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“What the hell dude! You just rear ended me!”

“I’ll have you know I’m a devote Christian.”

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God I love Yuri

The Rosalina x Pauline Archive 🩵❤️

Haven't done a lot of shipping until the beginning of last year, when I found my hyper fixation: Rosalina x Pauline. Why? I don't know. But their my comfort ship. This will be a likely ever expanding collection of sketches/doodles/pieces of this ship I've posted on social media. For archiving purposes mainly. Enjoy.

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Joined a discord server for a table top game I like, was scrolling through the channels and saw a person with a Viriska Homestuck pfp typing in leet speak. I didn’t realize these people were actually real, Holly shit this is awesome.

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So I’m sitting here watching Muppets Christmas Carol and am tearing up during the scene with the Cratchets mourning Tiny Tim, I’m feeling all the emotions, and then, like a bolt of lightning in a silent night, Kermit The Frog says Among Us and I absolutely loose it. I’m out here crying over puppets only to be sent into hysterics by a frog saying the name of silly video game.

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Dandadan: Oh no the ghost stole my ween! This is terrible!

Me a trans woman: So what I’m hearing is, free bottom surgery?

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Started watching Dandadan today and was surprised by how good it is. I was confused by why everyone who had ever described it to me said it was about dick and balls because it felt like so much more while I was watching it. So I tried to think of a better explanation that wasn’t just “aliens want your junk” but then I realized, there isn’t. It’s just a dick and ball joke, but it’s a REALLY GOOD duck and ball joke. And the dick and ball joke is EMOTIONAL it shows how how friendships can become love, the tragedy that leads people to do evil acts, it covers all aspects of human experience from the joyful to the tragic to the absurd! IT MADE ME CRY! I CRIED BECAUSE OF THE DICK AND BALL SHOW!

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Ya know what? *un toxics your yoai*

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Dude Sailor Moon is such a girl failure and I love her for it! Going back and watching sailor moon really makes me understand why early 2000s internet culture was the way it was.

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New hypothetical for y’all, get ready!

You’re given a 1 billion dollar bill, this is legal tender and will be accepted by any establishment, here’s the catch, in order to spend it you must receive exact change. How do you make the most out of this money?

Some clarifications and ground rules:

1. All transactions must be done in cash, no depositing the money at a bank and getting a debit card.

2. You can not spend the same bill at multiple establishments at the same time, you have one 1billion dollar bill you can’t give one thing to two people.

3. The goal is not to spend all your money as fast as possible, it’s to make the most out of it. Your goal is to get as much practical value out of the billion dollar bill as possible.

If I get any other questions I think are important I’ll make an additional post addressing them.

Have fun pondering!

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The next big holywood blockbuster

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I hope Eric Cartman becomes lost media

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I can’t believe Hatsune Miku created Minecraft and beat Fortnight

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I can’t believe it my roommate is the king of Fortnight, smh :/

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Fish-dip fish-dip, get ‘em while they’re hot! Dip ‘em in a can of beans or dip them in your snot!

Dip-fish dip-fish what a tasty treat! Tho I’m still unsure if they’re actually made of meat.

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This little horse is the scrunkly that is currently holding up my entire mental state. LOOK AT THEM! They are my based little pog-champ and I love them.

The foal-shaped void had Feelings about the wind and the rain.

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The art school experience be like, having a mental breakdown while talking on the phone with your mom and then shotgunning a Celsius while drawing a funky looking pillow.

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I am an insane person pretending to wear shoes