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I was thinking up dick jokes at work and accidentally wrote "dicks" on a label instead of what it should have been.

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Man with Beach Towel Gay Men Original Art, Man Body Drawing Gay Theme, Male Figure Artwork Framed. Available
#gay art#gay painting#gay#gay men#male beauty#male physique#male figure#gayboy#gayhot#gayman#gay beach#towel guy#dick suckers#dick and balls#cute twink#cute boys#big boy#very fuckable
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Started watching Dandadan today and was surprised by how good it is. I was confused by why everyone who had ever described it to me said it was about dick and balls because it felt like so much more while I was watching it. So I tried to think of a better explanation that wasn’t just “aliens want your junk” but then I realized, there isn’t. It’s just a dick and ball joke, but it’s a REALLY GOOD duck and ball joke. And the dick and ball joke is EMOTIONAL it shows how how friendships can become love, the tragedy that leads people to do evil acts, it covers all aspects of human experience from the joyful to the tragic to the absurd! IT MADE ME CRY! I CRIED BECAUSE OF THE DICK AND BALL SHOW!
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He could fix my scoliosis guys
#metalocalypse#sillyposting#william murderface#silly goofy mood#i’m ovulating#ballsack#self ship#silly little guy#silly#self insert#self shipping#dick and balls#murderface#murderposting
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wish i could lay down, comfy and sleepy while a breeding bull of a man hammers into my cunt like it's his only option.
want to listen to him sob his thanks, thank you, thank you, for letting him use me.
wanna hold his hand and lazily hush and comfort him while he cries from how desperate he is. how he's made himself cum so many times but his body won't let him rest.
want him to whimper and pound into me through his orgasm, turn into a trembling mess as he realizes he still hasn't emptied his poor, needy balls.
#my posts#sorry losing my mind idgaf#ftm breeding#mlm breeding#dom bottom#dick and balls#YEAG WOOOOO#forced impreg#wishlist#send dirty asks#send pervy asks#send nsft asks#feeling needy#mlm nsft#ftm nsft#nsft confession
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quigee 059: sorry, sorry, i'm trying to delete it,
#comics#drawing#illustration#jokes#funny#memes#comix#dick and balls#batman#jim gordon#bruce wayne#batman begins#stupid#stupid stupid stupid
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Bye Bye "Elon Mask"
A week or so ago I decided to delete my twitter account for good. Except, when I tried I was unable to login. Looks like Hielon came first: story of his life, I suppose...
Luckily @bart-73x saved a screenshot so that it will persist in the tumblosphere as long as this website manages to miraculously keeps on going.
And a detail of the Elon Mask itself

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#paul fans are a different breed#they think that guy can do no wrong lmfao#i love paul myself but it's okay to sometimes admit that the beatles weren't a saint themselves#paul IS a snobby bastard and that's that#with dick and balls#i was at one moment in life exactly like this with paul lol#glad we've moved on#the beatles#paul mccartney#john lennon#george harrison#ringo starr#beatles#memes#dick and balls
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Rate my music taste

#feetpics#crp#korn#msi#ramms+ein#ic3peak#oiledup#pay gorn#crystal castles#6arelyhuman#limp bizkit#limp dick#sir mix a lot#deftones#slipknot#ghost and pals#dick and balls#babymetal
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#gay art#gay#gay men#gay painting#male beauty#male physique#gayboy#male figure#gayhot#gayman#dick bulge#uncut dick#dick suckers#ballsack#cock and balls#suck my balls#dick and balls#very fuckable
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cant find pregnant slenderman pics on google. well i guess this is my sign to fucking kill myself
#cute#aesthetic#dreamy#a e s t h e t i c#aww#wholesome#wholesale#dick and balls#ballsack#dickandballs#male bush
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Rowers showing off their wares 😝
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deez
nuts
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- And he will be dearly missed?
- I don’t know how to say this in a polite way. I mean he just died and all…
- Got you fam.
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🌺🪦😵THE USER YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM HAS DIED 😵🪦 🌺
CAUSE OF DEATH: tummy hurted disease
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