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I'm dreading going home for the holidays. Not because I hate my family, but because they watch cable TV and I can't stand commercials singing Christmas carol parodies about how the newest iPhone 69 Turbo Plus will fix your marriage with its alphapixel camera.

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Currently watching some advanced level lectures to prepare myself for college next week

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i hate you ai art i hate you "unalive" i hate you youtube premium i hate you twitter 8$ checkmark i hate you nfts i hate you therapy app advertisements i hate you non-chronological timelines i hate you instagram reels i hate you subtle tiktok filters that cant be turned off i hate you family bloggers i hate you ads on true crime episodes i hate you facebook i hate you vr glasses on chickens i hate you dystopian social media

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Sitting on her.

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He doesn't quite enjoy bath time.

espeon that gets sprayed with water but it magic bounces right back at you

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*Airdrops a eevee into your askbox and runs*

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Tears of the Kingdom has completely altered my brain. I'll see something like this and think "I'll bet I can ascend up that and find a korok"

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School has really messed me up. Whenever I don't know the answer to a question I started freaking out like my geometry teacher is gonna jump through the window and yell at me.

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Turns out Reddit is going dark on my birthday. Is this a sign that I should grow up and stop using that garbage site?

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I will never get tired of Taion and Eunie content

Little Taion and Small Eunie!

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aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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You guys think Shulk ever saw a vision of Reyn doing something stupid but he let it happen anyway because he wanted to see Reyn do it again?

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Larry just can’t catch a break (；^▽^)

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What the hell is a blorbo???

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Fashion is very important to the rescue team