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I thought that them shipping Din and the space cowboy weird… this is just- ehhh

All I'm saying

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So in The Mandalorian, they’re not allowed to take off their helmets, right? What about during reproduction or with mothers who are breastfeeding do the children not need to bind to their mothers face? Or is it like Hijabs to where you can only take it off around close family?

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If they had a live action Harry Potter they should put Keanu Reeves as professor snape

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Oh my god the cats has its own tv

Cinnamon Bear, Bryan Davies - Here is the bedroom we finished for our rescued shelter cat (Wyatt) this weekend. He actually goes in to nap and watch birds on YouTube :). Fame hasn’t gone to Wyatt’s head, even after he got an article by Stephen Messenger @dodo !

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This is legitimately my favorite thread to ever exist as a Marlin.

DREAM TO MEME

We’re past the point of being able to ignore this now. @pixellecutie​’s sleeping brain dreamed a dream of marine biology, and you’ve all really put in the work to make it a meme in its own right. Who knew there were so many benefits to being a marine biologist?

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The origins:

The Minecraft axolotl version by @queerbeemc​:

The Animporphs version by @jivs-jam​:

Even @theshitpostcalligrapher​ chimed in. Thank you, @theshitpostcalligrapher​, for services rendered to the community:

This kissy fishy by @cryptidcanary​:

A reality check by @anxiety-plus​:

The tired marine biologist by @hustlerose: 

Above all things, sophisticated (@noneedtofearorhope​):

More cons (oh no!) according to @essential-npc​:

A delightfully different perspective, this time from the forest floor, by @bepisdrink​:

A worthy remix by @charlesoberonn​:

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When people say ED I’m so confused because ED both stands for Eating Disorder and Erectile Disfunction…

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PSA: if there are more than one or two people on both sides of the road at night, TURN OF YOUR FRICKING BRIGHTS IM GOING TO GO BLIND BECAUSE OF YALL.

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Two people are getting it on, they are finishing up and kinda talking about whatever. One says something incoherent. “Come again?” The other asks. “I’ll try, but I’m gonna need a vibrator.”

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god

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Imagine Din's visor doesn't filter UV light and he has a permanent T-shaped tan line on his face

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Ironman = Batman

Spider-Man = The Flash

Captain Marvel = Wonder Woman

Captain America = Superman

The Falcon = Cyborg

Change My Mind

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You think you’re so smart?? Put the word “Why” in a sentence that isn’t a question.

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My brain: Go ahead, jump off that bridge

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Petition to call all females famels

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The aliens have came already. They landed, made their crop circles and shit, and realized humans sucked so they all yeeted to the ocean.

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Me: going out shopping

Me: sees something shiny in the corner of my eyes

Crow brain: SPARKLES. Must. Touch. I HAVE.