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Forgiveness
Its for you not the person who hurt you.
Forgive but never forget
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Wife: beavers mate for life
Me: huh. I wonder how they make it work.
Wife: they dont have to listen to eachother chew cereal.
Me: *chews quieter*
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Deadpool: I will kill Peter Parker
Spiderman: Yo Deadpool you ready to kick some ass?
Deadpool: You know it Spiderman.
(Next day)
Deadpool: Time to kill Peter Parker.
Deadpool: *Kills Peter* Ah now that's over.
(A week later)
Deadpool: You know... I wonder where Spiderman is. I have not seen him in a long time.
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Flash: Spider-man is amazing and I have a huge crush on him
Also Flash: Fuck you Peter Parker
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Reinhardt: Your son, the cowboy, he is very impressive with that pistol of his!
Reyes: What? That thing is not my son.
Reinhardt: Surely he is! What other living human could stand to be around you?
Genji: I thought he was your kid too, I just thought we weren’t supposed to say anything about it.
Reyes: Oh, for- alright, if you thought that McCree was my kid, raise your hand.
(everyone raises their hand)
Reyes: …Jesse, put your hand down.
McCree: Sorry, Dad. I mean Gabe.
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This is so true. It should add "I won't know who I am in my future"

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