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i jumped out of bed in a cold sweat to make this

id: first image is the tumblr halloween icon, which depicts a skeleton-like ghoul in a spooky red robe. the second image is the same ghoul, now photoshopped to look like they're dabbing. end id

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They should make sweaters but for your torso

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They should invent socks but like. For torsos

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My heart goes out to the Irish in these trying times. May you not contract alcohol poisoning from celebrating the news

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holy shit

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Pretty much everyone said this would happen. One ticked off parent can throw a tantrum and get any girl investigated because their kid didn’t win. Gross.

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hmmm. not to be a communist on main but you deserve more than just necessities actually

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Just passed a group of teenage girls walking downtown.... wearing cargo pants and platform crocs.... nature really is healing......

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people are literally so boring a male character will kill 10000 people and steal candy from babies and theyll be like omg thats my king! but a female character is rude once and theyre like i hope she dies violently

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Finally some good fucking news

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Friend of mine was submitting a job application and discovered that they REQUIRED a photo:

We're trying to decide which of these is a better option:

or

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oh so when the reader knows something i don’t it’s “dramatic irony” but when i know something the reader doesn’t suddenly i’m an “unreliable narrator” 🙄

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Cool

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TERFs eating their own will never not be funny to me.

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