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You might find something like this on your property or along public forest trails. It’s about the same size and shape as a ketchup packet and smells like rotten fish. Believe it or not, this little packet protects you, your pets, and your family. The USDA drops these in areas (including Hamilton County) where raccoon-variant rabies has been known to occur. Raccoons find the packet and eat the contents, and it provides them with immunity to rabies. If you find one, simply leave it where it is, or, if it’s in an area accessible to a pet or child, just put on a pair of gloves and move it. Don’t worry, though— even if it was handled by a human or pet, it doesn’t pose any danger besides an unpleasant odor.

~ For Fox Sake Wildlife Rescue

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Well, since 911 has let me down as a comfort show, I’m rewatching CM from the beginning as I can’t face S7, which is where I was up to in my current rewatch.

Then maybe I’ll watch Primeval and The Mentalist again.

Le sigh.

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Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now?

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.

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“The old magic persists thanks to it’s unfathomable power.”

No, the old magic persists because the new magic can’t run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don’t want or need onto my orb.

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... I still want fic of Nightingale and Mellenby in 1920s Berlin, btw...

first you have to remember that the first disco ball was painstakingly put together by hand from nothing but an idea and lots of intricately cut glass and bandaids and then you have to think about the experience of being under a disco ball for the very first time, bathed in reflections of an era that has not yet come to past, and finally you end up wondering what else there is around you that has yet to be unearthed by something with so much as a silly name

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I don't think I've ever been more offended in my life.

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?!??

WAIT WHERE IS ALL THIS NEW BTS?????

here and here and here and here and here and here and here and here

here’s a screenshot i took from one:

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Hm... that's... not wrong...

Hornblower: you're thinking about it way harder than cs forester was

Aubreyad: pob was thinking about it way harder than you are

Sharpe: you and bernard cornwell are thinking about it equally hard but you're thinking about 2 completely different things

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It is absolutely fucking insane that an angry lunatic can steal a presidency and just decimate the entire government for fun. Every single last person he has fired so far has had a job that was good for this country, and firing them does not save a single taxpayer a single penny, nor will it bring down cost of living in any way. Trump made virtually zero positive or beneficial decisions during his first term, and now in just weeks he's made more devastating bullshit ones than any president in our lifetimes. If you approve of a single thing he's done you're so goddamned stupid you should be euthanized with a claw hammer.

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I still think he never returned any of Tommy's clothes that somehow ended up at his place and keeps wearing them.

so does green-ish pants fit into the color theory or nah? 🤔 🧐 🤨

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AWESOME

everyone will look at my fish hat in an expeditious style

(pattern from here, slightly modified to be longer so that there's lots of room in the tail for hiding packets of fruit snacks)

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I am so sick of the news referring to Donald Trump “trolling” other foreign leaders like he’s 12

Disrespecting, the word you mean is disrespecting, the president of the United States enjoys publicly disrespecting other heads of state. He’s not on XBox live saying he had sex with other player’s moms, he’s referring to the prime minister of Canada as Governor and repeatedly commenting on how he wants to conquer the guys land and make him subservient

Stop acting like he’s a little jokester next to other diplomats who are too serious like this is a 2000s romcom, he has said he’s considered taking over Greenland with military force

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“the arts and sciences are completely separate fields that should be pitted against each other” the overlap of the arts and sciences make up our entire perceivable reality they r fucking on the couch

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Source

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the thing about disability is it really does sometimes boil down to "wow i wish i could do that" and then you can't. and it sucks.

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I need this on a t-shirt...