#dick and balls
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unhinged-fujin · 10 days ago
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I was thinking up dick jokes at work and accidentally wrote "dicks" on a label instead of what it should have been.
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dimitriross · 3 months ago
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Man with Beach Towel Gay Men Original Art, Man Body Drawing Gay Theme, Male Figure Artwork Framed. Available
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figmint-owo · 8 months ago
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Started watching Dandadan today and was surprised by how good it is. I was confused by why everyone who had ever described it to me said it was about dick and balls because it felt like so much more while I was watching it. So I tried to think of a better explanation that wasn’t just “aliens want your junk” but then I realized, there isn’t. It’s just a dick and ball joke, but it’s a REALLY GOOD duck and ball joke. And the dick and ball joke is EMOTIONAL it shows how how friendships can become love, the tragedy that leads people to do evil acts, it covers all aspects of human experience from the joyful to the tragic to the absurd! IT MADE ME CRY! I CRIED BECAUSE OF THE DICK AND BALL SHOW!
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littlegoblino19 · 4 months ago
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He could fix my scoliosis guys
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big-dick-jones · 2 months ago
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scary-tdick · 4 months ago
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wish i could lay down, comfy and sleepy while a breeding bull of a man hammers into my cunt like it's his only option.
want to listen to him sob his thanks, thank you, thank you, for letting him use me.
wanna hold his hand and lazily hush and comfort him while he cries from how desperate he is. how he's made himself cum so many times but his body won't let him rest.
want him to whimper and pound into me through his orgasm, turn into a trembling mess as he realizes he still hasn't emptied his poor, needy balls.
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scrunkled · 1 month ago
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quigee 059: sorry, sorry, i'm trying to delete it,
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nofatclips-home · 2 months ago
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Bye Bye "Elon Mask"
A week or so ago I decided to delete my twitter account for good. Except, when I tried I was unable to login. Looks like Hielon came first: story of his life, I suppose...
Luckily @bart-73x saved a screenshot so that it will persist in the tumblosphere as long as this website manages to miraculously keeps on going.
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And a detail of the Elon Mask itself
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rev0lverluvr · 11 months ago
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oiledup-twatx0 · 5 months ago
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Rate my music taste
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dimitriross · 4 months ago
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ponymov · 10 months ago
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cant find pregnant slenderman pics on google. well i guess this is my sign to fucking kill myself
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Rowers showing off their wares 😝
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resttt · 3 months ago
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deez
nuts
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asomaton · 4 months ago
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- And he will be dearly missed?
- I don’t know how to say this in a polite way. I mean he just died and all…
- Got you fam.
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the-brainrot-central · 2 years ago
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🌺🪦😵THE USER YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM HAS DIED 😵🪦 🌺
CAUSE OF DEATH: tummy hurted disease
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