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ralsei warmups! ✧

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"Don't you w4nt to be just like your old pal Spamton???" Couldn't stop thinking about these lines from spamton.... so I made a whole comic page for it. Close-up 2 parter under the cut.

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You'd think that a show that existed since the 60's and invented fandom as we know it would have some decent merch. I DONT WANT AN ALIEXPRESS LOOKING TOTE AND APPAREL GIMME SOME CUTE PLUSHIES AND KEYCHAINSS

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dess remembering gerson as a wise-cracking old man who was emotionally intelligent, funny, and supportive of his students... dess remembering gerson as an amazing writer who always encouraged his students to do their best... dess remembering gerson as someone who uplifted the "problem" kids and never made them feel worthless...

how he has a warm, inviting study in the heart of the dark world where he can sit, write, and drink tea... does gerson know how much the knight loves him. the creature trying to end the world is, deep down, still the rowdy student who saw your classroom as a refuge from the darkness

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not many people realize this

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"maybe I should start working out" - recurring quote from person who's never demonstrated the ability to do or achieve anything

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Mega hawlucha

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you two are so goddamn weird you deserve the world

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gonna getcha

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it's gonna be so funny if we get a gaster reveal and he looks nothing like that funky lil guy we've all accepted into our minds and hearts

like a repeat of when gravity falls fans thought tad strange was gonna be a purple square and then he turned out to be just a regular dude, except it'll be a literal decade's worth of fanworks that get invalidated all at once

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emma's wet beast cat

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HOW TO GET YOUR ACCOUNT BACK FROM RANDOM NIGHTMARE SURPRISE TERMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!

I woke up on sunday morning to find that my whole account had been terminated out of the blue. VERY DISTRESSING!!! if this has just happened to you, YOU CAN GET YOUR ACCOUNT RESTORED. the best part is, everything remains intact! your messages, asks, followers, posts, etc. don't fret!! they restored my account only a day after it had been terminated. usually, it takes one to two weeks for a response. HERE'S WHAT I DID!!!

it's important that you send a SUPPORT TICKET. don't randomly email them!!! go to https://www.tumblr.com/support and choose "terminated account" as your reason.

include the email of the account that got terminated. this makes it easier for them to recover it! if you can't send it from that email, just include it in the message.

include the following: to the best of your knowledge, you have re-read the site rules and you haven't broken any site guidelines. state how important your account is to you, and stress how thankful you are for their help in recovering it. BE POLITE. EVEN IF YOU'RE UPSET OR PISSED OFF!!!! it significantly ups your chances of being listened to. I included the phrase "I'm sure you understand the importance of this" which is corporatespeak for "FIX THIS OR SO HELP ME GOD" and that seemed to get their attention.

you can also @ support on tumblr with the issue, and @ them on another site (e.g. twitter). there's a chance they'll see and respond quicker! cover all your options. the reddit for tumblr account termination is no longer active so don't bother with that.

if they don't respond within a few days, reply to the confirmation email they sent after you sent in your request. follow up! ask for updates! reiterate the urgency of the situation! make sure you're not responding to an address with "noreply" in it!

REALLY HOPE THIS HELPS!!!! all is not lost you just gotta be STERN AND POLITE. it's terrifying to have your entire account vanish overnight but there is always hope okay. love you good luck

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(i won’t be) afraid of all the things i wanted

Cheering, reveling bodies crowd the battlefield — the field that used to be a part of Neverwinter. The spilled blood can’t compare to all the spilled tar, the spilled Hunger-parts, with all their flecks of opal colors fading — drained of life, disconnected — and Lup can only hope and pray, that somehow, some way, all that life and color is flowing back to where it came from. Worlds and worlds away, where she can’t see, to where she couldn’t restore it, but to where it should be —

Now, these chants all around her, these victory roars — they all sound like they’re worlds away. Lup’s incorporeal, phantasmal, missing her eardrums, missing shoulders to crash into other triumphant bodies with. Everything — everything feels distant, like — like the dream of defeating the Hunger had felt, for all those desperate years, like — like it just wasn’t real, like it wasn’t even close to being here yet —

“Lup? Lup, did you hear me? I was saying, I thought I was in purgatory, but it turns out, I — I actually just met God —”

Oh, thank God. That’s a voice that sounds like it is here, like it is real, thank fucking gods, thank Jeffandrew, thank who-the-fuck-ever. Like an anchor for her in the storm, a fixed point as the world spins around her, Taako is here, he’s with her, and — and he’s got such a brave, matter-of-fact face on. Like, yeah, he did just meet God — even if, even if the second Lup dives towards him, her sleeves phasing through his chest, his expression crumples — and his voice cracks, shatters into a million pieces, with his arms plunging helplessly through Lup’s ghostly form.

“The — the adrenaline’s quitting when I need it, f-fuck — I don’t, shit, I — hey, hold on, I think I just forgot to process, did we fucking do it? We — we fucking did it, Lup?”

“Taako —” She throws her arms around him, nuzzling down his cheek as she smothers him in ghostly red fabric, with the very bonds that she’s made of taking his arms, holding him close — but it’s not enough. They did fucking do it, but — but if only she could touch him, hold him, run her hands through his hair, then — then would that make it feel real, even just a little? If — if only she could press her forehead against his, would it snap her out of this liminal spiral, this disconnection all of her own — and make her feel right, make her feel things that were true, make her feel like it really is over? Like they really did do it? If only Lup could squeeze her brother tight, so tight it would prove to him that she’s never, ever letting him out of her sight again —

Her form phases through Taako’s, brushing against his soul, and just in time to feel such an incredulous, such a Taako voice in her head, asking — really, ME? out of YOUR sight? I’M the problem? — and Lup almost sobs, with just as much joy as grief, hearing him suddenly so indignant, so himself. But if only he could shake her, be the annoying big brother he is, and tell her she’s not allowed to disappear again — and if only she could shake him back, like the sad and stubborn sister she is, and tell him she’ll never let him forget again, never let him become that broken shadow of her Taako again —

Wait. Wait, wait, shit — there is a way to hold him and shake him. Lup can’t pick familiar footsteps out from the parade around her, not from that cacophonous stampede — but there’s one steady presence that her soul can feel approaching, one more sturdy anchor that she’d know anywhere. She reaches out to Barry, through their bonds, those threads that dangle off her blazing-bright lich form and wind their way into his dark and dormant one — and it feels so urgent, to beckon and pull him along this way, even as he closes the distance without a moment’s hesitation. His eyes are wide, with awe, and wet, with tears — a face that Lup needs, needs, almost primally needs, to take and bury in something soft and comforting right this instant — and Barry, he — he seems like he knows it.

“…Hey there,” he breathes, with so much reverence — gently taking Taako’s hand, as it passes through Lup’s form, and bravely not choking up as Taako’s lip quivers, “you called me, Lup?”

(keep reading on ao3!)

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a couple of off-colors

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I drew every seal from the earless/true seal group! (for real this time!)

and bonus