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Just watched the clip of Daisuke threatening to kill Wealwell and realized Wealwell is still doing the splits while this is happening
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What's your favourite scary movie? SCREAM (1996), dir. by Wes Craven
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Knight who seeks to get injured in combat so she can be tenderly held by her Lady but she keeps absolutely killing it out there and she's too honorable to throw a fight
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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
#happy pride to ops dad and also my own dad who#once told me he had “a lot of sex with men in the 80s” and then never elaborated
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he’s allergic to doing things without them being over the top. perfect.
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(Going off of the initial Japanese release dates as to which generation was current at the time excluding remakes that came out during that period. For simplicity's sake)
For example I turned 10 in 2007 so I would be starting in the Sinnoh region! Bonus if you tell me your partner Pokémon 👀 doesn't have to be one of the three starters!
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everyone always likes to talk about their hated horror trope but what’s your favorite one?
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staring at your tits?
no im just autistic and cant make eye contact and also i was staring at your tits
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"gambling addiction" is kind of like if people regularly opened pits with spikes at the bottom in public areas and made lots of money from people falling into the pit and so they started greasing the edges and putting these pits in every public space and lobbying to be allowed to install them in people's homes and when someone fell into the greased spike pit in their house they said "oh thats so tragic, they had an addiction to deadly spikes, we obviously support everyone having a safe and healthy responsible relationship with the greased spike pits we're building"
#I'd honestly never thought about how Weird betting places on the highstreet were#until I was dating a girl who was from a country where#gambling is illegal. and she was talking about how weird seeing like. idk. Ladbrokes on the street was#and we talked about it and I was like. god. yeah. you're right. that is fucked up
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As , the United States, potentially heads into another forever war I can only think of this quote.
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liberals will be like the optics of this protest are awful and it's dudes on motorcycles waving Mexican flags in front of burning cars. the optics are pretty sick
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