends, who keeps pet crayfish, found babies in a tank that was supposed to be a males only. No choice but to empty out the whole tank to fish out the babies of unknowable origins. But lo and behold, there was a culprit: one teeny tiny little female had somehow escaped containment, evidently specifically going out of her way to break into this all male tank to get railed by like 15 males twice her size. Possibly completely different breed, too. Monsterfucker supreme.

So for a good solid hour or so, the whole group chat was focused on. slutshaming this one specific little crustacean. With like 300 babies.

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In case anyone was wondering what living with a hypermobility disorder is like, my lower back hurts because my arms are too heavy..... My lower back hurts, because my arms are hanging at my sides. The only way to get it to stop hurting is to rest my arms and lower my shoulders down because they are not strong enough.... To carry my arms.... My shoulders cannot support my arms 😭😭

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Today's Seal Is: Making Contact With An Unknown Beast