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I swear to god I'm gonna [remembers to make threats comedic so people don't get worried] put on spandex and start terrorising Gotham

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One weird experience of transitioning is failing at ur assigned gender role the whole time and everyone constantly deriding you for it but then u come out and it's like we lost a beautiful gender conforming warrior today. Must grieve for my wonderful child who pissed me off by being ugly and weird since day 1

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I truly truly believe that the most important thing you can do in fandom is be a cheerleader. comment on fics. reblog art and rave in the tags. support the people making the things you want to see. this is how you keep a fandom alive. this is how you get more of what you want. you never know: that person could have decided to make more just because you liked it.

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PLATONIC INTERPRETATIONS OF CHARACTER DYNAMICS ARENT ANY LESS VALID THAN ROMANTIC ONES PELASEE

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tumblr dash simulator:

moot 1: I need him (picture of a middle aged blond man)

moot 2: lyrics in all caps

moot 3: insanely depressing vent post

random guy you followed for art: *the most bigoted shit you could possibly think of*

moot 1: oughhhhh,,,,,, he's so babygirl coded (another image of middle aged blond man)

moot 4: analysis of a minute detail from a fandom you're not in

moot 3: ok I'm normal now

moot 2: like fifteen reblogs about some band you've never listened to

moot 5: here's a drawing I kinda hate it's not very good, sorry (literally the best piece of art you've ever seen in your entire life)

tumblr bot: (porn no one wanted to see)

moot 6: someone should stab me homoerotically I think

random meme account that won't leave your dash: (badly captioned dog image from twitter)

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It's ok! I wouldn't choose me either

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He’s like a feral house cat to me

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the weed dispensaries should ask if you would like to round up your purchase to donate to PBS. and if you say yes you get to scan a QR code that gives you 30-day free access to the full run of antiques roadshow. this is how drugs can win the war on drugs again.

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Claude Monet Weeping Willow and Water Lily Pond 1919

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Dancing around the problem.

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"what if you regret it" what if I don't?

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Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)

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being anti ai is making me feel like in going insane. "you asked for thoughts about your characters backstory and i put it into chat gpt for ideas". studies have proven its making people dumber. "i asked ai to generate this meal plan". its causing water shortages where its data centers are built. "ill generate some pictures for the dnd campaign". its spreading misinformation. "meta, generate an image of this guy doing something stupid". its trained off stolen images, writing, video, audio. "i was talking with my snapchat ai-" theres no way to verify what its doing with the information it collects. "youtube is impletmenting ai based age verification". my work has an entire graphics media department and has still put ai generated motivational posters up everywhere. ai playlists. ai facial verification. google ai microsoft ai meta ai snapchat ai. everyone treats it as a novelty. every treats it as a mandatory part of life. am i the only one who sees it? am i paranoid? am i going insane? jesus fucking christ. if i have to hear one more "well at least-" "but it does-" "but you can-" im about to lose it. i shouldnt have to jump through hoops to avoid the evil machine. have you no principles? no goddamn spine? am i the weird one here?

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guy who is stuck in a timeloop but is too socially anxious to bring it up to anybody or change their routine just in case it turns out they're mistaken. like yeah you're pretty sure that it's been november 3rd for two weeks now but idk maybe that's the depression talking. it's fine.

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I think all computers should have cd slots and all phones should have headphone ports send tumble

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having used tumblr as a teenager is a vaccination against using tiktok today