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"kung pow penis," a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury—also traditionally of twelve—to arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will

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i tend to be generally fearless to a bit of a fault but today i experienced a split second of absolutely primal terror

i was coming home from a hike and was in the mountains waiting for a train to pass so i could cross the tracks. i briefly looked up to look at the train as it approached because i understand the appeal of a good train. i was met with this sight, actively approaching me

my sense of fight or flight is pretty dormant but it hit me so hard i felt vaguely nauseous for five minutes. i sat there in my car looking like id seen someone get shot. for some reason my brain could not process thomas and all i knew was that suddenly my world was very different and very, very frightening

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Follow for the same picture of the rock every day

[ image id: a picture of a grey and white rock on a white background, with a stock photo water mark overlaid on it end id]

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Knightposting this princessposting that WHO IS TILLING THE FIELDS

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​i’m such a fake idgafer everything bothers me tbh

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Thurston's Orange Peel Theory

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Everyone is bloomscrolling in my beautiful internet garden

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What's it going to take to earn Robert Reich's endorsement? 🤔

Watch the full Game Changer episode on @dropoutdottv:

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Have a safe flight! Tucson, Arizona, United States

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you know what? I’ll say it. Hi

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everyone is trying to take your oxford comma away from you. don't give them that satisfaction, reward, or pleasure.

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reblog if you're corny and insufferable

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