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Did you know that you can waste your free time by not knowing which activity to do so you do none of them

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With the rousing success of princesses and knights, the next big pseudo-medieval sexual fixation will be: [draws name from a big box] Barber-Surgeons! Let's give it up for barber surgeons!

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i love being attracted to women i think its fun and awesome for me

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gryphongirl sits down across from you with a tray full of chicken nuggets. you ask if that isn't cannibalism or something. she says it's not cannibalism because shes not a chicken, she's a [she pauses] she's some other kind of bird. you say okay. she says even if it was cannibalism she'd be okay with that. you say okay. she says she'd want to round out the cannibalism, actually, with lion nuggets or something. cat nuggets, she says. you don't say anything to this. she gets up from the table and walks over to the cashier. you hear her asking them why mcdonald's doesn't offer cat nuggets. you regret agreeing to get lunch with gryphongirl.

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In the infidelity tag on ao3 clicking links with a huge smile on my face

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Once upon a Time AU | 10 Things I Hate About You

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okay it’s come to my attention that absolutely NONE OF YOU know ANYTHING about how cutie marks work. let me say this simply. a cutie mark isn’t a job being assigned, it’s a special TALENT OR SKILL that the pony enjoys. Most of the time it has a directly transferable job for that skill, like if you enjoy baking and are super good at it WOW! baker. If you are really good at writing and telling stories, author. However, there are some cutie marks that could go multiple ways.

twilight sparkle has exceptional magic ability, so she became a scholar, but she could really do anything that required a good magic skill. same with rainbow dash, her weather controlling job isn’t directly linked to her cutie mark, but it does fit the bill for the job.

i was posed the question of what would a murderer pony’s cutie mark be and wouldn’t everyone know. NO. if somehow murder were to be a special skill, the cutie mark might be something like a knife or a shovel. other ponies might just assume you’re good at cooking or gardening. now with cutie marks like apple jacks, their family has a ‘green thumb’ kind of deal so obviously the cutie mark would be hereditary.

so, the reason i made this post. walter white pony’s cutie mark would NOT be blue crystals. it would be a CHEMISTRY FLASK.

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One thing ABUNDANTLY clear to me in my old age (31) is you have to actively resist the "kids these days" mindset. It's this area where otherwise sensible people seem eager to give in to their most reactionary impulses

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the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

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what's that one thing where they asked how ripely from alien was so realistic and believable as a female character in scifi for once and they were like "well we just took the dude from the original script and made him a girl and changed nothing else. it works bc men and women are the same?" and people were like "woah no way" and then didn't learn anything from that for 20 years

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theres actually an scary thing called monsters

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sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

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*slurps you*

wow im having such a nice time sitting in this refreshing glass of water hey wait hey h w woo AAaah h hh h

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I was looking for references and stumbled across a series of paintings from 1930s by Soviet painter Alexander Samokhvalov called "The young women of metro construction"

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well fuck i think we're outnumbered here gals